You can't just go around breaking the law like that! Unless you're the President, and you make your own rules, damnit.
Or unless you work in West Virginia and are free to ignore what my best friend Pavanne(tm) ORDERS you to do, because everybody knows we don't really have to do what she says cause she's not like the governor or anything.
I saw the cat 911 guy on the local news. Here's the thing: the emergency was that he fell out of his wheelchair. Considering that it was right before New Year's, and he looked like the saddest, lonliest person on earth, I think he dialed 911 himself and got out of the chair to wait for help.
If falling out of a wheelchair could leave you helpless, wouldn't you have a cell phone in your pocket all the time? Or one of those Life Alert things? I love cats, but I think the guy faked the whole thing for attention. Which is sad. I hope he made some friends out of it.
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MESS-Opotamia. When I think of Mesopotamia, I think of (for some reason) Alexander and gay sex. Did he take over Mesopotamia at one point? Hmmmm.
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Or unless you work in West Virginia and are free to ignore what my best friend Pavanne(tm) ORDERS you to do, because everybody knows we don't really have to do what she says cause she's not like the governor or anything.
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If falling out of a wheelchair could leave you helpless, wouldn't you have a cell phone in your pocket all the time? Or one of those Life Alert things? I love cats, but I think the guy faked the whole thing for attention. Which is sad. I hope he made some friends out of it.
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