Drabbles, wooo

[phaballa]

I wrote drabbles for people! Er. They're a bit weird. I'm in sort of a weird mood tonight. I blame anise_anise. Yes. All her fault.

Drabble #1 for djin7:

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[danxsunday]

Jesus.

I love you.

Yep. And Anise too. But I think you should defintiely let me watch

[phaballa]

Sorry to use you like that but well... it's um, all in the name of art. or something.

<.<
>.>

I think watching could be arranged. *cough* I think Anise would want you to do more than watch.

[danxsunday]

God I am feeling all dizzy and wonky and shakey.

[phaballa]

I bet her $10 you were wanking...

[danxsunday]

*coughs*

she owes you money then. Not while I was reading though. After.

And it isn't my fault though. I've been sick so no sex for me.

[phaballa]

NICE. I know you far too well. She was all, "He's not replying, he hates me!" And I was like, "Nah, he's totally wanking."

[danxsunday]

fuck how could I not.
I mean really, if that doesn't make you want it you are dead.

[phaballa]

I know! *covets Anise*

[danxsunday]

I want to be that

[phaballa]

This is the part where you pretend you already are, silly. Bravado and all that. You should be like, "Well of course she had that dream, I'm fantastic!"

[danxsunday]

I am bout to sound like a wanker. But I really care when I have sex. I mean really. If you are not going for it with no inhibitions and with the brakes off then what is the point. I mean I can wank and it is a lot less hassle.

I guess I have trouble with the bravado side cos I care about it.

Or I could be totally full of shit ;)

[phaballa]

See that's the thing about you. In all honestly, why we love you so much... because you're so sincere. You care about things. You care about people, even if it's only for however long you're fucking them. I've heard a lot of guys describe sex as "masturbating with someone else" and that's where you're different, and that's pretty unique. I can't see you blowing people off like that. Er. But I've already gone into that elsewhere and there's no need to embarass myself further.

[danxsunday]

I don't get that masturbating in someone else idea. Fine just go have a wank and save everyone else's feeling. It is a nasty shitty thing to do.

[phaballa]

I have the feeling I have been masturbated into a few times at least.

Wow, that sounds really gross.

[danxsunday]

Yeah it does, doesn't it?

[phaballa]

Yeah. Blech. All the more reason for people to not do it.