Comments | phaballa: FIC: The Late Night Visit, or Why Jo Decided to Kill Off Someone Else Instead

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FIC: The Late Night Visit, or Why Jo Decided to Kill Off Someone Else Instead

Jul 02, 2005 16:05

Title: The Late Night Visit, or Why Jo Decided to Kill Off Someone Else Instead
Author: phaballa
Summary: Jo kills off Severus Snape, but he has Other Ideas.
Rating: PG-13
Disclaimer: Um yeah. Not mine.
Comments: So, this is total crack fic. I blame this entirely on switchknife, who asked me to write it and c'mon. I'm not going to say no. Unbetad and um... right ( Read more... )

fic, going to hell

Comments 157

storyteller July 2 2005, 14:37:49 UTC

...

There are no words.

This is beautiful. XD

phaballa July 2 2005, 17:58:51 UTC

Haha, thanks :)

jexay July 2 2005, 14:41:53 UTC

Hahaha! Great work as usual, hon! :D Now I'm in the mood for Snarry... *wanders off*

phaballa July 2 2005, 17:59:59 UTC

Nice icon :P Have you checked out nights_nothings yet?

pitchblackrose July 2 2005, 15:51:10 UTC

*loves*

This? Bloody brilliant! :D Especially the last line - my laptop was in grave danger of being soaked with freshly snorted soda :p

And I also loved all the Neil-slagging ;) Naturally fandom as a whole is wildly jealous of him, so it makes sense that he's an idiot :D

Great job :D

phaballa July 2 2005, 18:01:29 UTC

Thanks! Neil is such a slag, isn't he?

I am rather proud of the last line. *pets it*

rosie_red73 July 2 2005, 16:15:04 UTC

OH MY GOD that was so utterly brilliant. Perfect. I am now ass-less because I completely laughed it off.

I so desperately need a sequel. Do Sirius trying to seduce her into bringing him back to life. Or Dumbledore. Or anyone, just PLEASE write more of this! *begs shamelessly*

Because just...
And that thought starts another one, spiraling into a plot line involving two wizards, a bleak moor, and gay marriage laws that is entirely too Bronte-esque for her tastes.
and
The whole thing is creepy and weird and entirely too like some sort of Stephen King novel for her liking. Not that she reads King, the man writes utter trash, but she’s seen IT! and she knows how these things go.
and
Now then, Potter. Drop your trousers, turn around, and for god’s sake, try not to scream. My ears can only take so much shrieking in one day.
and
I suggest that next time, you stick to good and evil, and don’t attempt to fuzzy the lines with people of questionable morals who don’t fit into your black and white view of the worldyou just KILLED me ( ... )

phaballa July 2 2005, 18:04:26 UTC

Y'all are going to kill me with your lovely feedback and attempts to make me write more crack fic! I already have requests for more Ewan/Hayden RPS and damnit. I have a novel to finish! But we'll see. I only attempted because switchknife asked so nicely and really, I can't refuse Switch. It's a thing, you know how it goes. We'll see though. And thanks :)

lizbee July 2 2005, 17:47:05 UTC

This is the greatest fic ever written. It is the pinnacle of fannish achievement. I want to marry it.

Which is to say, that wuz gr8!!!111 rite more

phaballa July 2 2005, 18:06:00 UTC

Thanks :P It would probably agree to your proposal if the ring were big enough. And no diamonds, please. The fic requests emeralds or rubies only.