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Jan 22, 2005 10:31

iloveway27: aaarrggh!!! walk ze plank! i am Pierr-rate! THE FRENCH PIRATE!!!!!!

PH0EN1XXXFYRE: BACK, THOU VILLAINOUS WENCH!
iloveway27: NAY!!! i shalt not surrender to the likes of you, the fen-sucked hedgepig!
PH0EN1XXXFYRE: surrender, ho!
iloveway27: Never!!!! I fart in your general direction!!!!!
PH0EN1XXXFYRE: YOUR MOTHER WAS A HAMSTER AND YOUR FATHER SMELT OF ELDERBERRIES!
iloveway27: NO!!!!! IT'S NOT TRUE!!!!!!!!! my father smelt of oranges! ORANGES DO YOU HEAR ME!?!?!?!?!?!?!?
PH0EN1XXXFYRE: NEVER! THY SMELL OF CITRUS WAS NOT FROM THY FATHER! TWAS OF THY WETNURSE!
iloveway27: HAAHHAAHHAAHHAAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
iloveway27: Your statement is false!!!! My wetnurse smelt of peaches! AND SHE WAS QUITE DRY, THANK YOU!!!!!!
PH0EN1XXXFYRE: LOL!!!!!!
PH0EN1XXXFYRE: MINION, THOU LIEST! IS NOT A PEACH SO SIMILAR TO A CITRUS FUIT?!
iloveway27: Tis similar, tis true! BUT I HAVE NOSE OF A THOUSAND HOUNDS!!!!! IT CAN DETECT THE DIFFERENCE OF THE TWO!!!!!!
iloveway27: and i shalt NOT be called minion, you food-trough WHOPPER
PH0EN1XXXFYRE: wench, thou smellst in a thousand ways like a minion!
iloveway27: AHAHAHAHAHAHAAA!!!!
iloveway27: well, thy mother smellest much like the excrement of minions! TAKETH THAT!!!!!
PH0EN1XXXFYRE: mine own mother? thou havest a mother with a smell reminiscent of the excrement of WENCHES!
iloveway27: mine mother smellst LOVELY!!!! SHUTETH UP!!!!!!!
PH0EN1XXXFYRE: AHA! THOU SNIFFEST THINE OWN PARENTAGE?!
iloveway27: TIS NOT WHAT IT SOUNDST LIKE!!!! but yes, the odor of my parentage hath wandered by my weary nose at times....
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