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-First off what is your name?: Raven
-Have you ever fantasized about getting yourself cloned (either a same sex or opposite sex clone) so that you could date yourself?: no
-Are you a good liar?: yes
-Do you like the girl/boy next door type?: i dont know them
-Have you ever dated the girl/boy next door?: no
-His/her mom/dad is pretty hot though, right?: what???
-Do you fall in love easily?: Yes. Too easily.
-How about out of love?: No. Thats something I can't do really well. But I pretend.
-Do you believe in revenge?: revenge good
-Are you someone who believes that there is one true love for you somewhere out there in the universe?: they may be many
-And when you make decisions, would you would rather be fair or correct?: depends
-At a restaurant, do you send food back if it's not what you expected?: no
-When you spend a lot of time alone with someone, you begin to think of him/her as: a cat
-Lots of people fall in love for the wrong reason. Do you have dental insurance, hotstuff?: yes
-Tell me your best pick up line: aint tellin
-Have you ever faked a British accent?: sometimes, badly
-Has a British accent ever faked you?: not usually
-Is love just A BIG FAT LIE?: not at all, for without it, i would have no purpose
-Do you believe in love at first sight?: to a point
-For Blind People?: they have a different sense for that
-If you like someone, do you usually ask them out?: may take time
-Would you ever go on a nude beach?: got nothing to hide
-By Friday afternoon do you usually know what you're doing on Saturday night?: no, im a impulse kinda guy
-Suppose a girlfriend or boyfriend that you were really into said one day, "You and me just aren't right for each other," and dumped you right there. Did you notice the poor grammar?: no, id be plotting my drinking habits for the next two weeks
-Do you have an easy time talking to strangers at parties?: if im drunk enough
-If expense weren't an issue, would you want a cell phone?: yes, as part of my sunglasses/headphones/cell phone
-Someone tells you you have great nostrils, you: would look at them weird, and maybe freak out
-Do you frequently listen to headphones or sing to yourself when you're walking around?: always
-Do you talk to yourself?:Yes.
-If someone offered you a chance at the thing you wanted most in the world, but in exchange you could never tell anyone about it, would you take it?: yes
-What do you do after sex?: Cuddle. Yeah thats right. I would cuddle.
-Would you rather take an essay test or a multiple choice test?: multiple choice
-Would you rather shop for clothes with friends or alone?: depends
-After you hang out with a group of people for a while, do they adopt your slang more than you pick up on theirs?: a mix
-Do a lot of people know the real you?: no
-Do you like having your picture taken?: no, im photo-phobic and not at all photogenic
-Are you superstitious?: yea
-Aren't babies incredibly special?: as food
-And aren't movies better when they're based on a true story?: no
-Do you truly have a favorite color--one color that, besides just looking good on you, you really love?: yea, my eyes
-Is smoking wrong?: smoking what??
-After you're dead, would you rather be forgotten or hatefully remembered?: forgotten
-What kind of movies do you like best?: comedies and sci-fi
-Do you best express yourself through talking or writing?: talk, i do that much better than writing
-does )||( look dirty to you?: no
-What's your orientation, big shooter?: Bi
-And how do you feel about age? nothing
-Now describe the perfect body for a mate: personal
-Are you a StarTrek fan? yes
-What do you feel is the best form of contraception?: condom
-And be honest here. How often do you masturbate?: twice a week
-Have you ever performed a strip tease?: drunk, 'nough said
-How do you feel about pornographic films?: u wanna watch it, go ahead
-How many people have you had sex with?: 3
-How many people have you performed on or received oral sex from?: 3
-Have you ever engaged in a sexual activity with more than one person at the same time?: no
-Have you ever had sex with more than one person in the same day?: no
-Have you ever had any sexually transmitted diseases?: nope
-Have you ever been involved with someone who was married to someone other than you?: no
-How do you feel about being tied up or handcuffed?: heheheehehehe
-Have you ever given or been given a hickey?: yes.
-And approximately how many days has it been since you last had sex?: 60
-Do you believe it's possible for two individuals to have an emotionless, healthy, sexual relationship (i.e., sex like rabbits, but without all those lovey-dovey bunny emotions)?: yes
-This pie tastes like my bird: ok, tastes good man
-Do you think it's important to find love?: of course
-Backing up, let's talk about your childhood. Were you a happy kid?: no
-Were you abused?: no
-Were you an only child?: eldest
-Were you an only friend?: yea
-Were you Canadian?: no
-Do you always wear underwear?: not when i sleep in the summer
-On a scale of 1 to 10, please rank the importance of love during sexual intercourse: 8
-Do you carry condoms?: no
-You think love is best nurtured by understanding, compassion, trust, or need?: All of em.
-In a relationship what is least important; good looks, personality, or sex skills?: Good looks.
-If you were really old, and married, and in love, whom would you want to die first, u or her?: her, that way she wouldnt be lonely
-Do you own a midget who serves you sex in the night?: no
-Is sex without love okay?: yea
-Is romantic love without sex okay?: ofcourse
-Have you ever fantasized about being or being with a prostitute or stripper?: lalalalala
-Have you ever looked at porn on the net?: ...
-Have you ever had cybersex?: a few times....
-Have you ever been photographed nude?: no
-Have you ever been paid money for a sexual act?: nopw
-Do you know how to fire a gun?: yup
-If you could shoot someone and get away with it would you?: yes
-Have you ever cheated on anyone?: nope
-Have you ever cheated on someone repeatedly?: of course not
-Have you ever worn leather?: yea
-Have you ever stopped to consider that your skin is a type of leather?: yes
-Do you like to dance?: aloe in my room
-Do you like to spend time outside?: twicth
-Do you find thunder and lightning erotic?: kinda
-Would you rather "make love," "have sex," or "f"?: make love
-Now pick three adjectives that best describe how you feel about yourself: stoner, loner, weird
-And, on a scale of 1 to 10, how sexually attractive do you find yourself?: 7
-Have you ever fantasized about getting yourself cloned (either a same sex or opposite sex clone) so that you could date yourself?: no
-Are you a good liar?: yes
-Do you like the girl/boy next door type?: i dont know them
-Have you ever dated the girl/boy next door?: no
-His/her mom/dad is pretty hot though, right?: what???
-Do you fall in love easily?: Yes. Too easily.
-How about out of love?: No. Thats something I can't do really well. But I pretend.
-Do you believe in revenge?: revenge good
-Are you someone who believes that there is one true love for you somewhere out there in the universe?: they may be many
-And when you make decisions, would you would rather be fair or correct?: depends
-At a restaurant, do you send food back if it's not what you expected?: no
-When you spend a lot of time alone with someone, you begin to think of him/her as: a cat
-Lots of people fall in love for the wrong reason. Do you have dental insurance, hotstuff?: yes
-Tell me your best pick up line: aint tellin
-Have you ever faked a British accent?: sometimes, badly
-Has a British accent ever faked you?: not usually
-Is love just A BIG FAT LIE?: not at all, for without it, i would have no purpose
-Do you believe in love at first sight?: to a point
-For Blind People?: they have a different sense for that
-If you like someone, do you usually ask them out?: may take time
-Would you ever go on a nude beach?: got nothing to hide
-By Friday afternoon do you usually know what you're doing on Saturday night?: no, im a impulse kinda guy
-Suppose a girlfriend or boyfriend that you were really into said one day, "You and me just aren't right for each other," and dumped you right there. Did you notice the poor grammar?: no, id be plotting my drinking habits for the next two weeks
-Do you have an easy time talking to strangers at parties?: if im drunk enough
-If expense weren't an issue, would you want a cell phone?: yes, as part of my sunglasses/headphones/cell phone
-Someone tells you you have great nostrils, you: would look at them weird, and maybe freak out
-Do you frequently listen to headphones or sing to yourself when you're walking around?: always
-Do you talk to yourself?:Yes.
-If someone offered you a chance at the thing you wanted most in the world, but in exchange you could never tell anyone about it, would you take it?: yes
-What do you do after sex?: Cuddle. Yeah thats right. I would cuddle.
-Would you rather take an essay test or a multiple choice test?: multiple choice
-Would you rather shop for clothes with friends or alone?: depends
-After you hang out with a group of people for a while, do they adopt your slang more than you pick up on theirs?: a mix
-Do a lot of people know the real you?: no
-Do you like having your picture taken?: no, im photo-phobic and not at all photogenic
-Are you superstitious?: yea
-Aren't babies incredibly special?: as food
-And aren't movies better when they're based on a true story?: no
-Do you truly have a favorite color--one color that, besides just looking good on you, you really love?: yea, my eyes
-Is smoking wrong?: smoking what??
-After you're dead, would you rather be forgotten or hatefully remembered?: forgotten
-What kind of movies do you like best?: comedies and sci-fi
-Do you best express yourself through talking or writing?: talk, i do that much better than writing
-does )||( look dirty to you?: no
-What's your orientation, big shooter?: Bi
-And how do you feel about age? nothing
-Now describe the perfect body for a mate: personal
-Are you a StarTrek fan? yes
-What do you feel is the best form of contraception?: condom
-And be honest here. How often do you masturbate?: twice a week
-Have you ever performed a strip tease?: drunk, 'nough said
-How do you feel about pornographic films?: u wanna watch it, go ahead
-How many people have you had sex with?: 3
-How many people have you performed on or received oral sex from?: 3
-Have you ever engaged in a sexual activity with more than one person at the same time?: no
-Have you ever had sex with more than one person in the same day?: no
-Have you ever had any sexually transmitted diseases?: nope
-Have you ever been involved with someone who was married to someone other than you?: no
-How do you feel about being tied up or handcuffed?: heheheehehehe
-Have you ever given or been given a hickey?: yes.
-And approximately how many days has it been since you last had sex?: 60
-Do you believe it's possible for two individuals to have an emotionless, healthy, sexual relationship (i.e., sex like rabbits, but without all those lovey-dovey bunny emotions)?: yes
-This pie tastes like my bird: ok, tastes good man
-Do you think it's important to find love?: of course
-Backing up, let's talk about your childhood. Were you a happy kid?: no
-Were you abused?: no
-Were you an only child?: eldest
-Were you an only friend?: yea
-Were you Canadian?: no
-Do you always wear underwear?: not when i sleep in the summer
-On a scale of 1 to 10, please rank the importance of love during sexual intercourse: 8
-Do you carry condoms?: no
-You think love is best nurtured by understanding, compassion, trust, or need?: All of em.
-In a relationship what is least important; good looks, personality, or sex skills?: Good looks.
-If you were really old, and married, and in love, whom would you want to die first, u or her?: her, that way she wouldnt be lonely
-Do you own a midget who serves you sex in the night?: no
-Is sex without love okay?: yea
-Is romantic love without sex okay?: ofcourse
-Have you ever fantasized about being or being with a prostitute or stripper?: lalalalala
-Have you ever looked at porn on the net?: ...
-Have you ever had cybersex?: a few times....
-Have you ever been photographed nude?: no
-Have you ever been paid money for a sexual act?: nopw
-Do you know how to fire a gun?: yup
-If you could shoot someone and get away with it would you?: yes
-Have you ever cheated on anyone?: nope
-Have you ever cheated on someone repeatedly?: of course not
-Have you ever worn leather?: yea
-Have you ever stopped to consider that your skin is a type of leather?: yes
-Do you like to dance?: aloe in my room
-Do you like to spend time outside?: twicth
-Do you find thunder and lightning erotic?: kinda
-Would you rather "make love," "have sex," or "f"?: make love
-Now pick three adjectives that best describe how you feel about yourself: stoner, loner, weird
-And, on a scale of 1 to 10, how sexually attractive do you find yourself?: 7