Fic: Size Matters

[pforte]

Story: Size Matters
Fandom: Merlin
Pairing: Arthur/Merlin
Rating: NC-17 << really, really!
Summary: There is truly no plot.
Disclaimer: I do not own anything. No money is being made and no copyright or trademark infringement is intended.
Note: My only excuse is that there is too little magic!sex in this fandom. Also, if this was in email about

Comments

[eumelkeks]

In my humble opinion male genitals look like radioactive vegetable anyway, so I'm not sure if a bigger cock makes a stranger cock. :p

And i wasn't sure i'd like it but it was hot.

Everything I write is awesome, bb. Mwahahaha.

[eumelkeks]

I don't know, i had to snicker a bit, imagining Merlin (skinny and all) with a really big cock was like O_o LOL.

OH THANKS FOR SHARING! *rotfl*

[eumelkeks]

Yeah but thanks to you I have this image in my head:

[eumelkeks]

THIS, MY FRIEND, IS SPARTAAAAAAAA STAR TREK!

[luisadeza]

*butts in*
(I warn you now, and I have no excuse, the GAYMS made me do the strangest things - and really it's all Ken Russell's fault for making Lisztomania)

[eumelkeks]

OH MAH GAAAAAWDS!

[luisadeza]

Quick, before they delete it again!