There's a volunteer where I work who sounds exactly like Agador Spartacus from The Birdcage. All I have going over and over in my head is "But Sir, I do not wear the shoes… because… they make me fall down."
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5wIRVpDzaM8&feature=PlayList&p=E15D56A1CB1B3AF1&playnext=1&index=12 I need to stop giggling to myself.
*singing*
She work haaaard for de moneh, eh eh eh eh, sso haaaard for it honey, eh eh eh eh, she work hard for de moneh so jou bettah treat her right.