It's a bird! It's a plane! It's... A FUCKING BIRD WITH A FUCKING SWORD

[pezziownzjoo]

This is God's way of telling me "you've been good"... that or "I hate you"

http://www.amazon.com/Swordbird-Nancy-Yi-Fan/dp/0061130990

Fucking birds.  With swords.  Fighting.  In the fucking air.  And they're birds!  With swords!

This could be the best thing ever, a sign of the coming apocalypse, or I'm stoned.  No matter what, fucking birds!  With swords!