WTF YO

Dec 29, 2006 23:24

I hate airports. They hate me. It's a beautiful relationship.

So, ya, today I went with a friend to the airport to pick up a friend of hers who's flying in from Pennsylvania. And I hate airports. End of story.

Oh, and in other news, my new computer is due to arrive either Wednesday or Thursday (because Tuesday is a federal remembrance day and all federal offices are closed, including USPS). So, I'm quite happy with that. However, given the high demand I seem to be in now (wtf yo? Ah, now you get the title), it appears that I will be unable to use this new computer as much as I had planned. Grrr.

This brings about an interesting question though. I'm supposed to meet up with SSGT (Staff Sergeant) Dones on Tuesday, but will the office be open? Alas, a question I will be unable to answer until I call him tomorrow...

*cue dramatic cue music*

I also decided to accidently cut open my left index finger with a razor knife yesterday.  It bled non-stop for 4 hours... ya, not fun.  My boss offered to let me go get sstitches, but I, in my infinite stupidity, said "no, I'm ok."  So I get home and change the band-aid (because we ran out of gauze), and the first words out of my mother's mouth were "you need stitches."  SO, of course, I still didn't get them.  Apparently I like to bleed a lot.  hmph.

******BREAKING NEWS******

Marvin Quach is crazy. I present the evidence:

MARVIN: ooooh. I want to take calc
MARVIN: sounds like fun 
MARVIN: that'll be later on though, unfortunately
MARVIN: you wouldn't understand
PEZZI: No, I wouldn't, because I have a brain that doesn't think in 1's and 0's
MARVIN: oooooh. binary

We the Jury find Mr. Quach GUILTY of being Asian.  He is hereby sentenced to a lifetime of small penis jokes.

GUARDS!  TAKE HIM AWAY!!!

Emily is a douche.  she smells like hobo feet.  Don't talk to her, she licks sheep.
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