this def relates to these people..
Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
Last Tuesday I bought porn for pyrogue (-10 points). In October I donated bone marrow to dr_worm3 in a life-saving procedure (300 points). In June I committed genocide... Sorry about that, mattkier (-5000 points). In January I bought porn for lovetroll (10 points). In March I gave blue__butterfly a life-saving blood transfusion (50 points).
Overall, I've been naughty (-4650 points). For Christmas I deserve a spanking!
Sincerely,
pezmaniac