i feel so......european

[pezking22]

lately i had really been feeling down...no idea why. then i had ice cream at this place downtown that i had no idea existed

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[firestorm]

looks like you just lost about 95% of your audience.

good thing you got that ice cream, even though it was really more caramel than ice cream. we represented the gay community in that joint quite well if i do say so myself. i need to stop hanging out with single dudes so damn much, it must be why girls ignore me. well that, and the body odor.

i'll be your dating coach. it'll be just like now. i tell you that you need to talk to people, don't heed my own advice, and we both go on self-loathing and projecting it outwards. that'll be 20 dollars.

crying for attention online is the equivalent of walking the gaslamp district and you screaming "OH GOD!" at the top of your lungs. you have become what you most despise.

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[pezking22]

i was singing my favorite every time i die song....no one even noticed me.

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[firestorm]

you should have flipped off the wall, is what you should have done. and everyone noticed, including scantily clad women with flowers.

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[pezking22]

they should give me flowers......and pussy.

signed, r.j. stinkley jr.

attorney at law

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[firestorm]

that's going in 'the movie'

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[pezking22]

best movie ever

i hope i still get to nail miss christopher

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[firestorm]

that scene's never going out of style

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[pezking22]

good to hear