"Rock 'n' roll killed my flying whale..."

Mar 24, 2005 03:47

Notice the festive Holiday icon?
Notice this cartoon of a bear bathing with the Power Puff Girls? (clicking is kind of essential to notice this one)

Jarmitag3 [11:51 PM]: Damn it
Jarmitag3 [12:04 AM]: im not the only one who loves and hates mega man levels both at the same time, right?
Krillancello [12:05 AM]: I think everyone does.
Jarmitag3 [12:08 AM]: i always forget what order you do them in too
Jarmitag3 [12:14 AM]: if only you could call doctor light up for advice or something, like they do in metal gear solid
Krillancello [12:14 AM]: Indeed.
Krillancello [12:14 AM]: He'd probably say something like "You can shoot the enemies."
Jarmitag3 [12:15 AM]: no, i mean stuff like "Skull Man's weakness is Acid Rain, so use that to your advantage!"
Jarmitag3 [12:17 AM]: shit like that would be helpful to me
Jarmitag3 [12:19 AM]: i mean, all anyone ever did was buy the game and then wait for gamepro to tell them the order
Jarmitag3 [12:20 AM]: its not like any strategy or hints allude to the order of what to do
Krillancello [12:21 AM]: Eh.
Jarmitag3 [12:21 AM]: you're evil
Jarmitag3 [12:22 AM]: here i am having some honest to god videogame revelations and you're totally sans the necessary excitement
Krillancello [12:22 AM]: That's what I'm here for.
Krillancello [12:22 AM]: That's my purpose in life.
Jarmitag3 [12:24 AM]: 100%

Um, I'm back... I think. Yeah...
First off, I really need a life, if not simply to make updates logical entries and not just thoughts on a wim that come on a sleepless night or bored afternoon. Sure, no one reads this, but if someone did for the actual purpose of finding out how I am, I doubt this would be able to aide them in that department. "Ho hum, I wonder what Ronnie's been up to as of late. I know, I'll check his LiveJournal, dun dun dun! Wow, um... ok... he's ranting about the bosses in the Mega Man series and is currently feeling awake. Wait, what the hell?!? I've gained no real insight at all and have instead wasted time and put into my brain the worthless thought of how the Mega Man series would be if the bosses were either logically linked or if advice was provided to you on the order of beating them. Grr, I'm angry, but I don't know how to deal with my unbridled rage!!! I know, I'll go shoe bomb a factory, hahaha!!!"

Ok, so that last part about the shoe bomb wasn't necessary, but whatever...

Seriously though, I'm into Mega Man right now because of some stupid Shockwave file, and I was going throught Mega Man 4 (may or may not be legal, since I actually own Mega Man 4, but I don't really care either way), and the bosses and the order in which you have to defeat one after the other, well, there's really no logic to them. How the fuck am I suppossed to know that the main weakness of Ancient Egyptian culture (Pharaoh Man) is the ability to use a giant light bulb to stop time (Bright Man)? I mean, the only thing in the game that comes even close to moderate sense is that acid rain (Toad Man) appearntly fucks up metal power tools (Drill Man), and even then, it's not like some 4 year old kid in the 80s is going to instantly see that maybe corrosion and rust can be a great tool against a robot that shoots explosive drills and can rapidly travel underground. (Wow, seriously, the fact that I thought this little nugget of insight should result in an update seems creepier to me now then it did a while ago. I really can't even look over this and decide if I should post it or not because I still don't even understand why I typed it in the first place. This update really needs a funny picture.)

Aside from that pointless rant about a rant followed by the rant, me, I'm pretty much doing my normal crap. I'm not in school because of the normal crap, and aside from that... well, I don't really know how to describe aside from that, so I really don't think I'll try. I'm in some weird anti-social (well, I guess more than normal since I always feel anti-social) sleepless thing where and I'm always driving around at 1 am, despite the fact that nothing and no one is out or around to be seen, just empty streets, and I'm feeling like I'm suppossed to be doing some daily task or job or errand, nothing specific, but I can't remember what and it reappears in my head each day, and I feel like i need to leave the house constantly but I've no idea where to go, especially since I'm broke (I've never worked a "job" in my life, that's well known, but I usually have money from one thing or another, but now I literally have $6 and a quarter tank of gas until April), and it's all leading to some feeling of being only semi-here, like I'm lost in my own existence or some stupid over-used psycho-babble shit. It's really weird, but the thing is that I have to get over it and develop a real honest-to-goodness existence because I'm quite sure that's the main thing that always ruins school, the fact that I don't have a life and I go from nothing to immersing myself in school and "socializing" and stress, and it overwhelms me because I'm jumping from the freezer to a volcano. Sure, it's a chemical imbalance and it's something I'll have forever, but I'm quite sure that if I atleast get used to going out and doing shit and being exposed to this crap, I'll get it back to where it should and used to be, controllable but still present.
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Sorry, but really, I can't segway from crap like that into any sort of ending, so a new paragraph is necessary. However, now that I think about it, I really don't have an ending right now. I should really change my righting style so that paragraphs like this don't end up being necessary, because i imagine they must be hell to go through. This paragraph is probably a subconscious cry from the part of me that wants to buy Dynasty Warriors 5 but can't because Koei will just release some extended bullshit copy of it the next day and I'll get pissed off because I can't have Lu Bu or Nikita Kruschev as my bodyguard in Musuo mode like I can in the stupid greatest hits version I just missed buying. Seriously, fuck Koei and fuck Capcom. The lead-guitarist in the modern formation of Kansas wears an eyepatch while rocking, just like Xiahou Dun used to do.

In regards to the music for this post, the best part of junior high had to be getting some crazy black girl to sing along with this song for no reason, simply because it made no sense, despite the fact that she said "institution" and not "institutionalized"...

Also in regards to the music for this post, the worst part of last month was watching that girl from Fuse.tv introduce the video for this song in lingerie...
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