"All boredom and no fun make Ronnie a flightless bird..."

[pezcore12c]

Letters to the Editors, OC Register, October 21, 2004
"...Why would health care be so important to people when their own health isn't

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Re: yeah right

[pezcore12c]

I don't know who was or wasn't "gay" in that game, but I'm damn sure that Johnny Cage had a huge-ass boner for himself and any mirror nearby, so that might be homo-narcism. I didn't pick him for an particular reason though; it was just because I thought Sub-Zero had the best "evil" fatality and JC was the first guy I used it on after I figured out the screenshot button in MAME32Plus. One character who definately wasn't gay though was Liu Kang. Parachute pants and a mullet on a Bruce Lee look-a-like; damn, even I know not to do that.

I really think everyone should forget MK 1-3 though, because except for the 2 or 3 "Special Moves" and the 2 or 3 fatalities, every damn character had the same damn moves, and the game overall wasn't all that good aside from the block-breaking sidelevels and the blood that really only wowed me when I was 10. Sure, in mixed company I'm still going to say I can readily rape Goro, Shang Tsung, and Shao Khan, but in a more sophisticated conversation, that game has no place at all because blood does not make up for a good game. If it did, Postal 2 would have been epic, and I don't want to live in that world... not at all.