Examples of the Twilight fandom - I hadn't seen some of these. I might heave.
BUT
TOM HANKS MAKES EVERYTHING BETTER.
...BUT ANYWAY
HI MY NAME IS PEYTON AND I AM IN THE MOOD FOR HOLIDAY SPIRIT(S)! Leave your address and I'll send you glittery things :3
I have like "Seasons Greetings" cards too that I can make glittery if you want. SPECIFY!
One lucky person MIGHT receive some Edward Cullen undies* instead of just a card!!!!!!!
*Kidding, this will not actually happen.