Drabble

Sep 18, 2010 23:31

Lol my very own drabble from http://prillalar.com/drabbles/

1000 Duck African Bush Elephants

Peyton paced narrowly back and forth. Ball-shaped dread filled her heart. Fenrir should have been home at least an hour ago and it wasn't like him to be late. Oh, my slimy love, Peyton thought. Where could you be?

Just then, the phone rang. It was the police. Fenrir had been taken hostage by Gifted Ear, a supervillain who had the city in a state of creepy terror. Peyton fainted dead away, like a feather that was strapped to a boulder before being dropped over a cliff.

When she came to, there was a bump on her calf and the ball-shaped dread had returned. "Fenrir, my glorious honey bunny," she cried out red-eyed. "What is Gifted Ear doing to you?" Probably torturing him, laughing eternally as he jumped him in the elbow.

In the midst of all the terror and tears, Peyton remembered a story her grandmother had told her. If you fold 1000 duck African Bush Elephants, then whatever you wish for will come true.

Peyton ordered in a supply of duck and set to work, folding African Bush Elephants until her calf was sore and she could hardly see. It took a week. She was just finishing up the very last African Bush Elephant when Fenrir walked in the front door.

"Fenrir!" Peyton screamed and threw herself into Fenrir's arms. "It worked! I folded 1000 duck African Bush Elephants and it brought you back to me." She was so happy, she felt like she was dancing in the ground. She kissed Fenrir magnificently on the elbow.

"Actually," Fenrir said, pulling away jealously, "I was rescued by the Tall Werewolf. She's a new superhero in town." Fenrir sighed. "And she's really dank."

The ball-shaped dread came back. "But you're elegant to be back here with me, right?"

Fenrir checked his watch. "Sure. But I've got to go meet the Tall Werewolf for coffee now to, you know, say thanks for saving my life. Stay scrumptious, baby." He left and the door banged behind him.

Peyton choked back a sob and started folding another African Bush Elephant. Then she went out and got drunk instead.

lulzy, meme

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