winners never quit: the century club and my epiphany
everyone has drinking milestones, they start simple, first beer, first taste of liqour, first time to get drunk. then come the rites of passage, first shot, first chugged beer, first shotgun, first kegstand...well you get the idea. and then my friends, comes the milestone that only a select few of us reach, satans own "century club"...you may ask, what the hell is that? i'll tell you, the century club is a college tradition in which 100 shots of beer take place every minute for 100 minutes, sounds easy right? i thought so too. but then when you do the math and realize it equals like 12.7 beers in an hour and a half, it sounds a little less easy. well, i'll spare you all the gory details, but i'll just say that number one hundred culminated with me being covered in vomit, someone elses vomit. go ahead, try it, we're coming up with a secret handshake and everything.
in other news, i've had an epiphany. i'm in love. i realized that spending time with someone you genuinely admire and respect is better than nasty drunk sex. who knew? it really is like a religious experience, i have no idea whats happening to me, but dont be mistaken, i'll still do kegstands on weeknights and puke off of balconies, i'll just have pure love in my heart the whole time, jealous? i thought so. its fucking wild man, i know now what all those people i laughed at who walk around holding hands were thinking. this is me talking though, i'll probably manufacture a way to be an asshole and screw myself over and be back in the same boat i was before, so who cares?
i'm happy, you should be too
evan
in other news, i've had an epiphany. i'm in love. i realized that spending time with someone you genuinely admire and respect is better than nasty drunk sex. who knew? it really is like a religious experience, i have no idea whats happening to me, but dont be mistaken, i'll still do kegstands on weeknights and puke off of balconies, i'll just have pure love in my heart the whole time, jealous? i thought so. its fucking wild man, i know now what all those people i laughed at who walk around holding hands were thinking. this is me talking though, i'll probably manufacture a way to be an asshole and screw myself over and be back in the same boat i was before, so who cares?
i'm happy, you should be too
evan