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Graveyard of Facebook quotations.
"Is that Summers Montgomery? I bet her cape smells like bourbon." ~Kevin Garrison
"I shall wash my twee clothes on the twee cycle." ~Kevin Garrison, using the word of the day
"He just threatened to commandeer Captain Morgan's boat." ~Wong, referring to Nick Thompson
"You can't sue me! I'm insolvent, bitches!" ~Nick, during Monopoly
A woman shot her sleeping husband in his back. Her attorney stated: "I only had to prove 3 things:
1) He was a no good SOB.
2) He deserved it.
3) She was the best person to carry out the will of God."
It worked.
"Cupcake, Easlin!' ~ Photographer Robbie
"Is that Summers Montgomery? I bet her cape smells like bourbon." ~Kevin Garrison
"I shall wash my twee clothes on the twee cycle." ~Kevin Garrison, using the word of the day
"He just threatened to commandeer Captain Morgan's boat." ~Wong, referring to Nick Thompson
"You can't sue me! I'm insolvent, bitches!" ~Nick, during Monopoly
A woman shot her sleeping husband in his back. Her attorney stated: "I only had to prove 3 things:
1) He was a no good SOB.
2) He deserved it.
3) She was the best person to carry out the will of God."
It worked.
"Cupcake, Easlin!' ~ Photographer Robbie