This is probably some kind of cry for help...
Bacardi 151
Congratulations! You're 151 proof, with specific scores in beer (120) , wine (100), and liquor (139).
All right. No more messing around. Your knowledge of alcohol is so high that you have drinking and getting plastered down to a science. Sure, you could get wasted drinking beer, but who needs all those trips to the bathroom? You head straight for the bar and pick up that which is most efficient.
My test tracked 4 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender:
You scored higher than 94% on proof
You scored higher than 99% on beer index
You scored higher than 94% on wine index
You scored higher than 99% on liquor index
Link: The Alcohol Knowledge Test written by hoppersplit on Ok Cupid
Remember the words of the great Gene Wilder as Willy Wonka, "Candy is dandy, but liquor is quicker."