Unfortunately, Amie
So I was bored and decided to play the fun game where
you type "Unfortunately, your name" into google to see what comes
up. I found all of these quite hilarious.
"Unfortunately Amie's story is one with which we are far too familiar."
"Unfortunately, Amie's urine pH tends fluctuate and my attempts to help her only
made matters worse."
"Unfortunately, when Amie was asking for chili and cheese on her fries, the waiter
thought she meant on my fries, too, so my efforts were thwarted."
"Unfortunately, this new information was not helping Amie in school. Things were
getting really bad."
"Unfortunately Amie's story is one with which we are far too familiar."
"Unfortunately, Amie's urine pH tends fluctuate and my attempts to help her only
made matters worse."
"Unfortunately, when Amie was asking for chili and cheese on her fries, the waiter
thought she meant on my fries, too, so my efforts were thwarted."
"Unfortunately, this new information was not helping Amie in school. Things were
getting really bad."