What a fun, sexy time
Thing's I learned on a Saturday night:
- Contrary to popular opinion, alcohol is to larger people as David is to Goliath.
- Colt 45 is and always will be disgusting.
- Led Zeppelin, Genesis, Rush, and NWA rule.
- Truro sucks, but the Big Stop is okay.
- University is where people go to drink, but that is no reason to stop people from highschool from trying.
- Stories about leukemia will never get tired, unless you're one of the people living without it.
- In a pinch, oven mitts can substitute nicely for a pillow.
- A backyard, at night, will cause fallen eye glasses to become invisible.
- Highschool sucks.
- Did I show you the scar from when I was in the hospital because of my leukemia?
- Gangster rap sung to an acoustic guitar will never be unfunny.
- I still look retarded in most pictures.
- Seriously, the doctors thought I had diabetes one time and my mom had to convince them that it's my leukemia.
- Somehow, students living on their own have little in the way of tools necessary to clean up certain spills, for example, vomit.
- EVERYONE can play guitar, but no one can sing. This is either because (a)no one knows the words (b)no one remembers all of the words or (c)we're all drunk.
- Beeramids are subtle ways of showing off how much you've drank. It only becomes un-subtle when you point it out to everyone, because we wouldn't see it in the middle of the room otherwise.
- The sober guy who's having a great time is a polar opposite to the drunk guy who's having a great time. The former is laughed with, the latter laughed at, mostly after he's gone home.
- Contrary to popular opinion, alcohol is to larger people as David is to Goliath.
- Colt 45 is and always will be disgusting.
- Led Zeppelin, Genesis, Rush, and NWA rule.
- Truro sucks, but the Big Stop is okay.
- University is where people go to drink, but that is no reason to stop people from highschool from trying.
- Stories about leukemia will never get tired, unless you're one of the people living without it.
- In a pinch, oven mitts can substitute nicely for a pillow.
- A backyard, at night, will cause fallen eye glasses to become invisible.
- Highschool sucks.
- Did I show you the scar from when I was in the hospital because of my leukemia?
- Gangster rap sung to an acoustic guitar will never be unfunny.
- I still look retarded in most pictures.
- Seriously, the doctors thought I had diabetes one time and my mom had to convince them that it's my leukemia.
- Somehow, students living on their own have little in the way of tools necessary to clean up certain spills, for example, vomit.
- EVERYONE can play guitar, but no one can sing. This is either because (a)no one knows the words (b)no one remembers all of the words or (c)we're all drunk.
- Beeramids are subtle ways of showing off how much you've drank. It only becomes un-subtle when you point it out to everyone, because we wouldn't see it in the middle of the room otherwise.
- The sober guy who's having a great time is a polar opposite to the drunk guy who's having a great time. The former is laughed with, the latter laughed at, mostly after he's gone home.