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An Open Letter to the Ignorant People of Des Moines.
Dear People,
Lion King tickets went on sale well over two months ago. STOP COMPLAINING THAT WE DON'T HAVE GOOD SEATS AVAILABLE. I'm terribly sorry you waited this long to buy tickets; however, the following statements are true:
1. I will not pull any strings for you.
2. I will not pretend you are in a wheelchair.
3. I will not let you sit on the animal parade walkway.
4. There is really nothing I can do for you.
Take this to heart.
Love,
Pete
PS- I don't really like to do it; nevertheless, I will sell you a bunch of individual seats.
Dear People,
Lion King tickets went on sale well over two months ago. STOP COMPLAINING THAT WE DON'T HAVE GOOD SEATS AVAILABLE. I'm terribly sorry you waited this long to buy tickets; however, the following statements are true:
1. I will not pull any strings for you.
2. I will not pretend you are in a wheelchair.
3. I will not let you sit on the animal parade walkway.
4. There is really nothing I can do for you.
Take this to heart.
Love,
Pete
PS- I don't really like to do it; nevertheless, I will sell you a bunch of individual seats.