Umm I kind of hope other people know this song
Well some people try to pick up girls
And get called assholes
This never happened to Balthier the Moogle
He could walk down your street
And girls could not resist his stare and so
Balthier the Moogle was never called an asshole
Well the girls would turn the color of the avocado
When he would sail into town on his good ship Yojimbo
He could walk down your street
And girls could not resist his stare
Balthier the Moogle never got called an asshole
Not like you
All right
Well he was only 2'4"
But girls could not resist his stare
Balthier the Moogle never got called an asshole
Not in Balfonheim!
Oh well be not schmuck, be not obnoxious,
Be not piratical bummer or asshole
Remember the story of Balthier the Moogle
He could walk down your street
And girls could not resist his stare
Balthier the Moogle was never called an asshole
All right this is it
Balthier the Moogle belongs to coloredink (adopted by fandom at large), the rest belongs to The Modern Lovers, I'll be in my trailer if you need me. >_>
And get called assholes
This never happened to Balthier the Moogle
He could walk down your street
And girls could not resist his stare and so
Balthier the Moogle was never called an asshole
Well the girls would turn the color of the avocado
When he would sail into town on his good ship Yojimbo
He could walk down your street
And girls could not resist his stare
Balthier the Moogle never got called an asshole
Not like you
All right
Well he was only 2'4"
But girls could not resist his stare
Balthier the Moogle never got called an asshole
Not in Balfonheim!
Oh well be not schmuck, be not obnoxious,
Be not piratical bummer or asshole
Remember the story of Balthier the Moogle
He could walk down your street
And girls could not resist his stare
Balthier the Moogle was never called an asshole
All right this is it
Balthier the Moogle belongs to coloredink (adopted by fandom at large), the rest belongs to The Modern Lovers, I'll be in my trailer if you need me. >_>