a question for the ages

[petrina]

You're in bed for the first time with Guy X, and you've... made it down south. It's building up to the critical moment, pants have been removed, and then you see it: SpongeBob boxers.

What's the best way to get yourself kicked out of bed?

1. Roll off in hysterical laughter
   
   
2. Roll off pointing in hysterical laughter
   
   
3. Roll off laughing, pointing, and cracking a steady stream of jokes and puns involving Krabs, etc.
   
   
4. All of the above, plus a general refusal to resume prior activities until bed partner sings the entire SpongeBob theme song, complete with pirate captain inflection and all.
   "Ohhhhhhhhh, WHOLIVESINAPINEAPPLEUNDERTHESEA???"

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