Hello again
All right kids? I've been in London for a couple of days (I'm not from London, you know, etc), which was quite nice. Didn't know there was an American Apparel store in Covent Garden, so that was exciting (what? I have a tedious, tedious life). Ended up surfing a bestiality forum (long story) and introducing my friend to the delights of the Fleshlight.
You haven't heard of the Fleshlight? Oh, it's only THE MOST DISTURBING SEX TOY I HAVE EVER SEEN IN MY LIFE. It is a silicone vagina which is supposed to look like a torch. But it doesn't. The toy itself isn't actually that offensive, it's the testimonials that terrify me. Frightening, sad guys saying things like "better than the missus!" and "maybe I should dump the g/f - no bitching, no moaning, no headaches, no hassle!". ARGH.
When I say I introduced her to it, I mean we Googled it and looked at the website; not I gave her one and she used it. Because, you know, what?!
We also went to see 27 Dresses, which was not terrible. So if you're at a loss and you feel like seeing a movie that isn't terrible, that would be one of your options. Just so you know.
God, what is wrong with me today? It's beautiful out. Think I might go down to Daphne's Handbag.
Ooh, I know what I was going to say - I did a bit of scribbling today on the train, which I'll most likely post later. So, y'know, that's something to look forward to.
You haven't heard of the Fleshlight? Oh, it's only THE MOST DISTURBING SEX TOY I HAVE EVER SEEN IN MY LIFE. It is a silicone vagina which is supposed to look like a torch. But it doesn't. The toy itself isn't actually that offensive, it's the testimonials that terrify me. Frightening, sad guys saying things like "better than the missus!" and "maybe I should dump the g/f - no bitching, no moaning, no headaches, no hassle!". ARGH.
When I say I introduced her to it, I mean we Googled it and looked at the website; not I gave her one and she used it. Because, you know, what?!
We also went to see 27 Dresses, which was not terrible. So if you're at a loss and you feel like seeing a movie that isn't terrible, that would be one of your options. Just so you know.
God, what is wrong with me today? It's beautiful out. Think I might go down to Daphne's Handbag.
Ooh, I know what I was going to say - I did a bit of scribbling today on the train, which I'll most likely post later. So, y'know, that's something to look forward to.