I don't have very much to say right now

[petrichor_fizz]

So I thought I would post this:

Comments

[apiphile]

T-Rex/Utahraptor 4eva, man. "This movie needs way more gay" indeed.

Kablammo

[petrichor_fizz]

My life needs way more gay.

How's junk?

Re: Kablammo

[apiphile]

I cannot in good conscience answer that with "junky" and it IRKS me, E. *scowl*

My life, your life, all our lives. My life lacks noteable gay.

Re: Kablammo

[petrichor_fizz]

I apologise for the irksomeness.

Homoerotic subtext: good in fiction, bad in life. I want text, and I want it now. I also want bi-curiosity banned immediately. It's a DISEASE, I tells you.

Re: Kablammo

[apiphile]

Nil problemo. I am just exceedingly annoyed with everything at the moment. Hopefully the pub will change this.

GOD YES. There is no such thing as bicurious - there are only ANNOYING girls who like to titilate straight men grrr.

Re: Kablammo

[petrichor_fizz]

Pubs: the cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems. I've just been there (probably not the same one, admittedly) and, let me tell you, it was HELL.

I'm drunk. We're all going to heaven, lads, wheeeey.

Re: Kablammo

[apiphile]

I find alcohol, if taken in sufficient quantities, can produce all the effects of drunkenness. *nod*

Re: Kablammo

[petrichor_fizz]

I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me.

Re: Kablammo

[apiphile]

I don't mean to sound cruel, callous, or uncaring, but I am, so that's how I come across.

Re: Kablammo

[petrichor_fizz]

Yeah, well I'm a pro-life non-smoker!!

Re: Kablammo

[apiphile]

I've been getting that look a lot recently, because I started smoking - AGAIN - ... and performing abortions.