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"wait- what? oh, sorry, i was spacing out about that killer set at the ani concert"
the theme this year was "the land before time"
and in the hall of flowers, they had this thing
a staple at our county fair is art ibleto's spaghetti. no joke. huge lines.
sheep judging
this dude was so not happy to be there gettin' his fleece all shorn up
ever wonder what the transitionary zones between spots on a cow looked like?
Q: how do you spot the pun rock cows?
A: they're the ones with the MOO hawks!
kim got to pet a cow
Q: where do racist sheep go?
A: to KLA A A A AN rallies
she's so adorable with her buck teeth while gettin' her hair did
and there were rabbits
and there were guinea fowl
and there was the arts and crafts portion
(mecka lecka hi mecka heiny ho?)
and there was this cake wreck
annnd there was the kid section, with a few comics that were disturbing
i think they cheated with the sun drawing
and this existential narrative
and in the mexican tsotchke vendor department we had these piggy banks.
the end
(those aren't butt cheeks)