grab your left one make your right one jealous

[petitio]

Mystique clearly wears Yankee panties. Aura sleeps with a Derek Jeter plushie. Joe Torre must have saved an orphanage or two in a past life because, man, wow.

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Also, I cannot believe that MLB.com is selling theseAnd it further looks like I'll start hitting the bottle next Tuesday at 7PM EST or something, right? And praying that Mystique and

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[candle_beck]

man. that is some fuckin' intense voodoo y'all got going. i left at 6:30 after seeing the twins go up 5-1 (lew ford? just a little bit excellent. mainly cos his name is lew. this makes my life), rolled into the restaurant at quarter to eight to find the damn thing tied. i said what motherfucker what! then i remembered, oh yeah, it's the yankees and minnesota. why am i surprised! ate food, came back down to the bar hour or so later to find the dodgers up 4-zip on the cards, no idea how the yanks game finished up. muttered profane invectives against los angeles, went to virginia. got home two minutes ago and goddamn if the alcs isn't set.

this is deja vu for everybody but me. and therefore i am excited.

[petitio]

Stoned Zito! Stoned Zito!

In the universe where everything revolves around me, this is the karmic balancing out for Oakland going down in flames and Aaron Boone getting his knee bashed in. I mean, the same night the Yankees win a game because A-Rod smashes a line drive because the third baseman moved out of position, then steals third and comes home on a wild pitch, Jose fucking LIMA throws a 109 pitch shutout of the fucking Cardinals?

I have used up my good luck for the year. Expect to see the Red Sox take it in five.

[candle_beck]

and here i was thinking that the angels getting the shit swept out of them and the dodgers made to look like little weepy girls by the team that i picked to take the division back when everyone else had them in third place if they were lucky, that that was karma getting me back.

and yeah, i'm pulling for the cards before the astros, on accounta scotty ro and my 'rents met in st louie, so i guess i owe the city my existence, but i'll be happy with either, as long as atlanta goes down in flames and los angeles becomes arizona bay (tm bill hicks).

i think i got a bit more luck coming. it's been a pretty bad fucking month. but i doubt my luck can keep the red sox from imploding as they do so well. maybe it's just national league luck. hmm. this is a hella good first round. you can tell by the way it's got me saying 'hella' like i'm my little brother or something.

[petitio]

I think it's a law or something that little brothers say 'hella.' I don't have one myself, but every little brother I've ever spoken to seems like he'd be a big fan of the world.

Our karmas can be compatible, man. Your karma brought the Angels to flaming demise and to the two game pounding. My karma gave the Yankees this game and the Dodgers a bit of a breather from the constant suckage.

Your NL luck should win tomorrow, man, and in the ALCS.

[candle_beck]

and hee, the stoned zito icon i consider his 'didn't you know i was a sensitive new age guy, baby?' face that he tries to pick up chicks with.