My crush on
Will Leitch is absolutely ridiculous at this point. Yes, I disagree with his predictions. Yes, my beloved
highandinside painted her nails Yankee blue today in preparation for Santana-whippin' tomorrow. Yes, I sleep with a Yankees hat on my face and have a Bubba Crosby shirt coming in the mail, and so yes, really, I have to disagree with his prediction of the (@*#(*&@ Sox in 7 in the ALCS and, also, with his love for the teams o' Satan.
And at the same time, Jesus, people, how can anybody resist resist this:The Dodgers rotation consists of Odalis Perez, Jeff Weaver (right now, Yankees fans are laughing, loudly) and Jose Lima (right now, everyone else is laughing even louder)
PS: Audrey, did you hear about the Pedro Martinez midget thing that Leitch talks about? I somehow missed that shit, dude.