my danny went over the roster; my danny went over the sea.
Holy damn. And he was All Star last season, too.
What with the scarcity of closers currently on the ground, here's to hoping that some super-gullible bullpen or something will pick him up. I promise you: he may have lost three miles off his fastball and is thus only throwing 87-89, but whatever he lacks in an ability get people out, he more than makes up for it in sheer, heartaching baseball player sweetness. If your team is out of contention but does not yet know that it is out of contention, well, he is the perfect way to blow seven or eight million. I guarantee that you will fall in love with him.
What with the scarcity of closers currently on the ground, here's to hoping that some super-gullible bullpen or something will pick him up. I promise you: he may have lost three miles off his fastball and is thus only throwing 87-89, but whatever he lacks in an ability get people out, he more than makes up for it in sheer, heartaching baseball player sweetness. If your team is out of contention but does not yet know that it is out of contention, well, he is the perfect way to blow seven or eight million. I guarantee that you will fall in love with him.