Unfair! Wah!
Well I found Dustin and I the perfect jobs! For me a narrator for a publishing house, reading books and acting out the parts. For him, being a conceptual editor. Reading books all day and editing them. The only problem: THE JOBS IN FUCKING OKLAHOMA! Of course I didn't realize this until AFTER I left the library to run home and get our resumes and came back. Dum-Dum. But eventually with Evansville, St. Louis, Louisville etc being close by something like that could come up again right?