tvd 3.10 aka #i think joseph morgan took single manly tear lessons from jensen ackles
THE ONE WITH ALL THE INCEST is what this episode is which is what all TVD episodes are to me regardless of actual content. No really though, THIS EPISODE WAS ABOUT FAMILY. Surrogate and otherwise and it was de-li-cious.
( TELEVISION'S TYPICAL ATYPICAL FAMBLIES. )
( TELEVISION'S TYPICAL ATYPICAL FAMBLIES. )
oooooh Bonnie/Stefan. I am ready to ship them. Give Bonnie a decent ship, show. Yes to your Bonnie thoughts too. I LOVE HER MOSTEST WHEN SHE'S TOO LOYAL TO BE A SUPERHERO.
I'm pretty sure Damon is about three-years-old emotionally and Ric is maybe ten.
this is an accurate sentence.
Is this a stretch? WHATEVER, TYLER AND THE FATHER FIGURES THAT ABUSE HIM. KLAUS, RICHARD, ETC.
THAT IS SO NOT A STRETCH; IN FACT IT IS MY EXACT READING TOO. And ugh, ALL YOUR TYLER THOUGHTS. Brain-twins. He kills me.
"THAT SOUNDS LIKE A KLAUS-AND-STEFAN PROBLEM" and a choir of angels sang KLAUS-AND-STEFAN, IT IS KNOWN
I THINK IT, YOU SAY IT.
also what kind of neighbors does Elena have that no one notices all the things that happened in this episode
hush nobody cares
Someone very smart on my flist mentioned everything he feels he's "earned" so far to "deserve" Elena's love has been ripped away by his own actions and it seems unfathomable for him to start.SHUT UP YOU FLATTER. And actually, I think what Stefan's ( ... )
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hahahahaha see my response below. WE ARE ONE.
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CAN SOMEONE WRITE THIS AS A FIC OR
Damon would be that hot guy who is always drunk and scamming on chicks but he should probably get his eyes check, that's not natural...? and like maybe a tan or something; does he have a bad case of mono?
Alaric and Elena would totally be having an affair and possibly invite Damon over for threesomes.
Stefan would just clearly be a vampire, anyone can tell.
Also I think it should be from this girl's POV
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Man. Alaric and Elena. Remember that moment in The Last Dance. Yeah, everybody knows.
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THIS IS SO PERFECT.
I need this to be real. (What is that girl's name? Do we learn it?)
She'd stumble into some trouble or another and interact with our villains trying to put it right. She'd spend the episode looking at everyone funny and asking questions of Elena like, "So, Mr. Saltzman, is he, like, the one in charge? Or do you, like, take turns?" And Elena would be all, "Uhh...?"
And towards the end she'd discover to her unexpected delight that the sallow, skeevy hot guy who had to be doing Elena and Mr. S was actually interested in her and all flirty and stuff. And then Damon would feed on her and compel her to forget everything. POOR THIS GIRL.
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lmfao yesssss THIS POOR GIRL. She would totally have a scene with Klaus wherein she's so unimpressed by whatever latent nerd trauma he had in high school that makes him think he's smart and funny now with a pretty face and a fake accent.
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We will not get it, hence, WHERE IS THE FIC.
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RIGHT? That is when she shines, haters get out.
SHUT UP YOU FLATTER. NO
And actually, I think what Stefan's incapable of dealing with right now is the fact that he really IS "free". Since he's lost everything, there are no expectations of him. HE CAN'T DEAL. So he's going for self-destruction instead. It's so brilliant. Now that he really has a choice, now he really is his own man, the first thing he chooses to do is destroy himself.
I want to frame this paragraph. yes yes yes yesssss. It's all very existential. But I think it's less about why do I liiiiive and more like why should I live which are two very different things. Stefan has always operated living up to expectations, exactly. Minus them, he's just "a monster." THAT MUST BE STOPPED. But actually you know, he really believes he must be stopped because he hates himself.
/edits five thousand times for clarity
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