Cocky Bastard
UAB Guy: So... I think I should tell you something.
Me: Okay...
UAB Guy: I've been talking to another girl. But I didn't want to hurt you, so it hasn't gone anywhere.
Me: No that's fine. I've been hanging out with a guy from Sewanee and I've just been keeping it friendly as well.
UAB Guy: Oh... I just thought you were more attached than that.
I LOVE how he thought I was going to be so upset that he was seeing other women.
PS: I've started replacing diet coke with iced tea. Gotta be much better for you than chemical infested diet coke, right?
Me: Okay...
UAB Guy: I've been talking to another girl. But I didn't want to hurt you, so it hasn't gone anywhere.
Me: No that's fine. I've been hanging out with a guy from Sewanee and I've just been keeping it friendly as well.
UAB Guy: Oh... I just thought you were more attached than that.
I LOVE how he thought I was going to be so upset that he was seeing other women.
PS: I've started replacing diet coke with iced tea. Gotta be much better for you than chemical infested diet coke, right?