.029 - not affected club, woot woot

[petite_sleuth]

I've realized why I thought this place was a zoo and left in the first place.

It's sad that it's still better than Neptune.

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[cautionarystory]

Thinking about jumping ship again?

[petite_sleuth]

Nah, someone's gotta babysit all you crazies.

[cautionarystory]

Really? 'Cause last time I checked, you guys were the crazy ones.

[petite_sleuth]

Oh no. Not uh. We're not switching roles. I'm the good twin. You're the batshit crazy one. That is how it's always going to be.

[cautionarystory]

Pretty sure I'm being driven batshit crazy but I'm not there yet, Bizarro. You fall and hit your head or something?

[petite_sleuth]

....

So what, you're like happy go lucky and normal now? Is Adam still your BFF? What about that floppy haired fellow you seemed all up on?

[cautionarystory]

I wouldn't say I'm either of those things. But if either one of us is the evil twin, it's you.

... What floppy haired fellow?

[petite_sleuth]

You know. The one who babysits Adam.

[cautionarystory]

Peter? I hate him. And you'd have to be deaf and blind to think otherwise.

[petite_sleuth]

Wait. Freeze frame. I want to remember this moment when you go back to being normal, psycho twin.

[cautionarystory]

How could any of this possibly be news to you?

Have some lying

[petite_sleuth]

I'm pretty sure I'm drunk. It's making me all kinds of loopy.

[cautionarystory]

That'd sure explain a lot.

Just try to remember: I'm the good one, you're the evil one who sucks almost as much as Peter Petrelli.

[petite_sleuth]

Can I get a video of you saying that?

[cautionarystory]

It's already recorded for posterity, and I've got better things to do than indulge your latest evil whim.