(no subject)
forgive me if the typing makes no sense. i have just been woken up but i have the funiest story to tell you.
my sister is a bitch by the way. but the funny story.
my mother and i were just sleeping, she on the couch an dme in bed and my sister was out at a cotillion. the door was locked, the lights were off... she was supposed to have her key. well apparently winston was upstairs. somone (my sister) was trying to open the door and he went flying. somehow he managed to knock over the big container of his food, spilling it EVERYWHERE, he knocked over the chair which then went flying into the vaccuum causing it to turn on. i ran downstairs and as i was heading down i heard the vaccuum and immediately questioned why my mother was attempting to scare off the intruder with the vaccuum. then once i found out it was the dog who turned on the vaccuum i began to question why winston was trying to scare off the intruder with the vaccuum. silly dog. it scared him more than my sister! she walked in to find the dog scared shitless me bolting down the stais confused, my mother trying to stand straight, nd the vaccuum cleaner turned on!
my sister has lost her house key and her car keys and has decided this is all my mothers fault as she (my mother) is entirely irresponsible. riiiiiiight.
i am going back to sleep.
heart you all
EDIT
OH GOD. OH GOD. OH GOD. I didn't go back to bed. Instead I found THIS:
I NEED IT OMG. LMAO THE BULGE! THE JARETH BULGE.
You can preorder it right now but it won't be in until January 2008! Definitely gives me incentive to not spend ridiculously and save some money to BUY IT! It's from the UK and I hope to god they ship. if not I'll have to call on someone to mail it to me.
I have this one already:
But dear sweet mother of everything holy I need that first one. LOLOL
my sister is a bitch by the way. but the funny story.
my mother and i were just sleeping, she on the couch an dme in bed and my sister was out at a cotillion. the door was locked, the lights were off... she was supposed to have her key. well apparently winston was upstairs. somone (my sister) was trying to open the door and he went flying. somehow he managed to knock over the big container of his food, spilling it EVERYWHERE, he knocked over the chair which then went flying into the vaccuum causing it to turn on. i ran downstairs and as i was heading down i heard the vaccuum and immediately questioned why my mother was attempting to scare off the intruder with the vaccuum. then once i found out it was the dog who turned on the vaccuum i began to question why winston was trying to scare off the intruder with the vaccuum. silly dog. it scared him more than my sister! she walked in to find the dog scared shitless me bolting down the stais confused, my mother trying to stand straight, nd the vaccuum cleaner turned on!
my sister has lost her house key and her car keys and has decided this is all my mothers fault as she (my mother) is entirely irresponsible. riiiiiiight.
i am going back to sleep.
heart you all
EDIT
OH GOD. OH GOD. OH GOD. I didn't go back to bed. Instead I found THIS:
I NEED IT OMG. LMAO THE BULGE! THE JARETH BULGE.
You can preorder it right now but it won't be in until January 2008! Definitely gives me incentive to not spend ridiculously and save some money to BUY IT! It's from the UK and I hope to god they ship. if not I'll have to call on someone to mail it to me.
I have this one already:
But dear sweet mother of everything holy I need that first one. LOLOL