Nasty Fat Hobbit. You Keep Your Nasty Chips.
I don't care what people say; Lord of the Rings is the best book --> movie adaption. Not only that, but the movie in itself is epic. I mean, c'mon. Hobbits, Elves, Dwarves (Oh, my ride!). What else do you need? And it has bitchin' lines worth quoting left, right, and center. (And I'm having way too much fun with the italization button. Really.)
Melissa: "How can anyone chew on ice? It's so cold."
Moi: "I think that's the point . . . "
This was after we finished eating chili and I went upstairs for some water. (Mind you, this all happened like, 5 minutes ago. We're watching Lord of the Rings and making gay jokes 'bout Frodo and Sam.) My sister called up and asked me for some vanilla puddin' ("YO! BRING ME SOME PUDDING. AND A SPOON. VANILLA. WELL, NOT THE SPOON. THE PUDDING. I MEAN-") and I felt like being mean so I only brought her the sweet vanilla goodness. She had to use her chili spoon, 'cause she's that lazy, then she tried to rinse out her mouth with the ice from her soda. Hence, the idiocity that followed.
Melissa: "No, Harry Potter is gay. That's sort of redundant." (On Frodo and Harry's similarities)
I think this is gonna turn into a long quote fest, 'cause now I just feel like typing out the epic epicness that is the song Samira and I thought of while hanging out in Mr. Dempsey's room during the basketball game.
♫ Adolf the Ol' Dictator ♫
(To the tune of Rudolf the Red Nosed Reindeer)
Adolf the ol' dictator
Had a very shiny gun
And if you ever saw him
You would get the urge to run
All of the other Germans
Used to shout and call his name
They always let ol' Adolf
Run around and play his games
Then one rainy November Day
The Americans came to say
Adolf with your shiny gun
Why'd you have to go and have your fun?
You dirty, rotten bastard
Why'd you have to kill the Jews?
You also killed your dog
What'd he ever do to you?
I finally found a good youtube --> mp4 converter. I think I went a little overboard on the amount of things I downloaded. (64 videos). But I think Changmin's Supper Time was absolutely nessecary.