First entry of pure randomness
Everybody went or will go through high school. You all know or will know that it is the place where weird stuff always happen. Here, a little preview of my last 5 years of school life in 7 randoms moments.
1. In March-April, Stéphanie made a penis in pottery class and it was in display during the school's public Art Expo. It received praises.
2.
Orysia: So... Barack Obama isn't our President?
Francis: Are you kidding me? How did you get to 12th grade?
Me: *sigh* We're in Canada, Oryo, we got a Prime Minister.
Orysia: But, I thought the U.S. owned us.
Me: ...Well, economically speaking, the yanks owns everyone. Well, owned.
Francis: Oryo, who do you think Harper is?
Orysia: ...He was Bush's bitch and now he's Obama's?
Francis: You're seriously taking thing way too much in the literal sense. Look, we- What the hell are you laughing for Sophie? *confused smile*
Me: *laughs like a hyena* ... *gasps for air* OH. MY. GOD. *starts laughing again*
Francis: ...AW, DUDE. SICK! There's fucking something WRONG with you two!
3.
Me: Hey, Enoch! No, Emmanuel, I don't have cookies.
Enoch: Yeah?
Me: Sally's gonna present her project. You better behave for her.
Emmanuel: Oooh yes, Enoch, you better behave. *nudges suggestively*
Enoch: *ignores* Why's that?
Me: Cuz it'll be about religions and she told she doesn't even know what she's talking about. So you better not ask too much questions.
Enoch: Come on, I'm not even interested in religions.
Me: Says Church Boy, church five times a week.
4.
Mrs B., philosophy teaher: I'm an independent woman and capable of defending myself. If a man won't behave, I'll cut it up.
Julien M.: What's she talking about?
Julien S.: 'Bout your dick, you dickhead.
5. My first or second year of high school, the principal blowed into a hospital glove and put it on his and walked around the whole school saying 'I'm a chicken'.
6. Chris walking around in a wedding dress the whole day and asking almost all the girls he knew on a date. Including me.
7. Mrs B. actually comparing David sex life from his brother's during class.
Oh, high school life, I'm gonna miss you. XDD
So. How was yours? xP
1. In March-April, Stéphanie made a penis in pottery class and it was in display during the school's public Art Expo. It received praises.
2.
Orysia: So... Barack Obama isn't our President?
Francis: Are you kidding me? How did you get to 12th grade?
Me: *sigh* We're in Canada, Oryo, we got a Prime Minister.
Orysia: But, I thought the U.S. owned us.
Me: ...Well, economically speaking, the yanks owns everyone. Well, owned.
Francis: Oryo, who do you think Harper is?
Orysia: ...He was Bush's bitch and now he's Obama's?
Francis: You're seriously taking thing way too much in the literal sense. Look, we- What the hell are you laughing for Sophie? *confused smile*
Me: *laughs like a hyena* ... *gasps for air* OH. MY. GOD. *starts laughing again*
Francis: ...AW, DUDE. SICK! There's fucking something WRONG with you two!
3.
Me: Hey, Enoch! No, Emmanuel, I don't have cookies.
Enoch: Yeah?
Me: Sally's gonna present her project. You better behave for her.
Emmanuel: Oooh yes, Enoch, you better behave. *nudges suggestively*
Enoch: *ignores* Why's that?
Me: Cuz it'll be about religions and she told she doesn't even know what she's talking about. So you better not ask too much questions.
Enoch: Come on, I'm not even interested in religions.
Me: Says Church Boy, church five times a week.
4.
Mrs B., philosophy teaher: I'm an independent woman and capable of defending myself. If a man won't behave, I'll cut it up.
Julien M.: What's she talking about?
Julien S.: 'Bout your dick, you dickhead.
5. My first or second year of high school, the principal blowed into a hospital glove and put it on his and walked around the whole school saying 'I'm a chicken'.
6. Chris walking around in a wedding dress the whole day and asking almost all the girls he knew on a date. Including me.
7. Mrs B. actually comparing David sex life from his brother's during class.
Oh, high school life, I'm gonna miss you. XDD
So. How was yours? xP