Many, many thoughts at 200 km/h
Why there's no D/D wedding!baby!fics with the complete necessary? I mean; the Rose talk, the River problem (which poses a real problem when Donna becomes a Time Lady or somehow gets her forever#), the Noble family's approval and Martha's approval (though those two are done all the time) and, obviously, one of Jack's sex joke. Plus, the kid(s) education. He/She/They is/are obviously gonna be already smarter than a normal human child by the time the little hybrid(s) learn how to calculate algebric equations. Which is probably gonna be at the age of 5. Or 4. So. Going to school or home schooled? With all the world saving the Doc and Donna do, I don't think they'll have the time to tutor the kid(s) 'cause baddies won't wait after Mr. the Oncoming Storm to finish raising his mini-Time Lords for sure. So, Daleks, Weeping Angels, Slitheen anyone?
About that, I don't know why, but I always imagined this random scene in my head;
"Um, Dad? I think- I think a saw a girl in the mirror in the library."
"Oh... Yeeeah, right. That's nothing, really. Don't worry about that, and you certainly don't have to mention this to your mother."
FFFffff. X)
Also, lots of those fics lack of action. A.k.a., lovely and fluffy, but too domestic. I mean, come on, it's Doctor Who! Lotsa trouble finding him, them doing lotsa running, boom-there-goes-a-dynamite here, oops-bit-of-blood there, mummy and daddy try their best to protect scared baby and blablabla. Like I said, whatever the Doc does, baddies aren't waiting after him. There's only one or two fics that satisfied me on this point out of the forty different multi-chaptered baby!fics I've read.
Back to the school point; I think it would be better if the babies stay with Mum and Dad, it's safer. Bit safer from kidnapping, from Dad landing at the wrong spot at the wrong time when he has to pick them up after school... (HAHAHA!) Oh, hey, the thought just crossed my mind; is the TARDIS could actually "tutor" the munchkin(s) telepathically? You know, since she a sentinent and all that. What do you think?
Another problem. What to do with your kids if you're constantly busy saving civilizations, grilling dictators' butt and running for your life? My answer: Another tin dog-person (sorry Mickey, sorry). Another stay-behind, another technical support, kinda bit taken for granted, watching over the kids when she's needed to. Yes, a she. Don't think that I'm being sexist toward my own gender, I just don't see a teenage dude volunteering to babysit the kids. Seriously, I never heard of it. And somehow a guy doesn't seem to fit into this mentally and emotionally. Don't really know how to explain that one, sorry. (And yes, if you want to know, or sarcastically make a comment du genre, I already do have an OC in mind, but ignore me 'cause I have about fifteen unused OCs in my head ever since I gave up my comic project. Please, totally ignore me.) Second idea of mine; time has passed, great-granddad Wilf's dead and nana Sylvia lives alone and she's getting old. Mummy Donna is worried and convince Daddy Doc to have Sylvia living with them. Imagine the rest.
What's your ideas?
Also, there's a thing I know freakin' nobody has dared to write yet; married to Donna with 2.5 mini-Time Lords, an Adipose and a blue police box##, Ten regenerates into Eleven Smith. AH HA! Now... Who's up to the challenge? *evil grin* Oh god, I have like two tons of plot bunnies in my head right now, I really wish I could write decently.
If anybody is actually up for the challenge (or any other one I could suggest) but wants something in exchange... well I draw pretty good. And I paint. Or I have a top secret chocolate chip cookies recipe to share?
(# Of all the Donna Time Lady fics, none has found a solution to this. Seriously.)
(## Get it? It's "having a spouse with 2.5 kids, a dog and white picket fences."... No, TARDIS, I didn't mean that you... Oh come on, old girl, it's just... Aw screw this. Sulk all you want, you damn imaginary timeship.)
About that, I don't know why, but I always imagined this random scene in my head;
"Um, Dad? I think- I think a saw a girl in the mirror in the library."
"Oh... Yeeeah, right. That's nothing, really. Don't worry about that, and you certainly don't have to mention this to your mother."
FFFffff. X)
Also, lots of those fics lack of action. A.k.a., lovely and fluffy, but too domestic. I mean, come on, it's Doctor Who! Lotsa trouble finding him, them doing lotsa running, boom-there-goes-a-dynamite here, oops-bit-of-blood there, mummy and daddy try their best to protect scared baby and blablabla. Like I said, whatever the Doc does, baddies aren't waiting after him. There's only one or two fics that satisfied me on this point out of the forty different multi-chaptered baby!fics I've read.
Back to the school point; I think it would be better if the babies stay with Mum and Dad, it's safer. Bit safer from kidnapping, from Dad landing at the wrong spot at the wrong time when he has to pick them up after school... (HAHAHA!) Oh, hey, the thought just crossed my mind; is the TARDIS could actually "tutor" the munchkin(s) telepathically? You know, since she a sentinent and all that. What do you think?
Another problem. What to do with your kids if you're constantly busy saving civilizations, grilling dictators' butt and running for your life? My answer: Another tin dog-person (sorry Mickey, sorry). Another stay-behind, another technical support, kinda bit taken for granted, watching over the kids when she's needed to. Yes, a she. Don't think that I'm being sexist toward my own gender, I just don't see a teenage dude volunteering to babysit the kids. Seriously, I never heard of it. And somehow a guy doesn't seem to fit into this mentally and emotionally. Don't really know how to explain that one, sorry. (And yes, if you want to know, or sarcastically make a comment du genre, I already do have an OC in mind, but ignore me 'cause I have about fifteen unused OCs in my head ever since I gave up my comic project. Please, totally ignore me.) Second idea of mine; time has passed, great-granddad Wilf's dead and nana Sylvia lives alone and she's getting old. Mummy Donna is worried and convince Daddy Doc to have Sylvia living with them. Imagine the rest.
What's your ideas?
Also, there's a thing I know freakin' nobody has dared to write yet; married to Donna with 2.5 mini-Time Lords, an Adipose and a blue police box##, Ten regenerates into Eleven Smith. AH HA! Now... Who's up to the challenge? *evil grin* Oh god, I have like two tons of plot bunnies in my head right now, I really wish I could write decently.
If anybody is actually up for the challenge (or any other one I could suggest) but wants something in exchange... well I draw pretty good. And I paint. Or I have a top secret chocolate chip cookies recipe to share?
(# Of all the Donna Time Lady fics, none has found a solution to this. Seriously.)
(## Get it? It's "having a spouse with 2.5 kids, a dog and white picket fences."... No, TARDIS, I didn't mean that you... Oh come on, old girl, it's just... Aw screw this. Sulk all you want, you damn imaginary timeship.)