[Filtered Post -- MATT CANNOT HACK >O]

[petit_shinigami]

[Filtered to Mello, Badou, Haine, Itachi, Sirius, Renji, Alice, Edward, Cloud, and Ichigo but only because he gives her kisses 8|]

PEOPLE.So Mello and I went to Cafe Fancy Juice and Crumpets today to socialize as platonic acquaintances do and we decided that we were both geniuses and are going to throw Matt a surprise birthday party because he

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Wait the vampires suck.

[petit_shinigami]

I don't know them. It was Mello's idea.

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Which one is Alice?

[petit_shinigami]

The girl? I don't know.

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Is Haine's pie ready~?

[petit_shinigami]

Why are you asking.

[nicotine_patch]

Haine asked me to ask.

[petit_shinigami]

Well where is he? He hasn't commented yet. I DON'T TRUST YOU.

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I AM THE MOUTHPIECE OF OUR PARTNERSHIP!! HE DEMANDS PIES, WOMAN!!

[petit_shinigami]

DOES THAT ALSO MEAN THAT ALL OF THE PIES GO INTO YOUR MOUTH?

[nicotine_patch]

Damn.

[petit_shinigami]

I MADE YOU A PIE ONCE. BE HAPPY WITH THAT.

[nicotine_patch]

But that pie is so long ago! I can barely remember it.

[petit_shinigami]

Go buy one from the store?

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I'm poor.

[petit_shinigami]

Steal one from Mello.