[Filtered Post -- MATT CANNOT HACK >O]

[petit_shinigami]

[Filtered to Mello, Badou, Haine, Itachi, Sirius, Renji, Alice, Edward, Cloud, and Ichigo but only because he gives her kisses 8|]

PEOPLE.So Mello and I went to Cafe Fancy Juice and Crumpets today to socialize as platonic acquaintances do and we decided that we were both geniuses and are going to throw Matt a surprise birthday party because he

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[nicotine_patch]

Highlighter yellow liquids are delicious.

[petit_shinigami]

Not for your LIVER.

[nicotine_patch]

Food goes to your stomach.

[petit_shinigami]

YOUR LIVER HELPS DIGEST. Or something. I don't know, but it's BAD for it.

[nicotine_patch]

I've been bringing Matt SOME normal food every week. Asshole can't cook for shit, he makes me do everything.

[petit_shinigami]

Yes, I've noticed that too. I bake him things, but I think Mello tends to eat it all.

[nicotine_patch]

No way, Matt's a total pig. He'd probably bite Mello's fingers off.

[devilsball]

He does. I wonder how I even survive.

[nicotine_patch]

Have you gotten to eat anything I've cooked? I keep wrapping up a fucking plate for you but fuck knows.

[devilsball]

No, I live off measly chocolate bars I have to hide from him. It's like being Oliver Twist, man, Oliver Twist.

[nicotine_patch]

I would say chocolate is a small step up from gruel. Or whatever the fuck that shit was.

[nicotine_patch]

As to the bitten off fingers: Apply PRESSURE and BANDAID LIBERALLY.

[petit_shinigami]

Well, the chocolate pastries anyways. Mello is VICIOUS with his chocolate.

[nicotine_patch]

I can help make some food, its kinda uncool that you gotta do all the cooking.

[petit_shinigami]

Can you cook?

[nicotine_patch]

Yeah, pretty well I think. I had to learn all that shit when I was younger because of- stuff, whatever. And I ended up liking to cook, so.