Rukia and Ulquipanda log. X3
Log is private; No characters were there to see, etc. etc.
Who: Rukia and Panda!Ulquiorra
What: Ulquipanda gets lost in the human world. AGAIN. >:| And Rukia buys juiceboxes!
Where: Rukia's apartment + the grocery store! :D
When: TODAY OBVIOUSLY
Notes:
+ I WANT AN ULQUIPANDA. *______*
+ JUICEBOXES!!
Ulquipanda: *pads up to Rukia's apartment and sniffs around for a moment, then looks behind him to make sure no one's there and curls up in a tight ball in front of the door, trying not to look suspicious*
Rukia: NO MORE JUICEBOXES?!?!??!?!? *is traumatized* *grabs keys and puts them in backpack* *opens the door* .............*blinks* ..................what are you doing here? -_____-
Ulquipanda: *looks up at her and blinks, then settles his legs comfortably under himself and ignores her*
Rukia: DON'T IGNORE ME! YOU ARE IN FRONT OF MY APARTMENT!
Rukia: >O
Ulquipanda: *continues to ignore, but flattens ears a little*
Rukia: *sighs* How did you get here, Ulquipanda?
Ulquipanda: *glares at her*
Rukia: Don't you glare at me. >|
Ulquipanda: *bares teeth instead*
Rukia: *rolls eyes* I'M going to get JUICEBOXES. *turns around and locks door*
Ulquipanda: *stands up and watches her*
Rukia: *STOMPING AWAY!*
Ulquipanda: *trots after*
Rukia: *hears him trotting after* *stops and turns around* *GLARES*
Ulquipanda: *stops at looks at innocently*
Rukia: Why are you following me?!
Ulquipanda: *cocks head*
Rukia: You're really annoying when you can't talk, did you know that?
Ulquipanda: *blinks blankly*
Rukia: *facepalms* Are you going to follow me to get juiceboxes?
Ulquipanda: *blinks again*
Rukia: Just don't get run over by a bus. *stomps off again!*
Ulquipanda: *waddles after*
Rukia: *stomps down stairs!*
Ulquipanda: *follows more cautiously*
Rukia: *discreetly looks behind her to make sure he's coming down all right*
Ulquipanda: *reaches the bottom and waddles up to her, stopping at her feet*
Rukia: *looks down* .... please tell me you don't want me to carry you again. -______-
Ulquipanda: *bares teeth and trots off on his own in what he assumes to be the right direction*
Rukia: *stares for a few seconds*
Rukia: ...
Rukia: Wrong way.
Ulquipanda: *stops and glares at her from over his shoulder*
Rukia: *can't help but giggle*
Ulquipanda: *turns around and sits down, glaring* =___=
Rukia: *walks to him* *sticks out hand* I promise I won't tell Grimmjaw. :|
Ulquipanda: *glares at her defiantly*
Rukia: Well are you coming or not? >|
Ulquipanda: *eyes her warily for a moment before taking her hand*
Rukia: *starts walking towards grocery store, Ulquipanda in tow*
Ulquipanda: *walks with her awkwardly, sniffing around himself curiously*
Rukia: *tries to smile at worried looking bystanders* They think you want to bite someone! Stop that! *hisses at him*
Ulquipanda: *looks up and glares at her, baring his teeth*
Rukia: Like that's going to help! >| *pulls him along*
Ulquipanda: *shuffles along next to her, nose twitching again*
Rukia: Ah! There it is! *makes way to grocery shop and pushes door open* *blasted with AC!*
Ulquipanda: *drops her hand in surprise and crouches, sniffing the air cautiously*
Rukia: *rolls eyes and steps inside* Stop sniffing around and come inside before the door squishes you. >|
Ulquipanda: *sees it start to close and skitters out of the way, hissing at it*
Rukia: *tries not to laugh* Now you wait RIGHT HERE. I'm going to juicebox isle. *turns to walk away* *stops and turns back* DO NOT MOVE.
Ulquipanda: *sits down and watches her go*
Rukia: *at the juice isle *____*ing over the different choices*
Ulquipanda: *smells something interesting and wanders off curiously*
Rukia: Cherry is a must of course! *looks inside wallet and counts money* ...I think I have enough to buy two more packs! But which ones? Blueberry? Fruit punch? No wait! Maybe apple. ...no. Grape. ...wait. Strawberry? kjashdj *______*
Ulquipanda: *ends up in the gardening section in the corner of the store, sniffing at the plants curiously*
Rukia: Hmm. OKAY! Cherry, strawberry, and blueberry! *looks triumphant while grabbing all three packs :D :D*
Ulquipanda: *crawls into a pot and starts nibbling on a leaf*
Rukia: *almost skips back to the front of the store because YAY JUICEBOXES :D :D :D* .....*stops* .......he didn't!
Ulquipanda: *snaps the twig off and curls up in the pot to chew on it*
Rukia: KJSAHDKUSADHKUSDAH STUPID PANDACAR. WTF DID HE GO?!?!??!? *starts running around looking for him, ignoring the WEIRD LOOKS most people are giving her*
Ulquipanda: *munches obliviously on his twig*
Rukia: ULQUIORRAYOUSTUPIDARRANCARPANDATHINGWTFAREYOU?!?! *still running around like a mad woman*
Ulquipanda: *perks his ears up and looks vaguely around, but doesn't move from his pot*
Rukia: JSAHDKUASHDUKHSAUDH KUAWHDKUAHW DUHAW UHAKWUDHKUAWDHUKH!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *RUNS PAST GARDEN SECTION!*
Ulquipanda: *watches her, munching happily*
Store Salesperson: Miss. ..............you're scaring my customers.
Rukia: KASHDKASHD AKUSHDKASHD I AM SORRY BUT I AM SEARCHING FOR A PANDA HAVE YOU SEEN HIM?!?!??!?!?
Store Salesperson: ........a........panda?
Rukia: YES A PANDA PLEASE DON'T ASK BUT I NEED TO FIND HIM OTHERWISE HE'LL TURN BACK INTO....ER....SOMETHING AND I DON'T HAVE TIME FOR THIS WILL YOU TELL ME WHICH WAY THE STUPID PANDA WENT?!??!?!?!
Ulquipanda: *suddenly comes tearing around the corner with a half-eaten twig in his mouth, chased by a high school guy in a smock with a broom*
Store Salesperson: *blink* .........you mean that one?
Rukia: KAJSDHKSAHH ASUDH KAUWDHKUAHW DU HAWUK HAGUKHAGKH COME BACK HERE YOU IDIOT!!!! *CHASES AFTER!*
Ulquipanda: *skitters into the cereal aisle and dives behind a bunch of boxes to hide*
Rukia: HEY YOU, GIVE ME THAT! >O *grabs broom from high school guy* *rushes into cereal aisle!*
Ulquipanda: *borrows as far into the shelf as he can, knocking out cereal boxes behind him*
Rukia: AHA! *catches up to him* I see you behind there. >|
Ulquipanda: *peers out at her between the boxes*
Rukia: And just where do you think YOU'RE going? ?|
Rukia: >|*
Ulquipanda: *curls up in a ball*
Rukia: *siiighs* I have my juiceboxes. We can leave now. :|
Ulquipanda: *hesitantly crawls out, looking around for the smock man*
Rukia: *rolls eyes* He's GONE. Besides. I have his broom. *points to it*
Ulquipanda: *sniffs is for a moment, then sits down and gnaws on his branch, satisfied*
Rukia: -_________- Come down. *reaches both arms up*
Ulquipanda: *looks at her for a moment before climbing down himself, and promptly falling into a pile of Cheerio boxes*
Rukia: You are so USELESS. *picks him up out of the Cheerio box and sets him down to the side >|*
Ulquipanda: *looks up at her* *gnawgnawgnaw*
Rukia: I'm LEAVING now. You can choose to come, or I can invite the grocery boy back here and give him his broom again. *starts walking off to the cash counters*
Ulquipanda: *scampers after her, staying at her heals*
Rukia: *smirks* *walks to the cash counter thing and pays for juiceboxes, ignoring all Odd Stares and the occasional Glare from the Garden Section*
Ulquipanda: *holds up gnawed-on twig helpfully*
Rukia: kjashdkaushdkuahwdkhawd *pays for the plant too. >|*
Ulquipanda: *trots off to fetch the pot*
Rukia: *grumbles to herself* *looks at empty wallet sadly* *grabs grocery bag of juiceboxes and things and waits at the front for Ulquipanda*
Ulquipanda: *awkwardly shoves pot over to her over the floor, apparently oblivious to the annoying squeaks coming from the linolium*
Rukia: *GLARES*
Ulquipanda: *looks from her to the pot and back again*
Rukia: *GLAAAAAAAAAAAAAARE*
Ulquipanda: *sits and bares his teeth at her, paws in the pot*
Rukia: You can't carry that pot and cross the street holding my hand so that you don't get run over by a bus, you know. :|
Ulquipanda: *glares at her for a moment, then crawls into the pot and curls up, facing away from her* *breaks off another twig and proceeds to pretend she doesn't exist while tearing leaves off of it happily*
Rukia: *FRUSTRATED because she wants to go HOME and drink her JUICE >||* Oh dear. Is that a grocery boy I see? :O!
Ulquipanda: *stiffens, ears perking, but doesn't move*
Rukia: OH MY GOD IS THAT GRIMMJAW WITH ENVY?!??!??!?!?!?!??!?! :OOOOOOOO!
Ulquipanda: *turns and growls at her*
Rukia: kajsdhkasudh I will buy you BAMBOO, okay? Will you come now? >|
Ulquipanda: *glares at her for a moment, then begins stripping the tiny plant of twigs and stuffing them in his mouth to carry*
Rukia: *waits* :|
Ulquipanda: *crawls out and reaches up for her hand again*
Rukia: *sighs and takes it* Give me your pot. I'll put it in my backpack.
Ulquipanda: *hands it to her excitedly*
Rukia: *tries not to facepalm* *sticks it in her backpack* *grabs his hand and walks out of store*
Ulquipanda: *gnaws on his bamboo and follows her, content*
Rukia: *walks home without any incident!*
Ulquipanda: *is too happy with his new plant to try and run off*
Rukia: *opens the door to the apartment and waits for him to scamper in*
Ulquipanda: *trots in and heads straight for the bed*
Rukia: *closes door and opens backpack, reaching for juiceboxes!!* *______*
Ulquipanda: *deposits twigs under bed and begins tugging the comforter under too*
Rukia: *slurps juiceboxes and ignores him* *_____*
Ulquipanda: *tugs most of it under and starts making a nest for himself in the furthest, deepest corner*
Rukia: *feels happy and decides to leave a juicebox for him by the edge of the bed*
Ulquipanda: *snatches it under with him, nibbling through a corner to lick at it curiously*
Rukia: *watches from her seat while drinking her CHERRY JUICEBOX!*
Ulquipanda: *licks it clean and leaves it, burrowing in his nest comfortably*
Rukia: *waits for Grimmjaw to capslock at her over the computer*
Snuzz: THE END
Snuzz: P.S. JUICEBOXES!!!
Riah: P.S.S. BAMBOO
Snuzz: P.S. S. S. ULQUI OWES RUKIA MONEY FOR THAT POT. >O
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