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CRACK!LOG.
None of this actually happened. XD
Who: Aizen, Rukia, Ulquiorra, Grimmjaw, and Kaien aka Noveno~
What: CRACKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK UP IN LAS NOCHES, y0
Where: ...........LAS. NOCHES. Or the internet. Or both. Logic is for pansies. Like that Parkinson cow. Pffft.
When: LAST NIGHT
Notes:
+ This happened completely spontaneously, but man. HILARIOUS. And things.
+ NOVENOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO *_____________________________*
+ I'd let Noveno "interrogate" me. IfyouknowwhatImean. >D
+ Ulquiorra needs to get in touch with his inner feelings
+ Aizen cannot control his fruity army
+ Grimmjaw USTs. A lot. While doing manly pushups.
+ And Rukia and Kaien try to make out, but alas, are foiled by Aizen. >O
+ Tea for five at Las Noches tonight, guys? 8D
+ kajshdkashdkahwkgawd WHY DO THE COLOR CODES NOT WORK FOR ME. WHY. I TYPE IN THE CODE FOR RED AND GET A GREEN COLOR. DOES LJ DO THIS WITH ANYONE ELSE?! KAJSHKASUDHKUAWDGKUAGWDUKAGWD
+ WARNING: SPOILERS FOR BLEACH CHAPTERS 262 AND 263 IF YOU HAVEN'T CAUGHT UP YET. ♥
Kaien: I am the ninth espada.
Kaien: Bow to me.
Grimmjaw: I'm the sixth espada, bitch, stfu.
Ulquiorra: STFU i'm the first
Kaien: STFU ULQUI. Get rid of your emo tears.
Ulquiorra: *kills Noveno*
Grimmjaw: DO YOU NOT CARE ABOUT SEXTA???
Kaien: for some reason I can't seem to DIE. So ha. ::lives::
Grimmjaw: I AM THREE RANKS AHEARD OF YOU, BEEYOTCH
Ulquiorra: NO ONE CARES ABOUT YOU, SEXTA
Grimmjaw: YOU DO
Grimmjaw: YOU SO WANT ME TO TOP YOU AGAIN
Ulquiorra: I DO NOT
Ulquiorra: :|
Grimmjaw: YES YOU DO.
Kaien: No, we don't....oh Ulqui you swing that way?
Ulquiorra: I DO NOT
Ulquiorra: GO AWAY
Ulquiorra: NO
Ulquiorra: :|
Ulquiorra: I HATE YOU ALL
Rukia: He and the other Arrancar have some interesting nights, Kaien-dono.
Ulquiorra: SHUT IT, SHINIGAMI
Rukia: MAKE ME, ARRANCAR
Ulquiorra: I WILL
Rukia: OH HOLD ON. LET ME GO GET MOMOSHIRO-SAN.
Ulquiorra: WTF DOES HE HAVE TO DO WITH THIS
Rukia: HE HAS SCREENCAPS
Ulquiorra: FROM WHAT
Grimmjaw: WTF YEAH, LEAVE HIM OUT OF THIS
Rukia: VALENTINE'S DAY
Grimmjaw: HE'S RETARDED
Ulquiorra: ...
Rukia: >D
Grimmjaw: SHE HAS NO EFFING CLUE WHAT HE'S TALKING ABOUT
Ulquiorra: I AM GOING TO DESTROY VALENTINE'S DAY
Ulquiorra: :|
Grimmjaw: IT WASN'T THAT BAD, PRIMERA
Rukia: OH BUT IT WAS SO SWEET, ARRANCAR.
Kaien: You don't like fun Ulqui. You've got problems.
Grimmjaw: YOU FUCKING LOOOOOVED IT
Ulquiorra: JKDFHKJDSFHSDHFS
Grimmjaw: :|
Ulquiorra: I DID NOT
Grimmjaw: YES YOU DID
Rukia: OH REALLY, GRIMMJAW?
Ulquiorra: STFU NOVENO
Grimmjaw: YOU BEGGED ME.
Aizen: YOUR REIATSU SAID OTHERWISE. :|
Ulquiorra: I
Ulquiorra: DID
Ulquiorra: NOT
Kaien: Apparently there is evidence otherwise, UL-QUI.
Rukia: BEGGING?
Grimmjaw: YES.
Grimmjaw: YOU DID.
Ulquiorra: ...THERE WAS NOTHING WRONG WITH MY REIATSU
Grimmjaw: NO, THERE WASN'T
Ulquiorra: SEXTA
Ulquiorra: SHUT UP
Rukia: KISSING/SNOGGING/SHAGGING, AS SIRIUS-SAN WOULD SAY?
Ulquiorra: THAT WIZARD IS AN IMBECILE
Grimmjaw: HE'S OKAY
Ulquiorra: ...ONCE HE KILLS THE HUMAN BOY HE WILL BE OKAY.
Grimmjaw: BUT REALLY
Rukia: YOUR BOYFRIEND THINKS OTHERWISE, ESPAMERA.
Grimmjaw: YOU LIKED THE SEX, ADMIT IT
Rukia: .................
Rukia: OH REALLY.
Ulquiorra: I DID NOT
Grimmjaw: YOU TOTALLY BEGGED ME TO TOP YOU
Rukia: ARRANCAR.
Ulquiorra: I
Ulquiorra: DID
Ulquiorra: NOT
Ulquiorra: SEXTA
Ulquiorra: SHUT
Ulquiorra: UP
Grimmjaw: YES
Grimmjaw: YOU
Grimmjaw: DID
Kaien: There is a written account proving you did.
Rukia: KAIEN-DONO, ARE YOU GETTING THIS?
Ulquiorra: WHAT
Ulquiorra: WHERE
Kaien: If you do not know, I will not tell you.
Rukia: Las Noches security cameras?
Ulquiorra: THERE IS NO WRITTEN ACOUNT OF ANYTHING
Kaien: Good luck, ULQUI.
Kaien: >)
Grimmjaw: PRIMERA IS IN DENIAL. :|
Aizen: We don't have security cameras :|
Ulquiorra: I AM NOT IN DENIAL
Grimmjaw: YES YOU ARE
Ulquiorra: I AM NOT
Aizen: You kind of are Ulqui
Grimmjaw: YES YOU ARE
Ulquiorra: ...I AM NOT, AIZEN-SAMA
Aizen: really :|
Ulquiorra: STFU SEXTA
Kaien: Well, I have some interrogating to do. Kuchiki, this way.
Grimmjaw: YOU WANT ME AGAIN, DON'T YOU?
Ulquiorra: NO
Grimmjaw: YES YOU DO
Ulquiorra: I DO NOT
Rukia: Interrogating, Kaien-dono? *folllows*
Aizen: ummm no, you really kind of are
Aizen: .......noveno.
Ulquiorra: AIZEN-SAMA. I AM NOT.
Kaien: Yes, Aizen?
Grimmjaw: FINE, IF YOU DON'T WANT ME, THEN YOU CAN'T HAVE ME
Aizen: "interrogating"?
Grimmjaw: i'M GONNA GO DO NAKED PUSHUPS
Ulquiorra: DO NOT LET NOVONO PROCREATE WITH A SHINIGAMI, AIZEN-SAMA.
Grimmjaw: PEACE.
Rukia: ....................
Rukia: WHAT?!
Kaien: Strictly business, of course.
Rukia: WHAT ARE THEY TALKING ABOUT, KAIEN-DONO?
Kaien: I have no idea :) Let's go Kuchiki.
Ulquiorra: NOVENO
Rukia: ................k.
Kaien: After I kill the emoticons.
Ulquiorra: YOU ARE A DISGRACE TO ALL ARRANCAR
Kaien: They are a disgrace to the world of humans [just one]
Grimmjaw: *DOES NAKED PUSHUPS*
Kaien: Look who's talking, 'top me' ulqui.
Ulquiorra: *POINTEDLY IGNORES*
Ulquiorra: SDKFHKSJDFHSD STFU NOVENO
Rukia: HEY ESPAMERA, YOUR BOYFRIEND SEEMS TO BE TRYING TO GET YOUR ATTENTION.
Ulquiorra: YOU TOO, SHINIGAMI
Ulquiorra: S
Ulquiorra: T
Ulquiorra: F
*** Ulquiorra has left the chat.
Grimmjaw: I AM NOT
Grimmjaw: I AM JUST DOING SITUPS
Grimmjaw: I MEAN PUSHUPS
Rukia: Hm. Were we too hard on him, Kaien-dono?
Grimmjaw: I'M DOING MY WORKOUT
*** Ulquiorra has joined the chat.
Kaien: No we're not
Ulquiorra: I HATE THE INTERNET
Rukia: Oh. He's back.
Aizen: WHY ARE ALL MY ESPADA HAVING RELATIONSHIPS THAT THEY THINK I DO NOT NOTICE. :|
Ulquiorra: WE ARE NOT HAVING A RELATIONSHIP :|
Grimmjaw: I WASN'T HIDING MINE. :|
Rukia: Because they think you're an idiot?
Ulquiorra: DJKHFKSDJFH SEXTA
Grimmjaw: i DON'T CARE IF YOU KNOW
Grimmjaw: I DON'T CARE
Grimmjaw: WHY DO YOU CARE
Kaien: I know you notice everything, but why say it out loud if you already know, Aizen?
Rukia: Speaking of which, Aizen.
Aizen: PRIMERA I already TOLD you you're in denial
Aizen: stfu Kuchiki
Rukia: Hinamori?
Rukia: :|
Aizen: what about her.
Aizen: :|
Grimmjaw: HAVE YOU TAPPED THAT YET?
Ulquiorra: YES, AIZN-SAMA
Aizen: ............................
Aizen: >:|
Ulquiorra: WE ARE NOT THE ONLY ONES WITH REIATSU
Grimmjaw: DUDE, PRIMERA, IF THEY GO BY REIATSU IT'D TOTES SEEM LIKE YOU TOPPED ME
Grimmjaw: SO WTF ARE YOU WORRIED ABOUT?
Ulquiorra: ...WHAT
Ulquiorra: I'M NOT WORRIED
Grimmjaw: WHO CARES IF YOU LIKE IT UP THE BUTT.
Grimmjaw: >.>
Ulquiorra: DKJFHSDKJFH STFU
Rukia: .......................
Aizen: ....................
Kaien: ...........I believe they call this 'tmi'
Aizen: iawtc
Rukia: Ya rly.
Ulquiorra: =__=
Kaien: :x
Rukia: Kaien-dono.
Rukia: Interrogation?
Aizen: No.
Grimmjaw: SEE? I DON'T CARE
Rukia: wtf are you on about, Aizen.
Ulquiorra: STFU KUCHIKI
Kaien: Ah well, Kuchiki, Aizen's orders then. (later we'll do it anyway) Have to listen to the top (until I betray them too:| )
Ulquiorra: *SHINIGAMI
Rukia: You're listening to Aizen now? :|
Rukia: Man. I should go back to Ichigo.
Ulquiorra: OF COURSE HE IS HE'S NOVENO YOU STUPID SHINIGAMI
Rukia: MAKE ME, ESPAMERA.
Rukia: WTFEVER
Ulquiorra: ALL OF YOU SHINIGAMI ARE RIDICULOUS
Grimmjaw: YEAH, YOU REALLY ARE KINDA DUMB, MIDGET-GAMI.
Ulquiorra: THIS HUMAN DEVICE IS RIDICULOUS
Ulquiorra: I AM GOING TO LEAVE NOW
Rukia: GO BACK TO SCREWING EACH OTHER, ARRANCAR
Rukia: S
Grimmjaw: COMING OVER?
Ulquiorra: STFU SHINIGAMI
Aizen: I should just tell kurosaki you've decided to join my army to procreate with noveno. -____-
Rukia: shut up, Aizen.
Ulquiorra: DON'T TALK LIKE THAT TO AIZEN-SAMA, SHINIGAMI
Rukia: Nobody was talking to you.
Aizen: does the truth hurt kuchiki?
Rukia: OR ELSE WHAT
Ulquiorra: AND YOU BE QUIET SEXTA
Grimmjaw: YOU COULDN'T CHOOSE BETWEEN THEM IN THE ANON MEME
Rukia: ................
Grimmjaw: YOU DON'T LOVE ICHIGO BEST
Rukia: ............
Kaien: I am glad to hear this.
Grimmjaw: OTHERWISE IT WOULDV'E BEEN EASY TO ANSWER
Ulquiorra: SO THE SHINIGAMI HAS FALLEN IN LOVE WITH AN ARRANCAR
Rukia: WTF KIND OF A LAMEASS ASKED THAT QUESTION ANYWAYS
Ulquiorra: PATHETIC
Rukia: AND YOU FELL IN LOVE WITH YOUR INFERIOR
Rukia: POINT?
Ulquiorra: I AM NOT IN LOVE WITH HIM
Grimmjaw: HE'S NOT IN LOVE WITH ME
Grimmjaw: HE JUST LIKES IT WHEN I TOP HIM
Grimmjaw: SEX =/= LOVE
Ulquiorra: DAMMIT SEXTA STFU
Aizen: *Facepalm*
Aizen: :|
Ulquiorra: >.>
Rukia: Aizen. THIS is your army?
Ulquiorra: SHUT UP SHINIGAMI
Rukia: OR WHAT
Ulquiorra: YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW SHUNPO
Aizen: Kuchiki. Shut up. You were the one trying to go off to a corner to make out with noveno.
Rukia: He said he had questions to ask.
Rukia: :|
Grimmjaw: I COULD TOTES KICK YOUR ASS, TEENY-GAMI.
Ulquiorra: ...HA
Rukia: ............
Aizen: questions. right. you're dense.
Ulquiorra: YOU ARE PROBABLY SMALLER THAN I WAS WHEN I WAS "CHIBI"
Rukia: SHUT THE HELL UP. WEREN'T YOU TRYING TO GET THAT OTHER ARRANCAR INTO BED WITH YOU, GRIMMJAW?
Grimmjaw: YOUR ARMY IS FULL OF LOVESICK FOOLS ANYWAY
Ulquiorra: NO HE WAS NOT
Grimmjaw: WHAT OTHER ARRANCAR?
Rukia: THE ONE WHO IS IN DENIAL, IDIOT.
Grimmjaw: I DO NOT "TRY"
Rukia: SO IS HE IN BED WITH YOU, THEN?
Ulquiorra: I AM NOT IN DENIAL
Ulquiorra: NOT
Ulquiorra: ANOTHER
Ulquiorra: WORD
Ulquiorra: SEXTA
Rukia: ................
Rukia: LAPTOPS?
Ulquiorra: NO
Rukia: THAT'S KIND OF GROSS, YOU KNOW.
Ulquiorra: YOU ARE AN IDIOT
Kaien: The ninth must take leave right now. I shall return soon, whether you like it or not. Aizen, I have a report for you later.
Kaien: Kuchiki, at some other point in time.
Rukia: I HAVE YET TO HEAR A DENIAL, ARRANCAR
Grimmjaw: WHAT'S GROSS???
Ulquiorra: IT HAD BETTER BE A GOOD ONE
Ulquiorra: OF WHAT, SHINIGAMI?
Rukia: ......................okay, Kaien-dono. ;_______;
Rukia: A DENIAL ABOUT WHETHER YOU TWO ARE TYPING THESE MESSAGES FROM THE SAME BED
Ulquiorra: WE AREN'T
Rukia: MMHMM
Ulquiorra: STFU
Rukia: *smirks*
Ulquiorra: IHU ALL
Aizen: Kuchiki. >:|
Aizen: stfu.
Ulquiorra: T_T
Rukia: 'sup Aizen. :|
Kaien: Good luck with.....these......ones....Aizen. -_- ::disappears::
Aizen: at least Grimmjaw and Ulquiorra stick to one love interest.
Ulquiorra: KJFHDKSJFH AIZEN-SAMA
Rukia: ..............
Ulquiorra: I AM NOT IN LOVE WITH HIM
Rukia: So. Love interest.
Aizen: Close enough, primera
Ulquiorra: DHFKJSHF IT IS NOT
Grimmjaw: NO, WE'RE IN SEPARATE ROOMS
Grimmjaw: AND WHO SAYS THAT PRIMERA IS MY ONLY LOVE INTEREST?
Ulquiorra: ...WHAT?
Grimmjaw: NOT LOVE
Grimmjaw: WAIT
Rukia: ...................
Grimmjaw: JUST SE
Grimmjaw: X
Grimmjaw: HEH
Aizen: From the thread in his journal where you said you just wanted him? I do READ those by the way
Rukia: Right. That's believable.
Ulquiorra: ..................
Grimmjaw: OKAY SO AT THIS PARTICULAR MOMENT
Grimmjaw: JUST HIM.
Grimmjaw: BUT LAST WEEK.
Grimmjaw: >.>
Ulquiorra: ...WHAT DID YOU DO LAST WEEK
Aizen: last week?
Grimmjaw: NOTHING
Aizen: tell us about last week, sexta.
Grimmjaw: NOTHING!
Rukia: You're a horrible liar, Grimm.
Grimmjaw: AND YOU'RE A MIDGET.
Grimmjaw: :|
Ulquiorra: *SNORT*
Rukia: Oh because I haven't heard that one before.
Rukia: Try again.
Grimmjaw: WHY ARE YOU EVEN HERE?
Rukia: Kicks?
Ulquiorra: YES. GO AWAY, SHINIGAMI.
Grimmjaw: YOUR 'KAIEN-DONO' LEFT
Aizen: yarly, kuchiki
Aizen: you aren't even supposed to be able to get to las noches
Rukia: Hm.
Rukia: No.
Aizen: wtf.
Rukia: :D
*** Kaien left the chat.
Aizen: and I know Momo didn't invite you.
Aizen: she's in hawaii.
Aizen: without me. >:|
Grimmjaw: YOU CALL HER MOMO?
Grimmjaw: CUUUUTE.
Rukia: She's probably looking at hot surfer guys, Aizen.
Aizen: ...sexta.
Rukia: As we speak.
Ulquiorra: ...I'm sure she'll return, Sir
Grimmjaw: YES, SIR?
Ulquiorra: stfu shinigami
Aizen: ...kuchiki.
Rukia: Yes? :D
Aizen: shut. up.
Rukia: What? You think she would spend a week on the beach and not oggle at some Hawaiian guys?
Aizen: Yes. I have perfect confidence in her loyalty.
Ulquiorra: You walk a thin line, shinigami.
Rukia: Go back to your lover, Arrancar.
Aizen: it's unfortunate that kurosaki can't feel the same about you
Grimmjaw: I DON'T GET WHY YOU GUYS HAVEN'T JSUT STABBER HER YET.
Grimmjaw: BUT THAT COULD JSUT BE ME
Rukia: I didn't say she would sleep with them. Just oggle.
Rukia: wtf is that supposed to mean.
Rukia: I like how you can't spell, Grimm.
Grimmjaw: *STABBEDE
Ulquiorra: He. Is not. My lover.
Grimmjaw: -E
Grimmjaw: WTF EVER
Grimmjaw: I DON'T CARE
Aizen: you can't decide between noveno and kurosaki.
Aizen: if he isn't your lover, primera, what do you refer to each other as? i'm curious.
Rukia: .....wtf. Do all of you at Las Noches come up with these scenarios together?
Ulquiorra: ...He is Sexta.
Aizen: ..ulquiorra. -_-
Rukia: He's romantic, that one.
Ulquiorra: What?
Grimmjaw: Okay so I'm tired of using all caps
Aizen: he's not just sexta if you're having sex with him.
Ulquiorra: He is.
Grimmjaw: Why not?
Rukia: What if he was kicked out of the Espada?
Ulquiorra: ...He was.
Rukia: ....huh. Color me shocked.
Grimmjaw: Yeah, I totally was.
Grimmjaw: haha.
Aizen: kuchiki. shut up. you're not even supposed to be here. go... get some tea or something -_-
Grimmjaw: BUT I'M BACK, BITCHESSS
Rukia: ....tea?
Rukia: I'm just saying. If he was kicked out again. What would you call him then, Arrancar?
Aizen: ...tea, yes, that's what we have at the espada meetings.
Aizen: :|
Ulquiorra: ...Arrancar
Rukia: ....which differentiates him from you and the others....how?
Ulquiorra: It doesn't.
Rukia: So you could be talking about Nell.
Grimmjaw: It doesn't matter if we're one-on-one, then, does it?
Aizen: you're having sex with a subordinate and just think it's nothing, primera?
Rukia: That's kind of gross.
Ulquiorra: ...No.
Ulquiorra: I don't see why it has to be anything more, Aizen-sama.
Grimmjaw: BRB
Rukia: Hm. Ichigo calls. Have fun sorting out your love affairs.
Aizen: I'm not implying it is romance, if that's what you mean, but it shouldn't be nothing.
Aizen: are you going to mention to him that you were visiting noveno or are you leaving that part out?
Ulquiorra: Why not?
Rukia: .............
Aizen: it's irresponsible.
Rukia: I was not here solely visiting Kaien-dono.
Rukia: I came to..............talk to Hinamori-san.
Aizen: ...she's in hawaii, kuchiki.
Ulquiorra: You are a pathetic liar, shinigami.
Rukia: Well yes. Now that I've come here, I realize this.
Aizen: and i am reasonably certain you didn't come to see me or the espada.
Aizen: then why did you stay?
Rukia: How do you know? Me and the emo Arrancar. SUCH close friends.
Ulquiorra: Shut up.
Rukia: <3
Ulquiorra: Rukia: A bouquet of flowers with a ribbon through it?
Rukia: FOR ME?
Ulquiorra: -__-
Rukia: Been there, done that, Arrancar. :D
Ulquiorra: Go away.
Rukia: Will do. Expect me back for tea tomorrow.
Rukia: <3
Rukia: *disappears*
Ulquiorra: We need better security, sir.
Aizen: what gave her the idea she was invited to have tea with us
Ulquiorra: Noveno.
Aizen: ...i will be having a talk with him
Ulquiorra: Thank you, lord.
Aizen: about these "interrogations" and such. -____-
Aizen: interrogations.
Aizen: hardly.
Ulquiorra: He is jeapordizing your safety.
Aizen: I don't think kuchiki's presence is enough for me to be concerned for my safety, primera, she's not even a seated officer, but I will be talking to him nonetheless -___-
Aizen: where did sexta go?
Ulquiorra: Lord.
Ulquiorra: I'm not sure.
Ulquiorra: Can you not sense him?
Aizen: ..No. :|
Aizen: shouldn't you know where he is? given your relationship and all.
Ulquiorra: ...We do not have a relationship.
Aizen: i think a steady sex partner merits some sort of relationship.
Ulquiorra: It is physical only. There are no emotions involved.
Aizen: then it's a physical relationship. it's still a relationship.
Ulquiorra: ...I do not think it is a relationship, sir.
Aizen: I think you just do not want to admit it. :|
Ulquiorra: I would not lie, sir. >.>
Aizen: probably not. but you do tend to dodge direct answers when it's convenient.
Aizen: so I suppose when I asked you if you where romantically involved with sexta
Aizen: and you said no
Aizen: you didn't "understand" romantic also implies a sexual relationship?
Aizen: :|||||
Ulquiorra: ...Romantic also implies love, sir.
Ulquiorra: >.>
Aizen: it also implies sex. which you and sexta have done.
Ulquiorra: ...Sir. <.<
Aizen: so.
Aizen: relationship.
Ulquiorra: v.v
Aizen: thank you, primera. :|
Ulquiorra: ...Sir. >.>
Ulquiorra: ...Though I must admit, I fail to see why it matters to you. Sir.
Aizen: it doesn't, really, except that you're my subordinates and that a developing relationship could affect your work, so actually it does matter.
Ulquiorra: ...It will not develop, sir.
Aizen: it has already. it started out with you trying to "cure" sexta, didn't it? and now it is a steady sexual relationship. that's development.
Aizen: :||
Ulquiorra: ...>.>
Ulquiorra: It will not develop any further.
Aizen: how can you be sure of that?
Ulquiorra: Because there is nothing more that it could or ever would develop into.
Aizen: how can you be sure of that? :|
Ulquiorra: ...Because. >.>
Aizen: ..Primera, that was the lamest response you have given me all night.
Aizen: :|
Ulquiorra: What else do you possibly think it could develop into, lord?
Aizen: attachment. or affection.
Ulquiorra: ...No.
Aizen: you went from hating each other to having sex with each other.
Ulquiorra: I still hate him.
Aizen: ...and you're still having sex with him?
Aizen: ._______.;;
Ulquiorra: >.>
Aizen: primera.
Aizen: that does not make sense.
Ulquiorra: Sir?
Ulquiorra: <.<
Ulquiorra: It feels good?
Aizen: ...............
Ulquiorra: Sir?
Aizen: >.>
Aizen: <.<
Ulquiorra: .__.
Aizen: Ulquiorra.
Aizen: That is strange.
Ulquiorra: ?
Aizen: you hate him. but he gives you good sex. so you have sex with him.
Aizen: That's terrible. :|
Ulquiorra: ...Why?
Aizen: ......what do you mean WHY.
Ulquiorra: Why is that terrible?
Aizen: you're using him for his body. :| one of my ESPADA.
Ulquiorra: Yes, and? o.o
Aizen: .......Do you think that because he is your subordinate that you can just use him for sex?
Aizen: and doesn't he have feelings for you.. or something.
Ulquiorra: ...I see no reason why I shouldn't. And he's told me he doesn't. >.>
Aizen: he kept saying he wanted you.
Aizen: and didn't know why.
Aizen: those could be feelings of some sort.
Ulquiorra: ...
Aizen: what? :|
Ulquiorra: ...What do you expect me to do about them? >.>
Aizen: ...I never told you to do anything about them.
Ulquiorra: Then I will ignore them. :|
Aizen: ....... :| so you're still going to take advantage of him.
Ulquiorra: Should I not? >.>
Aizen: even if you hate him. and he might love you. you'll still have sex with him because it feels good. :||||
Aizen: Why am I trying to teach morals to my espada. -___-
Ulquiorra: ...He does not love me, Sir.
Aizen: assuming he does. then what?
Ulquiorra: ...
Ulquiorra: What would you suggest, sir.
Aizen: I'm not going to solve problems for you, ulquiorra. :|
Ulquiorra: v.v
Aizen: whats with that face? >:\
Ulquiorra: I don't think he loves me. So I see no problem to solve. >.>
Aizen: ...we will continue this conversation tomorrow. at tea with kuchiki and noveno and sexta.
Ulquiorra: ...
Aizen: i am going to go try to get to hawaii.
Aizen: you are irritating me. :|
Ulquiorra: ...You could shunpo there?
Ulquiorra: Sir. v.v
None of this actually happened. XD
Who: Aizen, Rukia, Ulquiorra, Grimmjaw, and Kaien aka Noveno~
What: CRACKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK UP IN LAS NOCHES, y0
Where: ...........LAS. NOCHES. Or the internet. Or both. Logic is for pansies. Like that Parkinson cow. Pffft.
When: LAST NIGHT
Notes:
+ This happened completely spontaneously, but man. HILARIOUS. And things.
+ NOVENOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO *_____________________________*
+ I'd let Noveno "interrogate" me. IfyouknowwhatImean. >D
+ Ulquiorra needs to get in touch with his inner feelings
+ Aizen cannot control his fruity army
+ Grimmjaw USTs. A lot. While doing manly pushups.
+ And Rukia and Kaien try to make out, but alas, are foiled by Aizen. >O
+ Tea for five at Las Noches tonight, guys? 8D
+ kajshdkashdkahwkgawd WHY DO THE COLOR CODES NOT WORK FOR ME. WHY. I TYPE IN THE CODE FOR RED AND GET A GREEN COLOR. DOES LJ DO THIS WITH ANYONE ELSE?! KAJSHKASUDHKUAWDGKUAGWDUKAGWD
+ WARNING: SPOILERS FOR BLEACH CHAPTERS 262 AND 263 IF YOU HAVEN'T CAUGHT UP YET. ♥
Kaien: I am the ninth espada.
Kaien: Bow to me.
Grimmjaw: I'm the sixth espada, bitch, stfu.
Ulquiorra: STFU i'm the first
Kaien: STFU ULQUI. Get rid of your emo tears.
Ulquiorra: *kills Noveno*
Grimmjaw: DO YOU NOT CARE ABOUT SEXTA???
Kaien: for some reason I can't seem to DIE. So ha. ::lives::
Grimmjaw: I AM THREE RANKS AHEARD OF YOU, BEEYOTCH
Ulquiorra: NO ONE CARES ABOUT YOU, SEXTA
Grimmjaw: YOU DO
Grimmjaw: YOU SO WANT ME TO TOP YOU AGAIN
Ulquiorra: I DO NOT
Ulquiorra: :|
Grimmjaw: YES YOU DO.
Kaien: No, we don't....oh Ulqui you swing that way?
Ulquiorra: I DO NOT
Ulquiorra: GO AWAY
Ulquiorra: NO
Ulquiorra: :|
Ulquiorra: I HATE YOU ALL
Rukia: He and the other Arrancar have some interesting nights, Kaien-dono.
Ulquiorra: SHUT IT, SHINIGAMI
Rukia: MAKE ME, ARRANCAR
Ulquiorra: I WILL
Rukia: OH HOLD ON. LET ME GO GET MOMOSHIRO-SAN.
Ulquiorra: WTF DOES HE HAVE TO DO WITH THIS
Rukia: HE HAS SCREENCAPS
Ulquiorra: FROM WHAT
Grimmjaw: WTF YEAH, LEAVE HIM OUT OF THIS
Rukia: VALENTINE'S DAY
Grimmjaw: HE'S RETARDED
Ulquiorra: ...
Rukia: >D
Grimmjaw: SHE HAS NO EFFING CLUE WHAT HE'S TALKING ABOUT
Ulquiorra: I AM GOING TO DESTROY VALENTINE'S DAY
Ulquiorra: :|
Grimmjaw: IT WASN'T THAT BAD, PRIMERA
Rukia: OH BUT IT WAS SO SWEET, ARRANCAR.
Kaien: You don't like fun Ulqui. You've got problems.
Grimmjaw: YOU FUCKING LOOOOOVED IT
Ulquiorra: JKDFHKJDSFHSDHFS
Grimmjaw: :|
Ulquiorra: I DID NOT
Grimmjaw: YES YOU DID
Rukia: OH REALLY, GRIMMJAW?
Ulquiorra: STFU NOVENO
Grimmjaw: YOU BEGGED ME.
Aizen: YOUR REIATSU SAID OTHERWISE. :|
Ulquiorra: I
Ulquiorra: DID
Ulquiorra: NOT
Kaien: Apparently there is evidence otherwise, UL-QUI.
Rukia: BEGGING?
Grimmjaw: YES.
Grimmjaw: YOU DID.
Ulquiorra: ...THERE WAS NOTHING WRONG WITH MY REIATSU
Grimmjaw: NO, THERE WASN'T
Ulquiorra: SEXTA
Ulquiorra: SHUT UP
Rukia: KISSING/SNOGGING/SHAGGING, AS SIRIUS-SAN WOULD SAY?
Ulquiorra: THAT WIZARD IS AN IMBECILE
Grimmjaw: HE'S OKAY
Ulquiorra: ...ONCE HE KILLS THE HUMAN BOY HE WILL BE OKAY.
Grimmjaw: BUT REALLY
Rukia: YOUR BOYFRIEND THINKS OTHERWISE, ESPAMERA.
Grimmjaw: YOU LIKED THE SEX, ADMIT IT
Rukia: .................
Rukia: OH REALLY.
Ulquiorra: I DID NOT
Grimmjaw: YOU TOTALLY BEGGED ME TO TOP YOU
Rukia: ARRANCAR.
Ulquiorra: I
Ulquiorra: DID
Ulquiorra: NOT
Ulquiorra: SEXTA
Ulquiorra: SHUT
Ulquiorra: UP
Grimmjaw: YES
Grimmjaw: YOU
Grimmjaw: DID
Kaien: There is a written account proving you did.
Rukia: KAIEN-DONO, ARE YOU GETTING THIS?
Ulquiorra: WHAT
Ulquiorra: WHERE
Kaien: If you do not know, I will not tell you.
Rukia: Las Noches security cameras?
Ulquiorra: THERE IS NO WRITTEN ACOUNT OF ANYTHING
Kaien: Good luck, ULQUI.
Kaien: >)
Grimmjaw: PRIMERA IS IN DENIAL. :|
Aizen: We don't have security cameras :|
Ulquiorra: I AM NOT IN DENIAL
Grimmjaw: YES YOU ARE
Ulquiorra: I AM NOT
Aizen: You kind of are Ulqui
Grimmjaw: YES YOU ARE
Ulquiorra: ...I AM NOT, AIZEN-SAMA
Aizen: really :|
Ulquiorra: STFU SEXTA
Kaien: Well, I have some interrogating to do. Kuchiki, this way.
Grimmjaw: YOU WANT ME AGAIN, DON'T YOU?
Ulquiorra: NO
Grimmjaw: YES YOU DO
Ulquiorra: I DO NOT
Rukia: Interrogating, Kaien-dono? *folllows*
Aizen: ummm no, you really kind of are
Aizen: .......noveno.
Ulquiorra: AIZEN-SAMA. I AM NOT.
Kaien: Yes, Aizen?
Grimmjaw: FINE, IF YOU DON'T WANT ME, THEN YOU CAN'T HAVE ME
Aizen: "interrogating"?
Grimmjaw: i'M GONNA GO DO NAKED PUSHUPS
Ulquiorra: DO NOT LET NOVONO PROCREATE WITH A SHINIGAMI, AIZEN-SAMA.
Grimmjaw: PEACE.
Rukia: ....................
Rukia: WHAT?!
Kaien: Strictly business, of course.
Rukia: WHAT ARE THEY TALKING ABOUT, KAIEN-DONO?
Kaien: I have no idea :) Let's go Kuchiki.
Ulquiorra: NOVENO
Rukia: ................k.
Kaien: After I kill the emoticons.
Ulquiorra: YOU ARE A DISGRACE TO ALL ARRANCAR
Kaien: They are a disgrace to the world of humans [just one]
Grimmjaw: *DOES NAKED PUSHUPS*
Kaien: Look who's talking, 'top me' ulqui.
Ulquiorra: *POINTEDLY IGNORES*
Ulquiorra: SDKFHKSJDFHSD STFU NOVENO
Rukia: HEY ESPAMERA, YOUR BOYFRIEND SEEMS TO BE TRYING TO GET YOUR ATTENTION.
Ulquiorra: YOU TOO, SHINIGAMI
Ulquiorra: S
Ulquiorra: T
Ulquiorra: F
*** Ulquiorra has left the chat.
Grimmjaw: I AM NOT
Grimmjaw: I AM JUST DOING SITUPS
Grimmjaw: I MEAN PUSHUPS
Rukia: Hm. Were we too hard on him, Kaien-dono?
Grimmjaw: I'M DOING MY WORKOUT
*** Ulquiorra has joined the chat.
Kaien: No we're not
Ulquiorra: I HATE THE INTERNET
Rukia: Oh. He's back.
Aizen: WHY ARE ALL MY ESPADA HAVING RELATIONSHIPS THAT THEY THINK I DO NOT NOTICE. :|
Ulquiorra: WE ARE NOT HAVING A RELATIONSHIP :|
Grimmjaw: I WASN'T HIDING MINE. :|
Rukia: Because they think you're an idiot?
Ulquiorra: DJKHFKSDJFH SEXTA
Grimmjaw: i DON'T CARE IF YOU KNOW
Grimmjaw: I DON'T CARE
Grimmjaw: WHY DO YOU CARE
Kaien: I know you notice everything, but why say it out loud if you already know, Aizen?
Rukia: Speaking of which, Aizen.
Aizen: PRIMERA I already TOLD you you're in denial
Aizen: stfu Kuchiki
Rukia: Hinamori?
Rukia: :|
Aizen: what about her.
Aizen: :|
Grimmjaw: HAVE YOU TAPPED THAT YET?
Ulquiorra: YES, AIZN-SAMA
Aizen: ............................
Aizen: >:|
Ulquiorra: WE ARE NOT THE ONLY ONES WITH REIATSU
Grimmjaw: DUDE, PRIMERA, IF THEY GO BY REIATSU IT'D TOTES SEEM LIKE YOU TOPPED ME
Grimmjaw: SO WTF ARE YOU WORRIED ABOUT?
Ulquiorra: ...WHAT
Ulquiorra: I'M NOT WORRIED
Grimmjaw: WHO CARES IF YOU LIKE IT UP THE BUTT.
Grimmjaw: >.>
Ulquiorra: DKJFHSDKJFH STFU
Rukia: .......................
Aizen: ....................
Kaien: ...........I believe they call this 'tmi'
Aizen: iawtc
Rukia: Ya rly.
Ulquiorra: =__=
Kaien: :x
Rukia: Kaien-dono.
Rukia: Interrogation?
Aizen: No.
Grimmjaw: SEE? I DON'T CARE
Rukia: wtf are you on about, Aizen.
Ulquiorra: STFU KUCHIKI
Kaien: Ah well, Kuchiki, Aizen's orders then. (later we'll do it anyway) Have to listen to the top (until I betray them too:| )
Ulquiorra: *SHINIGAMI
Rukia: You're listening to Aizen now? :|
Rukia: Man. I should go back to Ichigo.
Ulquiorra: OF COURSE HE IS HE'S NOVENO YOU STUPID SHINIGAMI
Rukia: MAKE ME, ESPAMERA.
Rukia: WTFEVER
Ulquiorra: ALL OF YOU SHINIGAMI ARE RIDICULOUS
Grimmjaw: YEAH, YOU REALLY ARE KINDA DUMB, MIDGET-GAMI.
Ulquiorra: THIS HUMAN DEVICE IS RIDICULOUS
Ulquiorra: I AM GOING TO LEAVE NOW
Rukia: GO BACK TO SCREWING EACH OTHER, ARRANCAR
Rukia: S
Grimmjaw: COMING OVER?
Ulquiorra: STFU SHINIGAMI
Aizen: I should just tell kurosaki you've decided to join my army to procreate with noveno. -____-
Rukia: shut up, Aizen.
Ulquiorra: DON'T TALK LIKE THAT TO AIZEN-SAMA, SHINIGAMI
Rukia: Nobody was talking to you.
Aizen: does the truth hurt kuchiki?
Rukia: OR ELSE WHAT
Ulquiorra: AND YOU BE QUIET SEXTA
Grimmjaw: YOU COULDN'T CHOOSE BETWEEN THEM IN THE ANON MEME
Rukia: ................
Grimmjaw: YOU DON'T LOVE ICHIGO BEST
Rukia: ............
Kaien: I am glad to hear this.
Grimmjaw: OTHERWISE IT WOULDV'E BEEN EASY TO ANSWER
Ulquiorra: SO THE SHINIGAMI HAS FALLEN IN LOVE WITH AN ARRANCAR
Rukia: WTF KIND OF A LAMEASS ASKED THAT QUESTION ANYWAYS
Ulquiorra: PATHETIC
Rukia: AND YOU FELL IN LOVE WITH YOUR INFERIOR
Rukia: POINT?
Ulquiorra: I AM NOT IN LOVE WITH HIM
Grimmjaw: HE'S NOT IN LOVE WITH ME
Grimmjaw: HE JUST LIKES IT WHEN I TOP HIM
Grimmjaw: SEX =/= LOVE
Ulquiorra: DAMMIT SEXTA STFU
Aizen: *Facepalm*
Aizen: :|
Ulquiorra: >.>
Rukia: Aizen. THIS is your army?
Ulquiorra: SHUT UP SHINIGAMI
Rukia: OR WHAT
Ulquiorra: YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW SHUNPO
Aizen: Kuchiki. Shut up. You were the one trying to go off to a corner to make out with noveno.
Rukia: He said he had questions to ask.
Rukia: :|
Grimmjaw: I COULD TOTES KICK YOUR ASS, TEENY-GAMI.
Ulquiorra: ...HA
Rukia: ............
Aizen: questions. right. you're dense.
Ulquiorra: YOU ARE PROBABLY SMALLER THAN I WAS WHEN I WAS "CHIBI"
Rukia: SHUT THE HELL UP. WEREN'T YOU TRYING TO GET THAT OTHER ARRANCAR INTO BED WITH YOU, GRIMMJAW?
Grimmjaw: YOUR ARMY IS FULL OF LOVESICK FOOLS ANYWAY
Ulquiorra: NO HE WAS NOT
Grimmjaw: WHAT OTHER ARRANCAR?
Rukia: THE ONE WHO IS IN DENIAL, IDIOT.
Grimmjaw: I DO NOT "TRY"
Rukia: SO IS HE IN BED WITH YOU, THEN?
Ulquiorra: I AM NOT IN DENIAL
Ulquiorra: NOT
Ulquiorra: ANOTHER
Ulquiorra: WORD
Ulquiorra: SEXTA
Rukia: ................
Rukia: LAPTOPS?
Ulquiorra: NO
Rukia: THAT'S KIND OF GROSS, YOU KNOW.
Ulquiorra: YOU ARE AN IDIOT
Kaien: The ninth must take leave right now. I shall return soon, whether you like it or not. Aizen, I have a report for you later.
Kaien: Kuchiki, at some other point in time.
Rukia: I HAVE YET TO HEAR A DENIAL, ARRANCAR
Grimmjaw: WHAT'S GROSS???
Ulquiorra: IT HAD BETTER BE A GOOD ONE
Ulquiorra: OF WHAT, SHINIGAMI?
Rukia: ......................okay, Kaien-dono. ;_______;
Rukia: A DENIAL ABOUT WHETHER YOU TWO ARE TYPING THESE MESSAGES FROM THE SAME BED
Ulquiorra: WE AREN'T
Rukia: MMHMM
Ulquiorra: STFU
Rukia: *smirks*
Ulquiorra: IHU ALL
Aizen: Kuchiki. >:|
Aizen: stfu.
Ulquiorra: T_T
Rukia: 'sup Aizen. :|
Kaien: Good luck with.....these......ones....Aizen. -_- ::disappears::
Aizen: at least Grimmjaw and Ulquiorra stick to one love interest.
Ulquiorra: KJFHDKSJFH AIZEN-SAMA
Rukia: ..............
Ulquiorra: I AM NOT IN LOVE WITH HIM
Rukia: So. Love interest.
Aizen: Close enough, primera
Ulquiorra: DHFKJSHF IT IS NOT
Grimmjaw: NO, WE'RE IN SEPARATE ROOMS
Grimmjaw: AND WHO SAYS THAT PRIMERA IS MY ONLY LOVE INTEREST?
Ulquiorra: ...WHAT?
Grimmjaw: NOT LOVE
Grimmjaw: WAIT
Rukia: ...................
Grimmjaw: JUST SE
Grimmjaw: X
Grimmjaw: HEH
Aizen: From the thread in his journal where you said you just wanted him? I do READ those by the way
Rukia: Right. That's believable.
Ulquiorra: ..................
Grimmjaw: OKAY SO AT THIS PARTICULAR MOMENT
Grimmjaw: JUST HIM.
Grimmjaw: BUT LAST WEEK.
Grimmjaw: >.>
Ulquiorra: ...WHAT DID YOU DO LAST WEEK
Aizen: last week?
Grimmjaw: NOTHING
Aizen: tell us about last week, sexta.
Grimmjaw: NOTHING!
Rukia: You're a horrible liar, Grimm.
Grimmjaw: AND YOU'RE A MIDGET.
Grimmjaw: :|
Ulquiorra: *SNORT*
Rukia: Oh because I haven't heard that one before.
Rukia: Try again.
Grimmjaw: WHY ARE YOU EVEN HERE?
Rukia: Kicks?
Ulquiorra: YES. GO AWAY, SHINIGAMI.
Grimmjaw: YOUR 'KAIEN-DONO' LEFT
Aizen: yarly, kuchiki
Aizen: you aren't even supposed to be able to get to las noches
Rukia: Hm.
Rukia: No.
Aizen: wtf.
Rukia: :D
*** Kaien left the chat.
Aizen: and I know Momo didn't invite you.
Aizen: she's in hawaii.
Aizen: without me. >:|
Grimmjaw: YOU CALL HER MOMO?
Grimmjaw: CUUUUTE.
Rukia: She's probably looking at hot surfer guys, Aizen.
Aizen: ...sexta.
Rukia: As we speak.
Ulquiorra: ...I'm sure she'll return, Sir
Grimmjaw: YES, SIR?
Ulquiorra: stfu shinigami
Aizen: ...kuchiki.
Rukia: Yes? :D
Aizen: shut. up.
Rukia: What? You think she would spend a week on the beach and not oggle at some Hawaiian guys?
Aizen: Yes. I have perfect confidence in her loyalty.
Ulquiorra: You walk a thin line, shinigami.
Rukia: Go back to your lover, Arrancar.
Aizen: it's unfortunate that kurosaki can't feel the same about you
Grimmjaw: I DON'T GET WHY YOU GUYS HAVEN'T JSUT STABBER HER YET.
Grimmjaw: BUT THAT COULD JSUT BE ME
Rukia: I didn't say she would sleep with them. Just oggle.
Rukia: wtf is that supposed to mean.
Rukia: I like how you can't spell, Grimm.
Grimmjaw: *STABBEDE
Ulquiorra: He. Is not. My lover.
Grimmjaw: -E
Grimmjaw: WTF EVER
Grimmjaw: I DON'T CARE
Aizen: you can't decide between noveno and kurosaki.
Aizen: if he isn't your lover, primera, what do you refer to each other as? i'm curious.
Rukia: .....wtf. Do all of you at Las Noches come up with these scenarios together?
Ulquiorra: ...He is Sexta.
Aizen: ..ulquiorra. -_-
Rukia: He's romantic, that one.
Ulquiorra: What?
Grimmjaw: Okay so I'm tired of using all caps
Aizen: he's not just sexta if you're having sex with him.
Ulquiorra: He is.
Grimmjaw: Why not?
Rukia: What if he was kicked out of the Espada?
Ulquiorra: ...He was.
Rukia: ....huh. Color me shocked.
Grimmjaw: Yeah, I totally was.
Grimmjaw: haha.
Aizen: kuchiki. shut up. you're not even supposed to be here. go... get some tea or something -_-
Grimmjaw: BUT I'M BACK, BITCHESSS
Rukia: ....tea?
Rukia: I'm just saying. If he was kicked out again. What would you call him then, Arrancar?
Aizen: ...tea, yes, that's what we have at the espada meetings.
Aizen: :|
Ulquiorra: ...Arrancar
Rukia: ....which differentiates him from you and the others....how?
Ulquiorra: It doesn't.
Rukia: So you could be talking about Nell.
Grimmjaw: It doesn't matter if we're one-on-one, then, does it?
Aizen: you're having sex with a subordinate and just think it's nothing, primera?
Rukia: That's kind of gross.
Ulquiorra: ...No.
Ulquiorra: I don't see why it has to be anything more, Aizen-sama.
Grimmjaw: BRB
Rukia: Hm. Ichigo calls. Have fun sorting out your love affairs.
Aizen: I'm not implying it is romance, if that's what you mean, but it shouldn't be nothing.
Aizen: are you going to mention to him that you were visiting noveno or are you leaving that part out?
Ulquiorra: Why not?
Rukia: .............
Aizen: it's irresponsible.
Rukia: I was not here solely visiting Kaien-dono.
Rukia: I came to..............talk to Hinamori-san.
Aizen: ...she's in hawaii, kuchiki.
Ulquiorra: You are a pathetic liar, shinigami.
Rukia: Well yes. Now that I've come here, I realize this.
Aizen: and i am reasonably certain you didn't come to see me or the espada.
Aizen: then why did you stay?
Rukia: How do you know? Me and the emo Arrancar. SUCH close friends.
Ulquiorra: Shut up.
Rukia: <3
Ulquiorra: Rukia: A bouquet of flowers with a ribbon through it?
Rukia: FOR ME?
Ulquiorra: -__-
Rukia: Been there, done that, Arrancar. :D
Ulquiorra: Go away.
Rukia: Will do. Expect me back for tea tomorrow.
Rukia: <3
Rukia: *disappears*
Ulquiorra: We need better security, sir.
Aizen: what gave her the idea she was invited to have tea with us
Ulquiorra: Noveno.
Aizen: ...i will be having a talk with him
Ulquiorra: Thank you, lord.
Aizen: about these "interrogations" and such. -____-
Aizen: interrogations.
Aizen: hardly.
Ulquiorra: He is jeapordizing your safety.
Aizen: I don't think kuchiki's presence is enough for me to be concerned for my safety, primera, she's not even a seated officer, but I will be talking to him nonetheless -___-
Aizen: where did sexta go?
Ulquiorra: Lord.
Ulquiorra: I'm not sure.
Ulquiorra: Can you not sense him?
Aizen: ..No. :|
Aizen: shouldn't you know where he is? given your relationship and all.
Ulquiorra: ...We do not have a relationship.
Aizen: i think a steady sex partner merits some sort of relationship.
Ulquiorra: It is physical only. There are no emotions involved.
Aizen: then it's a physical relationship. it's still a relationship.
Ulquiorra: ...I do not think it is a relationship, sir.
Aizen: I think you just do not want to admit it. :|
Ulquiorra: I would not lie, sir. >.>
Aizen: probably not. but you do tend to dodge direct answers when it's convenient.
Aizen: so I suppose when I asked you if you where romantically involved with sexta
Aizen: and you said no
Aizen: you didn't "understand" romantic also implies a sexual relationship?
Aizen: :|||||
Ulquiorra: ...Romantic also implies love, sir.
Ulquiorra: >.>
Aizen: it also implies sex. which you and sexta have done.
Ulquiorra: ...Sir. <.<
Aizen: so.
Aizen: relationship.
Ulquiorra: v.v
Aizen: thank you, primera. :|
Ulquiorra: ...Sir. >.>
Ulquiorra: ...Though I must admit, I fail to see why it matters to you. Sir.
Aizen: it doesn't, really, except that you're my subordinates and that a developing relationship could affect your work, so actually it does matter.
Ulquiorra: ...It will not develop, sir.
Aizen: it has already. it started out with you trying to "cure" sexta, didn't it? and now it is a steady sexual relationship. that's development.
Aizen: :||
Ulquiorra: ...>.>
Ulquiorra: It will not develop any further.
Aizen: how can you be sure of that?
Ulquiorra: Because there is nothing more that it could or ever would develop into.
Aizen: how can you be sure of that? :|
Ulquiorra: ...Because. >.>
Aizen: ..Primera, that was the lamest response you have given me all night.
Aizen: :|
Ulquiorra: What else do you possibly think it could develop into, lord?
Aizen: attachment. or affection.
Ulquiorra: ...No.
Aizen: you went from hating each other to having sex with each other.
Ulquiorra: I still hate him.
Aizen: ...and you're still having sex with him?
Aizen: ._______.;;
Ulquiorra: >.>
Aizen: primera.
Aizen: that does not make sense.
Ulquiorra: Sir?
Ulquiorra: <.<
Ulquiorra: It feels good?
Aizen: ...............
Ulquiorra: Sir?
Aizen: >.>
Aizen: <.<
Ulquiorra: .__.
Aizen: Ulquiorra.
Aizen: That is strange.
Ulquiorra: ?
Aizen: you hate him. but he gives you good sex. so you have sex with him.
Aizen: That's terrible. :|
Ulquiorra: ...Why?
Aizen: ......what do you mean WHY.
Ulquiorra: Why is that terrible?
Aizen: you're using him for his body. :| one of my ESPADA.
Ulquiorra: Yes, and? o.o
Aizen: .......Do you think that because he is your subordinate that you can just use him for sex?
Aizen: and doesn't he have feelings for you.. or something.
Ulquiorra: ...I see no reason why I shouldn't. And he's told me he doesn't. >.>
Aizen: he kept saying he wanted you.
Aizen: and didn't know why.
Aizen: those could be feelings of some sort.
Ulquiorra: ...
Aizen: what? :|
Ulquiorra: ...What do you expect me to do about them? >.>
Aizen: ...I never told you to do anything about them.
Ulquiorra: Then I will ignore them. :|
Aizen: ....... :| so you're still going to take advantage of him.
Ulquiorra: Should I not? >.>
Aizen: even if you hate him. and he might love you. you'll still have sex with him because it feels good. :||||
Aizen: Why am I trying to teach morals to my espada. -___-
Ulquiorra: ...He does not love me, Sir.
Aizen: assuming he does. then what?
Ulquiorra: ...
Ulquiorra: What would you suggest, sir.
Aizen: I'm not going to solve problems for you, ulquiorra. :|
Ulquiorra: v.v
Aizen: whats with that face? >:\
Ulquiorra: I don't think he loves me. So I see no problem to solve. >.>
Aizen: ...we will continue this conversation tomorrow. at tea with kuchiki and noveno and sexta.
Ulquiorra: ...
Aizen: i am going to go try to get to hawaii.
Aizen: you are irritating me. :|
Ulquiorra: ...You could shunpo there?
Ulquiorra: Sir. v.v