Byakuya & Rukia log
Log is private; No characters were there to see, etc. etc.
HICKEY LOG. :O
Who: Bya and Rukia
What: Walking and running into each other and AWKWARD. LOTS AND LOTS OF AWKWARD. ORITE. And they discover hickeys. On each other. And then they DIE from the AWKWARD.
Where: At the park
When: The night of Rukia's birthday after she caught Bya and Ura MAKING OUT HARDXCORE in Ichigo's living room
Notes: + It's a bit.................long? >.>
+ Kuchiki siblings win. SERIOUSLY.
+ You wish you could inner monologue as well as Di and I can. :|
Bya: *leaves Urahara's shop to walk back to Rukia's because even though he was CAUGHT MAKING OUT, he's still all gentleman-ly and wants to fix things* *oh. and he's forgotten that he has a hickey ahahahaha*
Rukia: *tosses and turns in bed after makeouts because AHHHHH NII-SAMA AND URAHARA MAKING OUT AND JASHDKHADUK KGE AHHHHHH emotional trauma :|* *sighs and decides to go for a walk, hoping that the cold air will help calm her down*
Bya: *is halfway to the Kurosaki household when he sees none other than Rukia walking towards him and stops suddenly* *is probably wearing all black too and hidden in the shadows, yeah?*
Rukia: *walking, walking, grumbling, walking* *stops as she senses a presence nearby* Who's there?
Bya: *clears his throat and steps more under the street lamp* *looks completely in the OTHER DIRECTION*
Rukia: *.....................stops* ........................Nii-sama. *a facial expression somewhere between O.O and akljsdkashdkuaheg kaegfkuagefkuage fkuagef*
Bya: *looks over finally and Rukia's facial expression is the first he's seen of the sort and it kind of weirds him out* ...............Rukia.
Rukia: *well of course it's the first one he's seen of the sort. most of the expressions he sees go from O.O --> :| in his presence or look like this: ^__^* ........wh-why are you still here?
Bya: *that's not what he means. a cross between O.O and slkdjflksdjfslkjdf is pretty hard to pull off* ....I.... *more awkward is piled on* ...... Is there somewhere we can talk?
Rukia: *Rukia's talented like that, you know.* .......we---er. There's a.....park nearby, if you're all right with staying outside.........Nii-sama.
Bya: *....Sure* ....A park would be fine. *except he doesn't know the way so he just stands there* *waiting*
Rukia: *starts leading the way* ...........*awkward silence*
Bya: *walks along* .......... *with hands in pockets* ........ *trying to think about how to approach the topic of "SORRY I MADE OUT ON YOUR BOYFRIENDS COUCH"*
Rukia: *walks along* ................*eyes everywhere but near Nii-sama* .........*trying to think about how to approach the topic of "AHHHHH YOU MADE OUT WITH URAHARA ON MY BOYFRIEND'S COUCH!"*
Bya: *keeps walking* ....... *wonders if they're there yet* ........ *wonders again* .......... *hasn't really thought of anything useful so assumes he's screwed* .... *yay*
Rukia: *keeps walking as well* ..........*they're ALMOST there* ..........*could quite possibly die of the awkward* .........*Kuchiki communication FTW??*
Bya: *doesn't know they're almost there* ......... *pretty much breathing in awkward now* ......... *hey, for all you know, those dots could be morse code but we just don't know morse code*
Rukia: *can see the park now, thank god* .............*could take a bath in the awkward, srsly* ....................*this is true. we should get on that. we could be missing some serious kuchiki sibling AWESOME there.*
Bya: *wonders if that's the park, THANK GOD* ....... *jacuzzi of awkward* ...... *my best guess is that they're trading baking secrets*
Rukia: *starts walking faster, thinking the park could prove itself a little useful and come at them FASTER, geez* ..........*crickets chirping and birds tweeting and all that shite, but no talk otherwise lullllz* .......*is THAT what it is? man, those must be some mean muffins they make on Sundays*
Bya: *doesn't really change his pace, just takes bigger strides which is like... how he walks normally hahaha* ........ *didn't know birds tweeted at night* ...... *you know it would be really tragic if they don't get over the awkward, because their dreams of having a weekly baking show would be lost forever* ..... *which sucks because SOMEONE NEEDS TO BRING DOWN RACHAEL RAY*
Rukia: *has to almost run to keep up with Nii-sama, wtf. short people ftw, srsly* .......*oh they do. karakura city is hardxcore, man* ..........*I don't think they could take more crushed dreams. not after NBC turned down their Kuchiki Talk Show to follow Oprah. Sad things, man.* ......*SRSLY. Talk about having a monopoly on the food network, geez.*
Bya: *FINALLY REACHES A BENCH GOOD GOD* *sits down - awkwardly* *you know Oprah paid the NBC producers because she knew the Kuchiki show would be an even bigger success* ........ *FREAKING RACHAEL RAY ON ALL THE NABISCO PRODUCTS >O*
Rukia: *BENCH OMG YUS *__** *sits down as well and gulps because MAN they're going to have to start a conversation soon, aren't they?* *I KNOW. Freaking Oprah. Where's the Kuchiki love? Seriously?* ......*GET OUT OF MY FOOD, RACHEL RAY. SRSLY.*
Bya: *insert looooooooooooooong silence* *Oprah wore like, a Chanel dress to S. Africa - WHO DOES THAT* ...... *clears his throat*
Rukia: *Oprah apparently. Way to support the Africans, Miss Thing. :|* ....*looks up awkwardly at Nii-sama* S-so you haven't.....gone back to Soul Society....yet.
Bya: *She didn't even build that school by herself. Pfffft.* ... *clears his throat again* ........ No. I... *pauses for DRAMATIC EFFECT* ... wanted to apologize.
Rukia: *stares at him more even though she REALLY doesn't want to ahaha :|* .........apolo-- I-- er-- Y-you don't have to...........*trails off into awkward silence because she's REMEMBERING THE VISIONS OF HORROR.*
Bya: *feels Rukia's awkwardness BURNING INTO HIS SKIN* ....... I should not have.... *thinks about how he should finish that sentence and basically FAILS* ... I am sorry that you... saw... that. *HAHAHAHAHAHA OH AWKWARD*
Rukia: *is kind of being SUFFOCATED by the awkward* .......you and................Urahara..............were kind of..........................making.....................out on.........................the..................er............couch. *WANTS TO DIE KTHXBAI*
Bya: O_____________________O *can't believe she SAID THAT* ................. I - we... sort of .... yes. *really really really REALLY wants to just slap his hand over his face*
Rukia: *BRIIIIIIIIIIIIIGHT RED* *WELL SOMEBODY HAD TO STOP BEATING AROUND THE FREAKING BUSH* ..............what if.........Kurosaki-san had...............................gone to the..............room before............me? Or....................one of Ichigo's............................sisters? *really really really REALLY wants to DIIIIIIIE*
Bya: *IS SO COMPLETELY MORTIFIED OMG OMG OMG* *CAN'T BELIEVE HE'S BEING LECTURED BY HIS SISTER SRSLY* ........ You are right. I should have... been more responsible. *doesn't attempt to give an excuse because doesn't think "YOU KNOW URAHARA IS JUST VERY PERSUASIVE" would fly*
Rukia: *YOU KNOW WHAT'D BE FUNNY? AND BY FUNNY I MEAN UTTERLY MORTIFYING? A SAFE-SEX TALK. JUST SAYING.* .......I--You---er................*looks at Bya awkwardly and then eye suddenly spies something* .........*blinks* ..........Nii-sama, what is.................that...............on your............................neck?
Bya: *OMG A SEX TALK FROM RUKIA TO BYA WOULD BE THE BEST THING IN THE WORLD. AND BY BEST THING I MEAN THAT BYA WOULD BASICALLY DIE ON THE SPOT* ...Hn? *thinks..... neck? what about my neck?* ... *reaches up and then FREAKS OUT BECAUSE WTF IS THAT SLDKFJLKDSJFJKDF NOW HE'S GOING TO KILL URAHARA* O__________O .......... That... this.... a.... bug... bite? O____O
Rukia: *AAAAAAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAAAAAAA I THINK THAT BYA WOULDN'T BE THE ONLY ONE, YOU KNOW. "Be................safe...................Nii.............sama? o_________o"* ........................................that is a............................big...............bug bite..................then. O_________________________O
Bya: *"KUCHIKI SIBLINGS FOUND MORTIFIED TO DEATH IN KARAKURA CITY PARK TODAY - MORE DETAILS AT SIX"* .......... This gigai could be allergic.... and... *turns more toward Rukia so he can HIDE THE HICKEY DSLJF* ................. *stops and stares* ...... *then points at Rukia's neck* ..... You have one too. :|
Rukia: *Yeah that whole Global Warming thing? AIDS? Children starving in Africa? No. Totes not as breaking news. :|* ..................................................................................................................................................................................................I..................what------- *blushes FURIOUSLY and quickly claps hand over neck akjsdhkasu dgkaug efkaegfkuagef ICHIGO ajksdkuasgdkuagkfug ugads gakegukegfkagef*
Bya: *nothing is ever as important as a Kuchiki sex talk CLEARLY* ................................................................................................................................................................................ *looks away again and sits. in silence. and awkwardness. and WOOOOOOOOW*
Rukia: .........................................................................................*can't really......formulate any words now......except ajskhdkashdkuasdgk uafkug kwufgak gfkaegfkuaekfua geukg aefjkgaekufg kafug akfug kafgkuafg NII-SAMA JUST CAUGHT MY HICKEY AND AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH sajdhkashdkua gkugae wukae fku gaek fgakefg kagfkuagf*...................*we could probably auction the awkward off on eBay, you know.*
Bya: .............. This is........ *clearly has absolutely NO WORDS because WTF WTF WTF and MAN THIS REALLY REALLY SUCKS* ............ *their awkwardness is priceless*
Rukia: ..........................................I----..............We---.........................*Rukia: "Can I die yet please? ;______;"* ..............*so like. it's the next MasterCard commercial?*
Bya: ...................................................................................... Was your party enjoyable? *THIS IS THE WORST CONVERSATION EVER* ........ *clearly. VISA? What? Who cares about Visa. It's all about the mastercard*
Rukia: .....................................................it......................was. Did............................you....................enjoy yourself? *Why did we think they would ACTUALLY talk? -_____-*
Bya: ............................. I..... did. *WELL YOU CAN TURN IT SERIOUS GEEZ*
Rukia: ...............Nii-sama.............you and.............Urahara--................... *THERE GEEZ >O*
Bya: .......... Yes...? *YEAH GEE OKAY I KNEW THAT WAS HARD :| :| :|* I... spoke with him. He will not be going to Ichigo's house anymore.
Rukia: .............it's not...........that..........I mean...........*awkward awkward la la la~~* ............. are you two.....................that.........................................serious?
Bya: O___O *the change of topic makes him UNEAAAASY* .........I............ do not know. *YES HE KNOWS HE FAILS* ..... Half the time... I think I am out of my mind, Rukia. *AWWWWWWW BYA IS CUTE RIGHT?? RIGHT???? YOU KNOW I'M RIGHT*
Rukia: *the change of topic makes her want TO DIE, but alas. change it must. >.>* I........see. *DUDE. YES HE DOES. 8|* Out of........your mind......Nii-sama? *ajklsdkaushd AWWWWWWWWWW. BYAAAAAAAAA. :3*
Bya: *This inner monologue stuff seems so wrong when Bya's all 'wtf, I might be in a relationshp with Urahara'* You... think it is horrible, am I correct?
Rukia: *Dude. He IS in a relationship with Ura. GTFover it, Bya. >.>* I...........it does not matter.........what I think........Nii-sama.
Bya: *I know that. You know that. SO WHAT IF HE'S DIFFICULT AND LKSDJF :|* It matters. I would like to know. *OOOOOH LOOK THEY"RE "COMMUNICATING" WIN, RIGHT?*
Rukia: *Laaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaame. :| :| :|* It--I......why? *ER. SURE??*
Bya: *STFU. Bya's angsty lameness is nowhere near the level of Rukia & Co's angsty lameness :| :| :| What. I went there.* I... care more about what you think than you probably realise. *BROTHER-SISTER BONDING WHEEE!!!!*
Rukia: *RUKIA HASN'T BEEN ANGSTY IN AGES. STFU YOURSELF. >O* I--even in.......these.....matters? *AWWWW KUCHIKI SIBLINGS *___* *
Bya: *Yeah well. The angst she did go through was enough to last her for yeaaaaaaaars* I was vocal about your relationship with Ichigo even when I should not have been. *OH IS THAT AN ALMOST-SMILE, OH I THINK IT IS LOOK HOW AWESOME BYA IS : DDDDD* Perhaps it is your turn.
Rukia: *OH STFU. BYA WAS ANGSTY FOR AGES BEFORE TOO. OR DO I NEED TO PULL OUT SOME BYARENJI QUOTES? HMMMMMM??* ..........*ajksdhkaushd he mentioned ICHIGO ajsdhkajshd whyyyy ;___;* ......but that is.....different Nii-sama. You are of a higher position than I am. *AWWWW BYAAAAAAAAAAA. :3* I....think that you....should do as.....you please.
Bya: *: |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||| OH HELL NO BIOTCH. DUN EVEN GO THERE.* ... *AND WHAT'S WRONG WITH MENTIONING ICHIGO. HE HASN'T SAID ANYTHING SINCE, HAS HE? HE'S PERFECTLY FINE WITH IT GEEZ.* Am I that intimidating? *BYA IS FULL OF WIN ALL THE TIME* .... Is that really what you think? Your dislike for Urahara is not a secret.
Rukia: *OH WHAT IF I DO. WHAAAAAAAAAT. :|* .....*THAT WAS HER, NOT ME YOU DUNDERHEAD.* N-no, that's not what I mean, Nii-sama. *.......riiiiiiiiiiight. EXCEPT WHEN HE'S SUCKING FACE WITH URA ON THE LIVING ROOM COUCH >O* It is not up to me....to keep you from....what you want, Nii-sama.
Bya: *THEN YOU WOULD BE A HUGE MEANIEBUTT ;__;* ... *......STFU THESE INNER MONOLOGUES ARE DIFFICULT TO FOLLOW. >O* I did not say that I would stop seeing him if you spoke against it. But you are being selective in your wording on purpose, that is clear. I would like to know why.
Rukia: *NO. ME? NEVER!!! 8DDDD* ...*UH.......HUH. :|* I am not being selective, Nii-sama....it's just...I'm not sure where I'm supposed to stand on such....issues.
Bya: *BE QUIET I DON'T WANT TO HEAR IT ANYMORE* You are not known for being soft on opinions, Rukia. Are you afraid of telling me?
Rukia: *........no DUH she's afraid of telling you. You almost let her die once smart one. :|* I--no that's not....it at all. But what purpose would it serve, really? I would like.....for you to be happy. That is all.
Bya: *YOU KNOW. YOU JUST HAVE TO DIG THAT ONE OUT EVERY. SINGLE. TIME. IT GETS OLD YOU KNOW* ...*SIGHS and turns more towards Rukia* You do not like even the thought of me conversing with him, do you? Or is the annoyance you direct towards him online merely an act?
Rukia: *I know. BUT IT'S TOTES TRUFAX SO HA. HAAAAAAAA. 8||* Urahara.......I have reason to be.....uneasy around him. And he does irritate me, I will not deny it. But....that should not matter. This is not about me, Nii-sama.
Bya: *M'KAY Someone needs to go take some spelling tests again* No, it is not. It is about me. *looks at Rukia DIRECTLY oh man* You have said many times that you only want happiness for me. But realistically, do you believe I am wasting my time?
Rukia: *NUHUH. MY VOCAB IS HARDxCORE AWESOME. DON'T JOKE* *DOESN'T LOOK AT BYA WHAT NOW.* Why would you be wasting your time......Nii-sama?
Bya: *.....STOP PUTTING RANDOM X's EVERYWHERE >O* *Oh burn. Bya is wounded.* That is what I do not know. You are the outsider, and thus why you are being asked. *keeps staring, let's see how long rukia can last*
Rukia: *WHY. DO YOU HAVE A PHOBIA OF X'S? :OOO* Why would I know anything.....? You and Urahara are the ones........whose.....feelings matter. *freaky stalker Bya much? v.v*
Bya: *YES I HAVE XENOPHOBIA OMGGGGG >O* ...........*decides to GIVE UP since Rukia is being SO DIFFICULT GOD* ... He is... oddly endearing in his own way. *FINE THEN. Looks away.*
Rukia: *AHAHAH. Badumchee. :|* ........*HAHAHHA RUKIA 1 BYA 0. WHATNOW* I......see. Well you......would know, Nii-sama. *wonders if she should ask the next question* I-is it........what you.......feel for Urahara...........is it like-- *cowards out* does it make you....happy?
Bya: *...wtf is badumchee* ..... *OH WHATEVER. RUKIA'S SO LAME.* .......*blinks at Rukia because he swears she was going to ask something else* ...... He does not make me unhappy.
Rukia: *......um. A sound. Like. I dunno. You know at the end of something not funny and they clang on a cymbal thingy? Like...that....or something. >.>* ....*LIKE BROTHER LIKE SISTER. :||* ......*she was. But than she didn't. >.>* ....what do you......feel............around........him?
Bya: *....wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooow okay* ... *she could stand to be different, you know* .... *but no, she continues being lame* ... *doesn't like this question at all because he's been trying not to think about it so way to go Rukia :|* ..... I feel normal. *wonders if Rukia gets it because you know Bya is DEEP :|*
Rukia: *she is. she's short. :|* ....*Rukia brings all the hard questions to the yard. :|* .......normal? If you felt normal.......Nii-sama, then you wouldn't have.........been.........kissing........Urahara. *....or he's LAME.*
Bya: *....your puns are horrible* ... *AND SHE FAILS AT INTERPRETING THE ANSWERS LSDJKF* ... *is actually somewhat amused now* ... So you believe I am not normal for... seeing him. *okay amused plus awkward*
Rukia: *I WASN'T BEING PUNNY. NOT INTENTIONALLY. DDD:* ...*HOW? I'M CONFUSED NOW. ALKSJDASDJ* I.....no....that isn't what I meant, Nii-sama. I meant that there must be something....different there. *awkwaaaaaaaaaaaaaard >.>*
Bya: *oh suuuure* ... *AUGH YOU ARE CLEARLY JUST AS BAD* ... And I meant normal in the way that he does not treat me as a Kuchiki. He does not find me intimidating, and certainly does not only say what I wish to hear.
Rukia: *WELL ENLIGHTEN ME, LAMEFACE* ....*OH. That. WELL HOW WAS SHE/I SUPPOSED TO KNOW?* Oh I......see. If that is.....the case, Nii-sama then........what does it matter? Why are we even having this....discussion? *tries to smile up at him* I will......accept it......as long as it makes you happy.
Bya: *PFFFFFFFT. WHAT KIND OF READING BETWEEN THE LINES ARE YOU DOING?* I only wanted to know what your thoughts were. If you had legitimate concerns rather than simply being... *clears his throat* ... scarred. >.> *puts a hand on Rukia's head and nods* *AWWWWWWW*
Rukia: *I DON'T READ IN BETWEEN THE LINES. THERE ARE NO WORDS THERE.* ..............**SNORTS* No rly? :|* I have no....legitimate concerns about....Urahara that I can....see, Nii-sama. And you are more than able to hold your ground against someone like.....him. *appreciates that he recognizes how SCARRED SHE WAS AFLKSAHF* *AWWWWWW BYA <3<3*
Bya: *No, it's 'cause you have NO TALENT IN THE ART OF SUBTLETY* .... *stfu*... Then I shall take your word for it. *stands up from bench* It is late, Rukia. You should return to Ichigo's. *WHEE BYA*
Rukia: *YOUR FACE HAS NO TALENT IN THE ART OF SUBTLETY* *stands up too* It is. I think maybe.......I can sleep now. *looks up at her brother* Will you be........returning to Soul Society.........tonight?
Bya: *.... so not impressed or insulted* *starts walking back since this time he knows the way* Most likely. *glances at Rukia* Was there something you needed first?
Rukia: *stfu. SRSLY. STFU.* *follows behind him since they have a little bit to go before their paths diverge* I...well-- *pauses and wonders how to ask* I was wondering if........maybe........it would be best for.........all of us to...........perhaps............spend some.........................time.........................................together.
Bya: *Whatever. I'm not the one with the lack of skillllllllllllls* *slows down a little, surprised by Rukia's question* I.... would not be opposed to that. Do you have something in mind?
Rukia: *totally NOT setting up ANOTHER crack log if THAT'S what you guys are thinking. SRSLY. NOT AT ALLLLLLLLLLL.* .........*fidgets a little* Maybe...........*wonders what in Soul Society could have possessed her to come up with this plan* .....you and.....I and......Ichigo and...................................urahara...........could go...........spend time together...........at dinner or...............something. Sometime. .........if you aren't against it.
Bya: *OF COURSE NOT. WHY WOULD WE DO SUCH A THING. THESE CRACK LOGS ARE PAINFUL FOR US YOU KNOW.* .... *and now they're back on the sidewalk where they're supposed to part ways except Byakuya is looking at Rukia sort of all "SRSLY?"* ...... I - no, I am not. If you are sure that is what you would like, then it would not be a problem at all. *except is thinking "WTF RUKIA YOU JUST INVITED URAHARA TO DINNER"*
Rukia: *SO PAINFUL OMG. LIKE. I AM IN SEVERE PAIN. ....no. really. well okay, that might be because I fell down brick steps but SHHHHH. >.>* ....*and Rukia's kind of all FLAIL WTF WHY DID I SAY THAT ASLJKAS* I--...........*if it's what she wants? a dinner with Nii-sama AND Ichigo AND Urahara? Call the mental facilities PLS* ......I think that it might........be a.......good idea. To spend......some time together. All....of us. *except is thinking "OMG DID I JUST INVITE URAHARA TO DINNER?!?!?!??!?!"*
Bya: *....I think it's because you slipped on the ice and fell down the stairs too.* *stares at Rukia for a few seconds juuuuust in case she wants to back out* .... Then... alright. We can decide on a date later. *thinks that this is suuuuuch a horrible idea and is internally facepalming* Go home and get some rest.
Rukia: *........I AM STILL SORE AND BRUISED YOU LAMEFACE. WHERE'S THE LOVE? ;____;* *she does. but she won't. Kuchiki stubborness FTW* A................date. O.O Er. I mean. Right. *thinks she might want to end up killing herself soon and WHY OH WHY didn't she she just suggest another AFTERNOON OF BAKING MUFFINS? AUGH.* All right. And.....have a....safe trip back to....Soul Society....Nii-sama. *kind of pseudo-smiles at him before taking the path back to Ichigo's*
Bya: *OH SUCK IT UP AND TAKE IT LIKE A MAN* Good night, Rukia. *watches her until she turns the corner before turning and walking back to Urahara's shop where I don't know what took place ^___^* *and I should sleep now, so I think this is the end whee!!!*
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