Byakuya & Rukia log
Log is private; No characters were there to see, etc. etc.
[[Well. Except for Urahara who was apparently SPYING on them, wtf, you stalker.]]
Who: Byakuya and Rukia
What: The Kuchikis want to bake muffins [NO. NOT RABID'S KINDS. GEEZ.]. And Rukia wants to yell at Bya about Ura. It's all good.
Where: Ichigo's kitchen
When: Friday evening, right before Ura and Bya's encounter.
Notes:
+ Where did Ichigo and his family go? NOBODY KNOWS. It might have something to do with aliens. Maybe. Or Oranges. We've found that's a common theme tonight.
+ This log is half-crack and half-serious and Rukia would so not act that way around Bya, but who cares because they are still the Kuchikis and so they are still the win.
+ We may or may not have gone completely capslock happy. 8D;;
Rukia: HOW COULD YOU FIND HIM INTRIGUING?! ASLDHA EGH AELWIFH LAEIHG LAEIHG LAI DWHLAIEGLIAEGLIEAH GLIEHG
Bya: O.O
Rukia: A:LDFLGHLAHW FELI AWHFLIAGEHLIA HGWELIG ELIHA WEFLIH AWDFLIA WFLIHA EGLIH LIGAWH FLIA EGHLI ILEAGH LIAHE GLI AWHEFLIH AEGLI EAGLIHELAIGAHLEIG
Bya: *sifts flour*
Bya: *a lot*
Bya: *sifts it more than necessary*
Rukia: ARE YOU SERIOUS? DO YOU ACTUALLY LIKE HIM?! ALKSH ALEGIH AELIHG LEIGA HLAEIGHLAIEFH LAIEWHF LIAWEHF DLIAHWEFLIHAELIH AWEFLIEGLIH EALGIHLEGH
Bya: *ignores* Did you preheat the oven, Rukia?
Rukia: DON'T CHANGE THE SUBJECT, NII-SAMA. ASLDAEGH EALIHG LAEGIHLAEIGH ALWIGH LIEHGLIAEHG LIEGH
Bya: The book says 375. *ignores some more*
Rukia: YOU KNOW WHO I BET WOULD LOVE TO BAKE WITH YOU, NII-SAMA? DO YOU? I BET YOU DO! AKLSHDALEGH LAWEFI LAEIHGLIAHEGL HALIEGHALEIGH LIEAHG
Bya: *turns that really cool light on that's built into the oven and peers in even though it's empty and there's really no reason to*
Rukia: *mashes bananas angrily until they're really very mushy and really covering her hands all over*
Bya: *flicks the light on and off really quickly about 46 times*
Rukia: *continues mashing bananas into an oozing glob* WHY DO YOU LET HIM TALK TO YOU LIKE THAT?
Bya: *points* ... The bananas do not look like bananas any longer, Rukia.
Rukia: *refrains from flinging the glob at Bya's nice, shiny hair, although that would give Ura a good excuse to wash it, wouldn't it?* WE AREN'T TALKING ABOUT BANANAS, NII-SAMA.
Bya: *takes a step back because HE KNOWS, but yes that would be a very good reason so Rukia probably shouldn't do that* Perhaps you are not. But I am.
Rukia: *is really the best sister ever for NOT mashing the bananas into the pretty, sparkly kenseiken and if Ura tried anything of the short, she'd probably bean him* ANSWER ME. STOP AVOIDING THE SUBJECT.
Bya: *reaches up to pet his kenseikan unconsciously as it GLEANS in the light* Three eggs, one cup of sugar... *mumbles to self*
Rukia: *WILL NOT BE DEFEATED BY THE SHINY KENSEIKAN, PRETTY BOY* ARE YOU SURE YOU DON'T WANT TO MAKE MUFFINS FOR HIM? MAYBE YOU TWO CAN SHARE TOGETHER.
Bya: *cries a little inside like the pretty emo boy he is because that comment STUNG even if it wasn't said outloud but they have ADOPTIVE SIBLING MIND-READING POWERS* *then clears his throat very loudly before mixing the batter*
Rukia: *TOTALLY :|'S AT THE CRYING SHE HEARS IN HER HEAD BECAUSE THE SCORE IS NOW RUKIA 1 BYA 0. WHAT. NOW.* *grabs the bag of walnuts and tears it open violently, scattering walnuts all across the counter*
Bya: *And they say Bya is supposed to be the coldhearted one, geez. No love.* O.O You spilled the walnuts.
Rukia: *He IS. Who do you think Rukia learned from, hmm?* SO HAVE URAHARA COME AND PICK THEM UP.
Bya: *well, he is never that coldhearted. Rukia takes it to a whole 'nother level.* O_O Do not say ludicrous things, Rukia.
Rukia: *Oh PLEASE. Rukia is like a day in the sun compared to Bya's Antartic...an disposition :| :|* D< JUST WHAT IS SO LUDICROUS ABOUT IT.
Bya: *not right now it isn't. your nii-sama is VULNERABLE right now.* .......................................................................Everything.
Rukia: *Vulnerable to WHAT, pray tell?* URAHARA DOESN'T SEEM TO THINK SO.
Bya: *..........doesn't want to say >.>* Who?
Rukia: *SAY IT, PRETTY BOY* DON'T ACT STUPID.
Bya: *No. Your mind can't take it.* You are saying ridiculous things again, Rukia.
Rukia: *YOU CAN'T JUST LEAVE IT THERE, STUPID* HOW AM I THE ONE WHO'S BEING RIDICULOUS?
Bya: *............Uraharacanbecharminginhisownway* You sound stressed, Rukia. Have you been getting enough sleep?
Rukia: *........................................HAVEYOULOSTYOURMIND?!* OF COURSE I'VE BEEN GETTING ENOUGH SLEEP. HAVE YOU GONE CRAZY, NII-SAMA?
Bya: *......................No. Don't be mean. ;__;* O.O *is affronted, and stops mixing because apparently he's been mixing for the past however many ims*
Rukia: *...............I'MNOTBEINGMEANYOU'REBEINGPSYCHO* *finally gets all of the walnuts picked up and slams bowl down before pouring them in* WELL?
Bya: *.... ;_________; but he GETS me, Rukia!* *flinches a little at the slamming, which is unnecessary because it's not YOUR bowl, it's Ichigo's* Well....?
Rukia: *..........WTF IS THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN?!* *IF ICHIGO HAS A PROBLEM WITH IT HE CAN TAKE IT UP WITH ME* ......*GLARES*
Bya: *......WELL AFTERWARDS YOU DIDN'T EITHER. AND HAVEN'T YOU SEEN THE LATEST ARC IN THE ANIME YET???????* .......What. Do not be absurd.
Rukia: *YES I HAVE. I'M ONLY AN EPISODE BEHIND, STFU. HOW DID I NOT TRY TO UNDERSTAND?!* TELL ME. TRUTHFULLY. ARE YOU INTERESTED IN HIM?
Bya: *SO YOU SAW THAT BYA HAS BEEN VERY NICE LATELY* ......................Of course not. *goes to check the oven AGAIN*
Rukia: *WHAT DOES THAT HAVE TO DO WITH RUKIA NOT UNDERSTANDING BYA?!?!* ......YOU HESITATED.
Bya: *I DON'T KNOW. I LOST MY POINT BECAUSE YOU DISTRACTED ME.* ....Your question was ridiculous. I was caught off-guard.
Rukia: *.............I DID NOT. YOU JUST SUCK AT THIS* IT'S NOT RIDICULOUS. IT'S A PERFECTLY VALID QUESTION! ANSWER ME HONESTLY NII-SAMA. DO YOU HAVE ANY INTEREST AT ALL IN URAHARA.
Bya: *IT DOESN'T MATTER. RUKIA IS JUST MEAN.* ......Nnnnnnnnnnnnooooooo.......ot really.
Rukia: *OH STUFF IT YOU BIG BABY* ......................THAT'S NOT A STRAIGHT NO. ...............YOU'RE INTERESTED IN URAHARA, AREN'T YOU NII-SAMA?!
Bya: *...I AM OLDER THAN YOU, YOU KNOW.* ...........Yes it was. And of course I am not.
Rukia: *BECAUSE THAT'S SO OBVIOUS MR. ;______;* .....NO IT WASN'T. I DON'T BELIEVE YOU.
Bya: *WELL YOU'RE A GREAT BIG MEANIE THAT'S WHY* I would not lie to you.
Rukia: *BIG. BABY. = BYA.* MAYBE YOU'RE LYING TO YOURSELF.
Bya: *LOOK AT HOW MEAN YOU ARE* Definitely not.
Rukia: *I TELL ONLY THE TRUTH* HOW CAN I TRUST YOU?
Bya: *MEAN! MEANMEANMEANMEANMEAN!* What sort of question is that.
Rukia: *INSERT EYEROLLING HERE* A PERFECTLY LEGITIMATE ONE.
Bya: *.....I HOPE YOU KNOW HOW MUCH YOUR HURT YOUR NII-SAMA'S FEELINGS SOMETIMES* And one you should know the answer to already
Rukia: *YEAH WTFEVER. SUCK IT UP.* FEELINGS ARE NOT YOUR STRONG SUIT, NII-SAMA.
Bya: *.....:| :| :| FINE.* They are not yours either.
Rukia: *........~___~* I'M BETTER AT IT THAN YOU ARE.
Bya: *flings batter into those paper muffin baking cups* Hardly.
Rukia: *scoops up the remaining walnuts and all but throws them on top of the muffinf batter shape things* WHAT DO YOU MEAN HARDLY?
Bya: *watches the muffin batter splatter a little from the force at which Rukia is throwing the walnuts* Well. *refrains from SCOFFING* it certainly took you a while to get sorted with Ichigo.
Rukia: *scowls* THAT WAS DIFFERENT. I HAD OTHER THINGS TO CONSIDER.
Bya: *:|* And I don't have such things to consider?
Rukia: NOT THE SAME THINGS. WHAT DO YOU HAVE TO CONSIDER WITH URAHARA?
Bya: Why are you talking as if I like him. *O.O*
Rukia: I-I'M NOT. I WAS JUST ASKING. *>O*
Bya: *glares* you stuttered.
Rukia: I WAS JUST CAUGHT OFF GUARD BY THE QUESTION, THAT'S ALL. LIKE YOU WERE EARLIER.
Bya: *mocks* Why should I believe you.
Rukia: *dude. who's being mean NOW?* WHAT WAS YOUR ANSWER WHEN I ASKED YOU THE SAME QUESTION?
Bya: *PSH. WHATEVER.* ....I do not remember.
Rukia: WELL THEN I DON'T EITHER.
Bya: *insert looooooooooooooooooooooooong awkward silence because they totally put the muffins into the oven okay, I don't have to tell people every single thing they do and anyway they're waiting now. for the muffins. yeah.* ........>.> And. If I did.
Rukia: *insert loooooooooooooooooooooooooong awkward silence because WTF DID BYA ACTUALLY ASK THAT?!* ....ARE YOU SERIOUS?
Bya: *yay for long awkward silences. hope the muffins don't burn.* .....It's a hypothetical!
Rukia: *can you really avoid them with the Kuchiki's though? I mean come on, they were practically invented because Bya and Rukia are super awkward around each other. lulz sibling love. my brother likes burnt things.* .......ARE YOU SURE?
Bya: *Yeaaaaaaaah, not really. They should seriously consider taking some of those you know, "communication" classes. Maybe go on Dr. Phil. Or Oprah. They probably need both, their case is so extreme.* ..............Hypothetical!
Rukia: *...actually that'd be rather hilarious. Can you imagine it? 'So, Byakuya. What would you like to tell Rukia? Come on, let it all out...'* ....RIIIIGHT. *thinks a moment, while watching the oven which has NOT started to smoke yet* I DON'T THINK I COULD UNDERSTAND IT IF YOU REALLY HAD INTEREST IN URAHARA.
Bya: *hahaha. probably. except even then, bya would be a block of ice. :|* Why not? ....And that's hypothetical too.
Rukia: *Well Rukia would hardly spill her innermost secrets to Oprah. Man. Worst siblings ever. :/* ...........*Not Happy* BECAUSE. IT'S URAHARA. WHAT WOULD YOU FIND INTERESTING ABOUT HIM? ....HYPOTHETICALLY?
Bya: *Yeah. Oprah's kind of crazy, isn't she.* .....*oops?*....Well. He. I mean. :| :| :|
Rukia: *Just a bit. She probably owns all of our souls, though.* ....*:/* HE WHAT?
Bya: *Probably. She has enough money to buy a person. HA. IRONY. >.> <.< No, I did not just make that joke.... oh god. I'm going to HELL.* He knows more about me then most people do.
Rukia: *....is it bad that I totally do not get the joke? >.>* ...*Snuzzie gets tired of Capslocking, woe*...like what?
Bya: *....buying people.... slavery.... LKDJFLKDSJFLKDSJFLKDSJFLKDSJF* ... About why I am the way I am. *HA IS SO EMO OMG*
Rukia: *OH. OHHHHHHHHHHHHHH. Igetitnowstfu. >.>* ...what do you mean 'the way you are', Nii-sama? *YA NO KIDDING. WAY TO GO, BYA*
Bya: *WAY TO GO, GENIUS* He's known me since I was a child. *HELLO. WE JUST WENT OVER THIS. COMMUNICATION SKILLS = ZERO.*
Rukia: *YOU KNOW WHAT? STFU. YOU'RE A HORRIBLE PERSON.* I....see. *WAY TO HURT YOUR POOR SISTER, BYA* So he....knows you. So this would, hypothetically...intrigue you? *LAME. FACE.*
Bya: *YEAH. OH. WE'RE EDITING THAT PART OUT RIGHT. >.>* *looks away AND WHY IS SHE HURT GEEZ IT'S A FACT* ...Possibly intrigue me yes. Possibly. Hypothetically.
Rukia: *..........NO. THE WORLD MUST KNOW YOUR TRUE COLORS. :|* *WELL BECAUSE IT MUST MEAN THAT EVEN THOUGH SHE'S HIS SISTER, SHE KNOWS SO LITTLE ABOUT HIM AND THEY'RE DISTANT AND ALL THAT JAZZ. IT'S EMO.* .......hypothetically. ....why don't I believe that?
Bya: *LKDSJFLKDSJF I'M NOT A RACIST YOU GUYS OMG ;__;* *WHAT. WHAAAAAAAAT. WHATEVER. THAT DOESN'T MAKE ANY SENSE AT ALL.* You should. It is the truth.
Rukia: *LIES. SHE HATES ALL FLORIDIANS. SHE'S HORRIBLE.* *DUDE. IT TOTALLY MAKES ALL KINDS OF SENSE. :O* I...see. *looks at the oven as the timer goes off* Oh. They're ready.
Bya: *THOSE PENINSULA PEOPLE WANT IT ALL. WATER AND LAND BORDERS. GOD. SELFISH MUCH?* *It...totally doesn't. :|* *coughs and grabs those really awesome OVEN MITTS and puts them on and Byakuya is TOTALLY SEXY with them*
Rukia: *AND THE ORANGES. WHY MUST YOU ALWAYS FORGET THE ORANGES? GOD, YOU'RE SO PREJUDICED, [insert name here].* *You just don't want it to make sense because YOU don't want to admit that Bya's as emo as Hamlet* *....is he wearing an apron? PLEASE?* *scoots over closer to the oven to look at the muffins*
Bya: *OMG DON'T SAY MY NAAAAAME >.>* *WTF. I NEVER EVEN READ HAMLET. WE WENT OVER OEDIPUS THOUGH. AND WUTHERING HEIGHTS. BUT I FORGOT ABOUT THOSE. OH AND KING LEAR. GOD KING LEAR SUCKED.* *....OKAY FINE HE CAN BE WEARING AN APRON. BUT IT ISN'T ANYTHING GIRLY LIKE PINK EVEN THOUGH HE LOOKS REALLY GOOD IN PINK OBVIOUSLY* *opens oven door and takes out pan and sets it on cooling rack*
Rukia: *FINE WE'LL EDIT IT OUT. GEEZ, AS IF PEOPLE DON'T KNOW WHO YOU ARE. ~___~* *EW OEDIPUS. ACTUALLY I'VE NEVER READ THAT. ONLY ANTIGONE. BUT I'VE HEARD ABOUT IT ENOUGH. HA. THE OTHER CLASS IS READING KING LEAR. WE GOT STUCK WITH THE ORIGINAL EMO KID.* *WELL CAN IT HAVE PINK PETALS ON IT? LIKE SENBONZAKURA?* They look golden. That's what they're supposed to be like, right Nii-sama?
Bya: *I AM GOING TO GET IN TROUBLE OMGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG XP* *YEAH EW INDEED GEEZ. INCEST. I READ ANTIGONE TOO. FORGOT ABOUT IT 'CAUSE IT WAS LAME AND BORING AND SERIOUSLY WTF FAMILY ISSUES AND GOD, I BET YOU THE KUCHIKIS ARE MODELED AFTER ONE OF THE GREEK TRAGEDIES* *.......MAYBE. >.>* Ah. They seem to have come out well.
Rukia: *WELL YOU SHOULD. YOU INSULTED FLORIDA, ORANGES, AND MICKEY MOUSE? FOR SHAME, [insert name here], FOR SHAME* *EW OEDIPUS. ACTUALLY A BUNCH OF PEOPLE THINK THAT HAMLET HAD AN OEDIPUS COMPLEX, BUT I DON'T BUY THAT. .....OMIGOD. YOU'RE RIGHT. THEY ARE MODELLED AFTER THE LAME TRAGEDIES. =____=* *...AWESOME. I WANT PICTURES. PLEASE.* *walks over to the far side of the counter and pulls out a container full of something from behind a HUGE plant, just because it's convenient* I made some chocolate chip muffins for you earlier....because I said I would.
Bya: *EXCUSE YOU. WHO WAS INSULTING THEM WITH ME. THAT'S RIGHT.* *AGAIN. NEVER READ HAMLET AND NEVER INTEND TO BECAUSE EWWWW ACADEMIC READING AND YES. THERE ISN'T A TRAGEDY WHERE THE BROTHER AND SISTER DO IT, IS THERE 'CAUSE THAT'D BE BAD NEWS* *WHATEVER. LAME* *glances up as Rukia walks back* Oh. Uh -- thank you, Rukia.
Rukia: *I WAS NOT INSULTING THEM. I WAS TOTALLY STICKING UP FOR THE ORANGES. THEY HAVE RIGHTS TOO, YOU KNOW.* *....................GROSS. EWWWWWWW. OH GOD, WHY WOULD YOU EVEN SAY THAT?! LAKSHDALHGELAIEHG* *way to be awkard when your sister's TOTALLY doing something nice for you, Bya* You're welcome. ...so you have to head back now, don't you?
[[OH NOES. I THINK THERE'S A LOST BYA QUOTE HERE. ;________;]]
Rukia: *YOU SAID HE DIDN'T EAT ANYTHING!* *AMSDLHEGLIAEHGLIAHWEG THEY WERE DRABBLES AND THEY WERE INNOCENT, REALLY. NOTHING LIKE THAT. OH EW OH EW OH EW. ASLKJGELIHAELGIHELIG* *HE NEEDS TO LEARN TO GET PAST THAT, WTF.* Oh. Right. Paperwork. *looks awkward* Well....thank you for coming to bake muffins. It was...productive?
Bya: *I SAID YOU NEVER SEE HIM EAT ANYTHING. YOU CAME TO THAT CONCLUSION ALL BY YOURSELF* *AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHA WAY TO GO* *YOU KNOW WHAT. WHAT IS THAT TAG RIGHT THERE. OH RIGHT. IT IS RUKIA BEING AWKWARD TOO* Yes. You should feel lucky that it is not something you need to do. *CONTINUES LOOKING AWKWARD WHAT* It was very enjoyable. We shall have to do it again sometime. Really.
Rukia: *NOW YOU'RE JUST TRYING TO PEN THE BLAME ON ME. IT'S REALLY ALL YOUR FAULT. YOU HORRIBLE, HORRIBLE PERSON. I DON'T KNOW HOW I'M LOGGING WITH YOU.* *...............ADSLJKEGLIHAEGLIHEG WHAT ARE YOU LAUGHING AT. WHAT.* *WELL OF COURSE SHE'S BEING AWKWARD. BYA'S MAKING HER AWKWARD!* I'm sure there are other good things about being taichou. *GUILT TRIP, GUILT TRIP* I think...I would like that. *walks with Bya towards the door?*
Bya: *YOU LOG WITH ME BECAUSE I AM AMAZING AND WORLDLY HAHAHAHAHAHA* *.....I AM LAUGHING AT YOU CLEARLY* *WELL RUKIA IS MAKING BYA AWKWARD SO WHAT NOW HMMM????* I will certainly inform you when I find out what those things are. *WHAT. WHATEVER. I DON'T HAVE TO TAKE THIS* Good... good. *Right... Yeah. Sure. Puts on... his shoes? He's in regular clothes right? He's probably in a suit. And looks really hot*
Rukia: *STFU. I SAID I LIKED YOUR WORLD VIEWS, YOU LAMEFACE. AND THAT WASN'T ME. I WAS SUPER SEKRIT AND ANONYMOUS.* *WELL NO DUH, SHERLOCK. BUT WHY. ASLDJASLDJ* *WHY IS SHE MAKING HIM AWKWARD?! GEEZ, EMO BOY.* *smiles slightly, but does not respond otherwise* *OF COURSE YOU DO. YOUR BOY KEPT MY GIRL FROM RISING THROUGH THE RANKS OF SS. LAME.* *Is he really? Dude. I want to see. *______** *opens the door for him and hands him his containers of muffins* Maybe we can do this again when you run out of muffins.
Bya: *YOU KNOW WHAT. I DON'T WANT TO REPLY TO ALL THAT ANYMORE BECAUSE I BARELY KNOW WHAT WE'RE TALKING ABOUT EXCEPT THAT I'M RIGHT AND YOU'RE WRONG. AND YOU FAIL AT ANON AND BEING SEKRIT GEEZ* *AND HE IS NOT MAKING HER AWKWARD. SHE IS GIFTED IN BEING AWKWARD ALL ON HER OWN. AS IS ICHIGO. AS IS LIKE, THE ENTIRE BLEACH CAST EXCEPT SADO AND NOVA -- WHO, BY THE WAY, WAS PRETTY FUNNY IN THE LATEST EP* *steps outside and turns around, batch of muffins in hand - YUMMY* That sounds like a good plan. *MORE AWKWARD YAAAAAY* Well. Tell Ichigo and his father thank you for letting us use their kitchen. *SHIFTS IN HIS SPIFFY GUCCI SUIT I THINK MMM and clears throat* Goodbye, Rukia.
Rukia: *YEAH. YOU JUST LOST THAT DEBATE ROUND. ME: 839742347 YOU: -22* *YEAH WTFEVER. BYA = KING OF AWKWARD. BUT THAT IS PRETTY TRUE. THAT'S WHAT MAKES THEM AWESOME. AND I HAVEN'T WATCHED 107 YET, SADLY.* I will, Nii-sama. Goodbye. *closes the door and DOESN'T SEE BYA RUN INTO URA AND AJSLKdALHGLIWEGH SCANDALOUS THINGS. :O* THE END.