It's Jesse EISENBERG, Bitch!
My mum has crossed lines tonight, people, I swear.
We were talking about films, and I was confessing my rampant love for The Social Network. I also said that I thought The King's Speech was a good film, but I would have given the Oscar to TSN and best actor to Jesse.
Now, before I continue, I should mention that my dearest mother is a known Colin Firth lover. Keep this in mind as you read on at your discretion.
She said, "Well, it's a good job you're not picking who wins then. Saying the Best Actor should have gone to Jesse James or whoever."
I was like:
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I said, "JESSE EISENBERG!" I was tempted to put the 'Bitch' on the end, but that wouldn't have gone down too well.
She said,"Whatever. With a name like that he should be a girl."
I was like:
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I said, "Just shush. Really. Just... shush. You're pushing it now"
She said. "Oooh! Kate's getting aggressive and threatening!"
I was like:
