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i went to two porn shops with dave, karinna and deanna, although deanna stayed in the car, and they were nothing too exciting.... exactly what i expected....
but i met paul dano, which was wayyyy more exciting, he was awesome and we talked about jesse eisenberg because he and paul might be in another movie together =] =] and i would definately like that =]
i love my friends, now all two of you who are on lj can guess these quotesthese are my top quotes from my top 15 movies, and you get to guess what those movies are (some should be wicked easy) =] =] have fun!!!!
1. Behind every good man there is a woman, and that woman was Martha Washington, man, and everyday George would come home, she would have a big fat bowl waiting for him, man, when he come in the door, man, she was a hip, hip, hip lady, man.
2. And as we sat there listening to the carolers, I wanted to tell Brian it was over now and everything would be okay. But that was a lie, plus, I couldn't speak anyway. I wish there was some way for us to go back and undo the past. But there wasn't. There was nothing we could do. So I just stayed silent and trying to telepathically communicate how sorry I was about what had happened. And I thought of all the grief and sadness and fucked up suffering in the world, and it made me want to escape. I wished with all my heart that we could just leave this world behind. Rise like two angels in the night and magically... disappear.
3. -Where the hell you think you're going?
-I don't know, man. It's just like sometimes I have to get out. It's like I'm the middle man between a tug-of-war or something between you guys. I don't know, I can't take sides. Ponyboy, Darry could've put you in a boys' home, worked his way through college, I'm telling you the truth, Pony. Hey, you don't want to be like me anyway. 'Cause I'm happy working at a gas station. You'd never be happy doing something like that. And Darry, you gotta stop yelling at him for every little thing he does, man. I mean he, he feels things differently than you. Bad enough having to listen to you guys, but when you try to get me to take sides, we're all we got left now. If we don't have each other, you end up like Dallas... and I don't mean dead either, I mean, I mean how he was before. So please... don't fight anymore... please.
4. A long time ago, in the underground realm, where there are no lies or pain, there lived a Princess who dreamed of the human world. She dreamed of blue skies, soft breeze, and sunshine. One day, eluding her keepers, the Princess escaped. Once outside, the brightness blinded her and erased every trace of the past from her memory. She forgot who she was and where she came from. Her body suffered cold, sickness, and pain. Eventually, she died. However, her father, the King, always knew that the Princess' soul would return, perhaps in another body, in another place, at another time. And he would wait for her, until he drew his last breath, until the world stopped turning...
5. I don't know, but I think I've met you before. You have a mystic way about you. There's really something special about your look. Do you believe in ghosts? I really dig that topic. Maybe we met in a different lifetime.
6. -I'd like to dedicate this to my grandpa, who showed me these moves.
-Awww that is so sweet. Is he here? Where is your grandpa right now?
-In the trunk of our car.
7. I mean, if I was ever going to buy a desk set... twice! I would probably buy this one, both times! In fact, its shape is rather aerodynamic isn't it? You can feel it. This desk set wants to fly! Todd? The world's first un-maned flying desk set! Oh my! Well, I wouldn't worry, you'll get another one next year.
8. -You can't sell a product without first making people feel bad.
-Why not?
-Because it's a substitution game. You have to remind them that they're missing something from their lives. Everyone's missing something, right?
-I guess.
-Trust me. And when they're feeling sufficiently incomplete, you convince them your product is the only thing that can fill the void. So instead of taking steps to deal with their lives, instead of working to root out the real reason for their misery, they go out and buy a stupid looking pair of cargo pants.
9. I'm having a kid. Your little boy's growing up, I got a girl pregnant, now I gotta go visit her. She lives in Reno, I don't know how I'm gonna get there. Probably have to take Mom's car. But, we're gonna live together. We're gonna live in the trailer park. Her name's Shirley, she's real great.
10. -What would you like to have been?
-Everything you hate.
11. Goddammit Matt! I swear to God if you don't fuck her, I'll kill myself! Matt! Please! Please, Matt! Fuck her for me! For me!
12. -That's Major Screw going at it with an evil warrior babe.
-Going at what?
-69.
-Oh, that's 69.
-That looks more like... 47?
13. First of all, Papa Smurf didn't create Smurfette. Gargamel did. She was sent in as Gargamel's evil spy with the intention of destroying the Smurf village. But the overwhelming goodness of the Smurf way of life transformed her. And as for the whole gang-bang scenario, it just couldn't happen. Smurfs are asexual. They don't even have... reproductive organs under those little, white pants. It's just so illogical, you know, about being a Smurf. You know, what's the point of living... if you don't have a dick?
14. -Xavier's gone to school. Okay?
-Ah, oui! Il est à la fac.
-What?
-La fac!
-LA "FUCK"?
-Yes. After fac he can telephone maman.
15. -OK, well this was my thought: 50,000 years ago, there are not even a million people on the planet. 10,000 years ago, there's, like, two million people on the planet. Now there's between five and six billion people on the planet, right? Now, if we all have our own, like, individual, unique soul, right, where do they all come from? You know, are modern souls only a fraction of the original souls? 'Cause if they are, that represents a 5,000 to 1 split of each soul in the last 50,000 years, which is, like, a blip in the Earth's time. You know, so at best we're like these tiny fractions of people, you know, walking... I mean, is that why we're so scattered? You know, is that why we're all so specialized?
-I don't know. Wait a minute, I'm not sure... I don't...
-Yeah, hang on, hang on. It's a, it's a totally scattered thought. It... which is kind of why it makes sense.
but i met paul dano, which was wayyyy more exciting, he was awesome and we talked about jesse eisenberg because he and paul might be in another movie together =] =] and i would definately like that =]
i love my friends, now all two of you who are on lj can guess these quotesthese are my top quotes from my top 15 movies, and you get to guess what those movies are (some should be wicked easy) =] =] have fun!!!!
1. Behind every good man there is a woman, and that woman was Martha Washington, man, and everyday George would come home, she would have a big fat bowl waiting for him, man, when he come in the door, man, she was a hip, hip, hip lady, man.
2. And as we sat there listening to the carolers, I wanted to tell Brian it was over now and everything would be okay. But that was a lie, plus, I couldn't speak anyway. I wish there was some way for us to go back and undo the past. But there wasn't. There was nothing we could do. So I just stayed silent and trying to telepathically communicate how sorry I was about what had happened. And I thought of all the grief and sadness and fucked up suffering in the world, and it made me want to escape. I wished with all my heart that we could just leave this world behind. Rise like two angels in the night and magically... disappear.
3. -Where the hell you think you're going?
-I don't know, man. It's just like sometimes I have to get out. It's like I'm the middle man between a tug-of-war or something between you guys. I don't know, I can't take sides. Ponyboy, Darry could've put you in a boys' home, worked his way through college, I'm telling you the truth, Pony. Hey, you don't want to be like me anyway. 'Cause I'm happy working at a gas station. You'd never be happy doing something like that. And Darry, you gotta stop yelling at him for every little thing he does, man. I mean he, he feels things differently than you. Bad enough having to listen to you guys, but when you try to get me to take sides, we're all we got left now. If we don't have each other, you end up like Dallas... and I don't mean dead either, I mean, I mean how he was before. So please... don't fight anymore... please.
4. A long time ago, in the underground realm, where there are no lies or pain, there lived a Princess who dreamed of the human world. She dreamed of blue skies, soft breeze, and sunshine. One day, eluding her keepers, the Princess escaped. Once outside, the brightness blinded her and erased every trace of the past from her memory. She forgot who she was and where she came from. Her body suffered cold, sickness, and pain. Eventually, she died. However, her father, the King, always knew that the Princess' soul would return, perhaps in another body, in another place, at another time. And he would wait for her, until he drew his last breath, until the world stopped turning...
5. I don't know, but I think I've met you before. You have a mystic way about you. There's really something special about your look. Do you believe in ghosts? I really dig that topic. Maybe we met in a different lifetime.
6. -I'd like to dedicate this to my grandpa, who showed me these moves.
-Awww that is so sweet. Is he here? Where is your grandpa right now?
-In the trunk of our car.
7. I mean, if I was ever going to buy a desk set... twice! I would probably buy this one, both times! In fact, its shape is rather aerodynamic isn't it? You can feel it. This desk set wants to fly! Todd? The world's first un-maned flying desk set! Oh my! Well, I wouldn't worry, you'll get another one next year.
8. -You can't sell a product without first making people feel bad.
-Why not?
-Because it's a substitution game. You have to remind them that they're missing something from their lives. Everyone's missing something, right?
-I guess.
-Trust me. And when they're feeling sufficiently incomplete, you convince them your product is the only thing that can fill the void. So instead of taking steps to deal with their lives, instead of working to root out the real reason for their misery, they go out and buy a stupid looking pair of cargo pants.
9. I'm having a kid. Your little boy's growing up, I got a girl pregnant, now I gotta go visit her. She lives in Reno, I don't know how I'm gonna get there. Probably have to take Mom's car. But, we're gonna live together. We're gonna live in the trailer park. Her name's Shirley, she's real great.
10. -What would you like to have been?
-Everything you hate.
11. Goddammit Matt! I swear to God if you don't fuck her, I'll kill myself! Matt! Please! Please, Matt! Fuck her for me! For me!
12. -That's Major Screw going at it with an evil warrior babe.
-Going at what?
-69.
-Oh, that's 69.
-That looks more like... 47?
13. First of all, Papa Smurf didn't create Smurfette. Gargamel did. She was sent in as Gargamel's evil spy with the intention of destroying the Smurf village. But the overwhelming goodness of the Smurf way of life transformed her. And as for the whole gang-bang scenario, it just couldn't happen. Smurfs are asexual. They don't even have... reproductive organs under those little, white pants. It's just so illogical, you know, about being a Smurf. You know, what's the point of living... if you don't have a dick?
14. -Xavier's gone to school. Okay?
-Ah, oui! Il est à la fac.
-What?
-La fac!
-LA "FUCK"?
-Yes. After fac he can telephone maman.
15. -OK, well this was my thought: 50,000 years ago, there are not even a million people on the planet. 10,000 years ago, there's, like, two million people on the planet. Now there's between five and six billion people on the planet, right? Now, if we all have our own, like, individual, unique soul, right, where do they all come from? You know, are modern souls only a fraction of the original souls? 'Cause if they are, that represents a 5,000 to 1 split of each soul in the last 50,000 years, which is, like, a blip in the Earth's time. You know, so at best we're like these tiny fractions of people, you know, walking... I mean, is that why we're so scattered? You know, is that why we're all so specialized?
-I don't know. Wait a minute, I'm not sure... I don't...
-Yeah, hang on, hang on. It's a, it's a totally scattered thought. It... which is kind of why it makes sense.