Ways that I've failed life

[pethron]

1) I can't read.
2) I pick my nose a lot... 'til it bleeds
3) I can't retain information
4) I don't finish what I start
4a) I wait to the last minute to let everything drop
4b) I start way too many things
5) I don't follow directions, even the helpful ones
6) I'm crap at socializing
7) I don't want to reproduce
8) I'm wasteful