A Papal Nomination
There is an even better candidate for the Vatican than Father Dougal.
He's a man of the people.
He talks sense.
He ain't afraid to talk about sex and might even wear a condom.
He has God's mobile number.
He lives not far from me so he must be alright.
As I'm determined to back one Fan Fund winner this year I now wish to nominate
dougs for POPE in 2005
Send Doug Spencer to the Vatican.
All campaign donations gratefully received. Just send all your money, Rolex's, jewellery, credit cards, cheques (not over £100 and with your card number on the back please), TV sets, Hi-Fi's, VCRs, Computers, iPods, Walkmans (Walkmen? We're not fussy), and anything else of value to:
Me, c/o Doug for POPE, PO Box 666, Reading, Berkshire.
He's a man of the people.
He talks sense.
He ain't afraid to talk about sex and might even wear a condom.
He has God's mobile number.
He lives not far from me so he must be alright.
As I'm determined to back one Fan Fund winner this year I now wish to nominate
dougs for POPE in 2005
Send Doug Spencer to the Vatican.
All campaign donations gratefully received. Just send all your money, Rolex's, jewellery, credit cards, cheques (not over £100 and with your card number on the back please), TV sets, Hi-Fi's, VCRs, Computers, iPods, Walkmans (Walkmen? We're not fussy), and anything else of value to:
Me, c/o Doug for POPE, PO Box 666, Reading, Berkshire.