Crazy ass hobos
So got the report cardizzle and got past molly with an M so i was pretty darn happy
I stayed after school and went to mcd's in penn station wit matt kelly and newman and ate one big ass meal like three chicken fajitas and a quarter pounder to top it off
so i made my way to the E train and im sittin down all fine and dandy when a hobo who was like stinkin up a storm sits next down to me I'm all like fine let him do wat he wants. But then he goes to sleep and falls on me. I'm tryin to be all nice and shizz and like move away but he would keep fallin on me
So now im gettin pissed off and like tryin to nudge him off me I do it the first tme and he looks at me like im the asshole. then he falls to sleep on me AGAIN
so now this is gettin redunkulous so i nudge him off me and he wakes up and he knows not to mess wit me so he moves down to the other end of the car
He then sleeps on this other guy and hes all pissed to so he nudges him and the hobo goes ape shit and hes like wtf mate but it was more like wtf nigga but w/e
So now the hobos like imma pop a cap in u and the guys all like fuk u
so im tryin not to laff cuz for sum reason i find this whole thing ridiculously funny. The hobo proceeds to reach to his pocket and im like o shizzers and the guy is crappin his pants and the hobo pulls out an orrange water gun
So they guy sees this and curses off the hobo and im sittin there laffin my ass off and so is evryone else in the train. so now the hobos like all mad cuz evryone dusnt like him and he went away wit a tear in his eye but no1 seemed to care
so after the crazy hobo i went home and ate and then ate some more since im such a fat ass but i cant stop the way i am
Until next time...
Haakon-ass raping hobo
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I stayed after school and went to mcd's in penn station wit matt kelly and newman and ate one big ass meal like three chicken fajitas and a quarter pounder to top it off
so i made my way to the E train and im sittin down all fine and dandy when a hobo who was like stinkin up a storm sits next down to me I'm all like fine let him do wat he wants. But then he goes to sleep and falls on me. I'm tryin to be all nice and shizz and like move away but he would keep fallin on me
So now im gettin pissed off and like tryin to nudge him off me I do it the first tme and he looks at me like im the asshole. then he falls to sleep on me AGAIN
so now this is gettin redunkulous so i nudge him off me and he wakes up and he knows not to mess wit me so he moves down to the other end of the car
He then sleeps on this other guy and hes all pissed to so he nudges him and the hobo goes ape shit and hes like wtf mate but it was more like wtf nigga but w/e
So now the hobos like imma pop a cap in u and the guys all like fuk u
so im tryin not to laff cuz for sum reason i find this whole thing ridiculously funny. The hobo proceeds to reach to his pocket and im like o shizzers and the guy is crappin his pants and the hobo pulls out an orrange water gun
So they guy sees this and curses off the hobo and im sittin there laffin my ass off and so is evryone else in the train. so now the hobos like all mad cuz evryone dusnt like him and he went away wit a tear in his eye but no1 seemed to care
so after the crazy hobo i went home and ate and then ate some more since im such a fat ass but i cant stop the way i am
Until next time...
Haakon-ass raping hobo
urbandictionary.com