Where'n the hell have I been?
Plain and simple folks, I've been hiding from all of you out of embaressment. That damn Sammy Engles had me so riled up awhile back that one night I was using the clippers here to trim my mustache, and I cut off the tip of my nose!
The Doctors have told me that it's all healed up now, but for a few weeks there, I looked like the second coming of a damned mummy, the way they had me all bandaged up.
Last heard, Engles was out in Tulsa, looking to get in with the mayor. Hopefully he stays out there long enough for me to get my head on straight, and get Gearson out of that damned hospital bed! I know he poisoned him, and he's gonna pay! Are you with me?
The Doctors have told me that it's all healed up now, but for a few weeks there, I looked like the second coming of a damned mummy, the way they had me all bandaged up.
Last heard, Engles was out in Tulsa, looking to get in with the mayor. Hopefully he stays out there long enough for me to get my head on straight, and get Gearson out of that damned hospital bed! I know he poisoned him, and he's gonna pay! Are you with me?