CAN I GET IN?
Supplement question 1.
Please breifly describe how you will impact our school in a positive way if you are to attend it?
Dear Director of Admissions,
I am applying to your school for the term beggining September of 2005. I have decided to ignore the question above because I feel there are more important things that need discussing. If you decide that the information that should be gained by the above question become relevan or necessary please contact me and i will inform you, but for now I would like to discuss some serious issues with you. Such as how my current intrest in your school came about. It all began when the poll on the top party schools was realesed. Your school although not number one was rated in the top five and through further examination I discovered was also considered one of the less rigorous universities. These two facts have brought my attention full focus as I apply to college. In college I plan to follow the mantra work hard party hard, well actually only half of it. PARTY hard, the work can wait, thats for when your old....and wrinkly, No offense to you. Also I cant remember if it is your drinking team that has a football problem or your football team that has a drinking problem, either way it doesnt matter to me, I dont do that stuff (football that is) its for people who think they can get into college without applying themsleves to their studies. Well on another note I hear that the botany Professor is completely fried and cant tell teh difference between mushrooms and shrooms, if so I know my new minor. On top of this what did i hear about the brownies the cafateria serves, do they really have weed in them? I didnt think it could be true but my friend stayed overnight and said that the brownies were EXCEllent. My next question is, how are the cops? Do they hassle the Universities students? or are tehy relativaly friendly and leave us to or own? I would really like to know because that three strikes your out rule has unfortunatly come into play and I dont feel like serving a life sentence. I realize that you arent as in teh loop as teh average student would be so I was hoping you could give me a pen pal that is relativaly "cool" so basically someone (as a member of teh admissions staff) you regret letting in. If that is possible I would be very grateful because I have certain substance dependancies and need to get "plugged in" as quickly as possible. I realize that you have many other applicants to this fine school but I have one statement that I think will win you over. COME ON...COME ON...(ok that was it)
Thanks man its appreciated,
your loving applicant and obdnt svt
Anonymous
P.S. I just realized the survey that states you as one of teh top five party schools was from last year and I was wondering if You would so kindly send me the current survey (I hope your Number 1).
Please breifly describe how you will impact our school in a positive way if you are to attend it?
Dear Director of Admissions,
I am applying to your school for the term beggining September of 2005. I have decided to ignore the question above because I feel there are more important things that need discussing. If you decide that the information that should be gained by the above question become relevan or necessary please contact me and i will inform you, but for now I would like to discuss some serious issues with you. Such as how my current intrest in your school came about. It all began when the poll on the top party schools was realesed. Your school although not number one was rated in the top five and through further examination I discovered was also considered one of the less rigorous universities. These two facts have brought my attention full focus as I apply to college. In college I plan to follow the mantra work hard party hard, well actually only half of it. PARTY hard, the work can wait, thats for when your old....and wrinkly, No offense to you. Also I cant remember if it is your drinking team that has a football problem or your football team that has a drinking problem, either way it doesnt matter to me, I dont do that stuff (football that is) its for people who think they can get into college without applying themsleves to their studies. Well on another note I hear that the botany Professor is completely fried and cant tell teh difference between mushrooms and shrooms, if so I know my new minor. On top of this what did i hear about the brownies the cafateria serves, do they really have weed in them? I didnt think it could be true but my friend stayed overnight and said that the brownies were EXCEllent. My next question is, how are the cops? Do they hassle the Universities students? or are tehy relativaly friendly and leave us to or own? I would really like to know because that three strikes your out rule has unfortunatly come into play and I dont feel like serving a life sentence. I realize that you arent as in teh loop as teh average student would be so I was hoping you could give me a pen pal that is relativaly "cool" so basically someone (as a member of teh admissions staff) you regret letting in. If that is possible I would be very grateful because I have certain substance dependancies and need to get "plugged in" as quickly as possible. I realize that you have many other applicants to this fine school but I have one statement that I think will win you over. COME ON...COME ON...(ok that was it)
Thanks man its appreciated,
your loving applicant and obdnt svt
Anonymous
P.S. I just realized the survey that states you as one of teh top five party schools was from last year and I was wondering if You would so kindly send me the current survey (I hope your Number 1).